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  • WOW! Talk about a SLAM vis a vis intellectual acuity didja hear the newest one?

    "The Mueller team is playing 3-dimensional chess while the trump team is playing one-dimensional Tic-Tac-Toe!" Oh oh oh. Woe woe woe. Good one!
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • Does everyone NOT KNOW that a bit** is a female dog? That people who complain are bit**ing? Where is the CURSE word therein?

    Are they unable to afford a dictionary so when they are in doubt about what a curse word is/is not they can look it up? Now if you call someone a bit** you are saying that person i...  moreAre they unable to afford a dictionary so when they are in doubt about what a curse word is/is not they can look it up? Now if you call someone a bit** you are saying that person is malicious/unpleasant/selfish. None of those are curse words. If you say something was a bit** to accomplish you are saying it was very tough/difficult/hard to do. None of those are curse words. Some folks even use it to mean  "memorably good" as in "that party he threw was a bit**". Or "your dress is bit**in!" It can also mean to bungle, screw up as in "he bit**ed the job completely".  Wherever did anyone think the word is on a par with real CURSE words?  less
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  • When was the last time you changed your avatar?

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  • Betcha didn't know your john of don ;prez LIKES Nancy Pelosi. Says she is very smart and will help her if needed. Like I asked..DIDJA KNOW?

    Whatcha think? One of the San Francisco LIBERAL dames y'all love to hate he LIKES A LOT! Whatcha gonna do folks? Like her too since all ya ever do is mimic your prez and bobble yea...  moreWhatcha think? One of the San Francisco LIBERAL dames y'all love to hate he LIKES A LOT! Whatcha gonna do folks? Like her too since all ya ever do is mimic your prez and bobble yead when he gives a thumbs up? If so good for you!  
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • The john of don sez trumpicans wouldda done better in the election if his name were on the ballot. He wants to run for prez every 2 years?

    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • We are in bed with the murdering dismembering ordering Saudi Crown Prince knowingly cuz the prez sez it's good for us financially! And?

    Do you agree with the john of d that financial considerations trump any other considerations including murder-ordering dismemberment-ordering monstrous thugs? Ya dp? Gonna run for prez too?
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • ANYone at ANYtime can be shot dead by ANYone in ANYplace for ANY reason including lack of one. D'ya see the problem here?

    The problem is "ANY". Just get rid of the word. If ANY no longer exists then this question no longer is true. Good right?
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • LIAR is a 4-letter word that is sassy but not classy. To class it up why not say "fan of anti-un true" or a "foe of true"?

    LIAR uses fewer letters to be sure. It is very economical letterwise but it is way too lowbrow for those fancy dancy highbrow pols who are nothing if not highbrow LIARS so they abs...  moreLIAR uses fewer letters to be sure. It is very economical letterwise but it is way too lowbrow for those fancy dancy highbrow pols who are nothing if not highbrow LIARS so they absolutely have earned and deserve the consideration of being called "Fan of untrue" "Fan of anti-true" or "Foe of true".  See how better that is?  
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • Ever hear of good sportsmanship among athletes? Can you imagine an athlete HIRING people to BADMOUTH/LIE ABOUT competitors?

    That is what all pols do all the time. The john of don does it expertly. He lies so much so often about the press that his base will never believe anything reporters will say. That...  moreThat is what all pols do all the time. The john of don does it expertly. He lies so much so often about the press that his base will never believe anything reporters will say. That is the purpose of the brainwashing in which johnny donny envelopes himself, immerses  himself. To convince his adoring worshippers that all things said about him unless they are based on shameless a**kissing, are lies. They will of course believe every word that drips from his lips. He's got 'em right exactly where he wants 'em and he's gonna keep 'em there by doubling up or doubling down. SIGH.  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • The john of don supports the First Amendment and FREEDOM OF THE PRESS. He also supports DECORUM. Vas is dat according to him?

    Reporters are not allowed to ask follow-up questionsReporters are not allowed to ask questions of which the johnny donny disapprovesWho wouldn't be up with that, down with that, sw...  moreReporters are not allowed to ask follow-up questionsReporters are not allowed to ask questions of which the johnny donny disapprovesWho wouldn't be up with that, down with that, swell as he** with that? Sheesh. You want he should  be reasonable and logical and fair and sensible? Fer cryin ' out loud he is the john of don and has never been any of those things. You want he should now that he is a very old man? Quitchure kidding bucko!. He will never ever ever ever be more than he is. He'll get BIGGER weight-wise but he will never be more or better or different. Get it?  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2018
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  • How do Californians feel about being blamed by Trump for the devastating fires? It's your fault because you don't clean your floors!

    "You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important... I was with the President of Finland... he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of...  more"You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important... I was with the President of Finland... he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don't have any problem." - Donald TrumpI know it's a huge list, but this has to be near the top of the dumbest things he's ever said, right?  
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  • How long can you hold that judgmental scowl?

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  • What if your name was Hugh Jasso?

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  • I guess I should cash in on this name thingy. What if your name was Stu Pidasso?

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  • What if your name were Dee Composing?

    What would you say when people ask?   Think of the social stigma!
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  • Without vastly different political views some folks might become friends . Isn't a shame an unworthy thing like politics has such power?

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  • The truth is destroyed every day temporarily. Can it ever be destroyed Permanently? If so liars would celebrate would they not? LIARS?

    Without TRUTH to exist so that others falsify it there would be no liars would there? They too would disappear along with TRUTH.
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  • The don is correct for once. Scientists do have an agenda. SEEK THE TRUTH. Of course he can't handle that. Anyone know WHY?

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  • What if your name were Bob Frapples?

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  • The number of dead/missing increase daily in the northern California fires. Just in time for Christmas. Sad year and condolences. Next year?

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  • REALITY BITES! The reality of the damage Climate Change can do butts heads with conspiracy theory jokers who think its a hoax! You one?

    The john of don flip flops mostly flops on the side of the joker hoaxer believers. They are his base and so he dare not flout their beliefs. He equivocates and mostly talks about s...  moreThe john of don flip flops mostly flops on the side of the joker hoaxer believers. They are his base and so he dare not flout their beliefs. He equivocates and mostly talks about scientists who have an agenda (he never tells us precisely what it is). Sez "there is something there" after he sees the devastation in northern California but when asked if his views on climate change have changed he says "NO" which means he supports the jokesters who are hoaxer-believing anti-science folksy folks. What is he supposed to do? Alienate all of them by saying "yep climate change is real and humans caused a lot of damage"? Are you nuts? He's never gonna do THAT! Sheesh! That would be his demise. He can personally murder folks and admit to it and they'll love the he** outta him but if he dares ever admit to climate change being real he's toast. He's done. He's over. He's yesterday's news. He knows that. He do know what he can and cannot say. He do. I tell you da true 'bout dat.  less
    Last post by B.H.Wilson - November 18, 2018
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  • I expect at this very moment all you middle-class trumpicans are enjoying your 10% tax cuts as promised by your beloved don. Just in time?

    Christmas is just around the corner. That 10% will come in real hand hand handy dandy. He keeps all his promises. Every one. D'ya love the wall he promised you? Thick and long and ...  moreChristmas is just around the corner. That 10% will come in real hand hand handy dandy. He keeps all his promises. Every one. D'ya love the wall he promised you? Thick and long and broad and tall it stands for thousands of miles across our southern border! And of course Mexico paid for that wall as the don promised! What other things he promised are you enjoying? Didja hear the Melania press conference he promised she would do about how she came here legally and worked legally? Did you admire the proof she showed at her conference? Do you love the trumpican health insurance plan which he promised would be cheaper and better than anything the Dems could come up with? How about the wonderful job being done on INFRASTRUCTURE. He knows the dangers and promised he'd attend to that. He got Kim to roll over and rumors that Kim is ignoring him completely and has 16 new nuclear sites (secretly stashed away) is intended to harm the reputation of the don. And of course he promised Jared would fix the middle-east and as prom...    less
    Last post by officegirl - November 18, 2018
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  • Every day the massive murderous hordes of monsters are getting closer to INVADING our country. Why doesn't the don put ALL OUR TROOPS THERE?

    We gotta keep those terrorist rapists murdering monsters from entering our country. OUR LIVES ARE AT STAKE. It will take hundreds of thousand of weaponized soldiers standing there ...  moreWe gotta keep those terrorist rapists murdering monsters from entering our country. OUR LIVES ARE AT STAKE. It will take hundreds of thousand of weaponized soldiers standing there to make them drop dead. What's wrong with the john of don? Doesn't he realize the GRAVE DANGER the massive horde invasion is? He talked big and long and incessantly about it daily BEFORE THE ELECTION and all his Fox News toadies echoed his terror and all the trumpican spokespeople relentlessly hammered in the DANGER. Now what the he** is going on? Total Silence on all fronts. Meanwhile the threat gets worse and the john of don is off somewhere doing something ELSE? Our blood will be on his hands unless he immediately drops everything and gets all armed military at our southern border. What is he waiting for?  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 22, 2018
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  • Do some folks smoke just so food won't taste good and they won't get fat? Some gain weight when they stop smoking. Which kills more folks?

    Getting cancer or other lung disease from smoking or being fat?
    Last post by Shuhak - November 19, 2018
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  • Either don is a very lousy people chooser or his field of potential hires consists ONLY OF LOSERS. Does it matter which?

    Criminally charged. Inept incompetent lavish spenders whose inability to do the job is only matched by the amount of  our money they spend on themselves!   Losers th...  moreCriminally charged. Inept incompetent lavish spenders whose inability to do the job is only matched by the amount of  our money they spend on themselves!   Losers the lot of them. Maybe only losers are available to work for the john of don . Winners don't have to dirty themselves or shred their reputations by working for the guy. Is that the why of the abominable track record of this so-called prez?  
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  • If you like it you buy it. If you don't you don't. Normal folks move on. Some stay and BADMOUTH what they don't like. What's up with THAT?

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  • I know FAT FLOATS. I'm slender and I float. I can't sink. My ex-hubby was kinda pudgy and he sank like an anchor if he tried. Wonder why?

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  • How did you find out Marvin was gay? Did you hear it through the grapevine?

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  • Did you miss the 10:59 to Chelsea?

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  • Who sings Ooww, baby if you want to be my lover, you better take me home, because it's a long, long way to Paradise and I'm still on my own?

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  • Do you really think that the elongated interstellar object zooming through space, Oumuamua, is really of extraterrestrial origin?

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  • Is the biggest drawback of being a pothead the unexpected quality drop of the next batch you pick up?

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  • If someone was you for a day, what would be the hardest task they would face?

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  • what genre of tv shows are you a huge fan of?

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  • Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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  • Do you think Amanda Knox is a sexy goddess?

    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name was Sharonna Answerbag?

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  • Have you ever counted votes? I did. And I wasn't very invested in being accurate. How the heck can they trust these people?

    It was in the 70's and it was some local election in Chicago.  I had no respect for any politicians in Chicago in the 70's. I was there for the money I was paid by the hour.&n...  moreIt was in the 70's and it was some local election in Chicago.  I had no respect for any politicians in Chicago in the 70's. I was there for the money I was paid by the hour.  Extra money.  Bored and probably did not give an accurate count.  Sue me.  I was young.    
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Nice Jugs?

    Do you think you'd be popular with the guys?
    Last post by Ritesh - November 21, 2018
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  • What if your name were Balzac?

    Would you name your son Harry?
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Hugh Stink?

    Pew!
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Hank Hugh Verymuch?

    Would you be truly grateful?
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Jacques Strap?

    The joke's up there.  Why are you looking down here?
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  • What if your name were Stu Bud Idyt?

    ^.^. 
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • I hear Trump is so depressed, he is barely touching his Chicken Bucket.

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  • Did you notice that everytime we have a disaster Trump's reaction is how can I HURT?

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  • I don't eat meat and I just learned how BAD soy products are. I have gallstones and that is a contributor. THIS IS A HEALTH FOOD????

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  • Do you remember Percy Dovetonsils?

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  • What was the longest time you had to wait to get a room in the hospital after being admitted in the emergency room? Me? 15 hours.

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  • Do you still have your gallbladder?

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