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  • Have you ever counted votes? I did. And I wasn't very invested in being accurate. How the heck can they trust these people?

    It was in the 70's and it was some local election in Chicago.  I had no respect for any politicians in Chicago in the 70's. I was there for the money I was paid by the hour.&n...  moreIt was in the 70's and it was some local election in Chicago.  I had no respect for any politicians in Chicago in the 70's. I was there for the money I was paid by the hour.  Extra money.  Bored and probably did not give an accurate count.  Sue me.  I was young.    
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  • What if your name were Nice Jugs?

    Do you think you'd be popular with the guys?
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  • What if your name were Balzac?

    Would you name your son Harry?
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Hugh Stink?

    Pew!
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Hank Hugh Verymuch?

    Would you be truly grateful?
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • What if your name were Jacques Strap?

    The joke's up there.  Why are you looking down here?
    Last post by Stu Spelling Bee - November 19, 2018
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  • What if your name were Stu Bud Idyt?

    ^.^. 
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • I hear Trump is so depressed, he is barely touching his Chicken Bucket.

    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - November 17, 2018
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  • Did you notice that everytime we have a disaster Trump's reaction is how can I HURT?

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  • I don't eat meat and I just learned how BAD soy products are. I have gallstones and that is a contributor. THIS IS A HEALTH FOOD????

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  • Do you remember Percy Dovetonsils?

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  • What was the longest time you had to wait to get a room in the hospital after being admitted in the emergency room? Me? 15 hours.

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  • Do you still have your gallbladder?

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  • When was the last time you were constipated? What caused it?

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  • I'm basking in the Blue Wave right now. Sam Nunberg is saying that Mueller is going to impeach Trump soon. Please let me live to see it

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  • When is enough enough?

    Now?
    Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2018
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  • Newton Ian Physics?

    Okay.
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  • Izzy Serious?

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  • Have you ever known anyone named Jan Itor?

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  • How about Anne Oynted

    That's me.
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  • I know some one who's name should be Anne Oying. Do you?

    PPpppBBBbbfffffffsssstt!
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  • What if your name were Anne Onymous

    Who dat?
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  • Have you survived any awfully chaotic crashes of any vehicle and by the slimmest margin you lucked out?

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  • What if your name were Bart Ender?

    Cheers!
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  • I read on the Internet that Friendship + Sex = Relationship. Do you agree?

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  • Would you ever turn for help in any situation to an ex with whom you had a very acrimonious breakup? Why or why not?

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  • Did you know that if you eat a flamingo, the government can kill you?

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  • Was or is there one event that told you exactly how screwed up our political parties were?

    I know I said that I wasn't going to ask or answer any political questions, but screw you guys.
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  • Do you think Uranus can cause earthquakes?

    I think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon and Uranus will be in align and some scientist are saying that gravitational pull will tug on Earths tectonic plates...  moreI think it can because next week Venus, Neptune, Mars, the moon and Uranus will be in align and some scientist are saying that gravitational pull will tug on Earths tectonic plates and cause earthquakes. Cheers and happy weekend!   
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  • DROUGHT and HEAVY WINDS caused the devasting fire tragedies in California. The clueless prez insists it is forestry management. Why so DUMB?

    He is like an OLD DOG who keeps gnawing on the same meatless dry bone. Over and over and over he spouts gibberish. SIGH.
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  • Joe Biden's granddaughter, Naomi, is buddies with President Trump's daughter, Tiffany. Anti-Trumpicans: Is that allowed, much less possible?

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  • What should never take ten years for someone to do? ~

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  • Was your father grossly, morosely, verbosely based?

    Very negative!
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  • Ya want I should show ya CHUTZPAH? Mitch McConnell calls for bipartisanship from Dems after 8 years of PARTISAN OBSTRUCTION! Is he SERIOUS?

    The cheeky twit said Obama would be a one-term prez. He was wrong bigly!  He REFUSED to take up anything under any circumstances that would be helpful to Obama. He says his pr...  moreThe cheeky twit said Obama would be a one-term prez. He was wrong bigly!  He REFUSED to take up anything under any circumstances that would be helpful to Obama. He says his proudest moment was PREVENTING Obama from appointing a Justice to SCOTUS to replace Scalia after he died. NOW the cheeky twit wants DEMS to work in a bi-partisan way?  Why? Because we own the House and his path will be fraught with investigation after investigation after investigation? Wake up and smell the coffee Mitchy baby.  Shake it off. Shake it up. Man up.  Put on your big boy pants and step up and take it like a man! You will get back what you gave. Your bread upon the water returns to you moldy and soggy. We know what you are and whom you are. You are an unpleasant crotchety humorless old man whose only claim to fame was OBSTRUCTING anything that would help we the people. We know what you are and whom you are and nothing you say will change your stripes or your spots or protect you from shedding the skin all you sn...    less
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  • If you LOVE folks enough you'd lie for them and help them cover up a murder right? Isn't that what love is? If not what is it?

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  • A Turkish citizen living in Pennsylvania for 20 years who has a green card may be extradicted to Turkey. Why?

    To sate the Turks so they'll be kinder to the Saudis whose a** the john of don kisses constantly along with Jared et al. He will be a bargaining chip to satisfy evil motives of evi...  moreTo sate the Turks so they'll be kinder to the Saudis whose a** the john of don kisses constantly along with Jared et al. He will be a bargaining chip to satisfy evil motives of evildoers. Do you approve of your C-I-C engineering that?  Because he can do no wrong or because whatever evil he chooses to do you love him enough to not give a sh** about it?  Why do the Turks want the guy? Because he is a dissident a disapprover and part of the opposition of the evil Turkish Government and the Turks have been salivating to get him extradited for years so they can murder him. Why else?! Will the john of don give in to that despot dictator murderer Erdogan without a blink of an eye?  Of course he will. He shivers and shakes and get all blushy mushy and crushes on STRONG despot dictator MEN! It's his thang.  less
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  • If you can get what you want/need without harming anyone including you whose business is it but yours?

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  • What is the most inappropriate location from which a person can make a telephone call? ~

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  • What do you think about as you try to fall asleep each night? The same thing, different things, nothing? How do you think about nothing?

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  • Good old Will Shakespeare was a pretty smart fella...mostly. Exceptions?

    "To thine own self be true and it must follow as the night the day thou canst not then be false to any man". How do you explain compulsive liars who cannot be true to any man? Are ...  more"To thine own self be true and it must follow as the night the day thou canst not then be false to any man". How do you explain compulsive liars who cannot be true to any man? Are they then being false to themselves or are they being true to themselves? Did Will ever encounter a situation in which what he wrote made no sense due to prevailing incidents to the contrary? Who knows?  
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  • If you KNOW of a conspiracy and say nothing don't you become part of it? How not?

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  • Years ago on Answerbag a member said he only wanted "nice" people to answer his questions. I would never require you to be "nice". Are ya?

    Nice is nicer than not nice. Civil is my requirement and you don't have to be "nice" to be civil. "What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice. What are litt...  moreNice is nicer than not nice. Civil is my requirement and you don't have to be "nice" to be civil. "What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice. What are little boys made of? Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails" Maybe not.  Both guys and gals are "nice". Both guys and gals aren't. Luck of the draw. Life is chancy. No one promised you a rose garden and if they did remember the thorns?  
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  • The C-I-C insists trumpicans won every seat because of him but it was the FRAUD by Dems that caused the "win". You on board with that champ?

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  • What were the longest odds you ever bet on and won? Where and when?

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  • Unexpected budget expense costing either $200 million or an unknown amount. Border patrol made up of our military. Are ya worried costwise?

    Don't worry your pretty little heads. Congress will reduce social security, medicare and medicaid to make up for it. That's what they already plan to do to cover the trillion dolla...  moreDon't worry your pretty little heads. Congress will reduce social security, medicare and medicaid to make up for it. That's what they already plan to do to cover the trillion dollar PLUS increase in debt caused by the Commander-in-Chief's massive tax cut for the obscenely wealthy. After all that makeup for the unexpected excessive unplanned stuff will there still be social security, medicare, medicaid for those in need? Probably not but who cares? The trumpicans are all wealthy so they don't need no lousy social safety net handouts. The non-dons are the ones who will suffer which is exactly the kind of "balance" the C-I-C seeks and will orchestrate with his dying breath if it comes to that. Is everybody happy? No but the important folks are deliriously joyful and that's all that counts. Great times ahead folks! Gonna celebrate the demise of all social  safety net programs that help folks you despise survive? How? Imported champagne of course. Ever try trump booze?  less
    Last post by RosieG - November 17, 2018
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  • I expect those whose kids are in the military guarding our border against the massive hordes of murderers heading toward us are proud?

    I expect they will be putting their lives on the line to do so. I expect they will be eating turkey sandwiches on Thanksgiving because I doubt that the hordes of murderers will be ...  moreI expect they will be putting their lives on the line to do so. I expect they will be eating turkey sandwiches on Thanksgiving because I doubt that the hordes of murderers will be there yet.  Well now. Isn't that a swell place to spend a holiday? When will that particular Armageddon take place and how many will die? Whatever day it is will become another day to celebrate and commemorate our ability to slaughter immigrants at will by order of the Commander in Chief. Who by the way hasn't said diddly about the marauders since election day. You are still scared sh**less right? Of course you are. Well after we tally the dead we will know how many babies, infants, toddlers, little kids corpses there are among the women and old and infirm. A prideful thing to know how many we kill. Hopefully  none of our brave soldiers will die. I wonder if the massive hordes of murderers are armed as well as our troops? I can hardly wait for the confrontation, can you too...not hardly wait?  less
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  • I wonder why the same folks always are the ones who reach out to others while some never do? 'Cuz they're shy or don't want to be bothered?

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  • Why do you get angry if you do? Because you can't have your way? Because folks disagree with thee? Because folks proudly do/support EVIL?

    I expect anger has many sources. What is the source of your anger if you ever get angry? Is it always the same or different?
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  • Is your anger "one size fits all" or does your weight fluctuate depending upon the target of your anger? Do you attack friend/foe the same?

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  • Can you ever mend/repair something broken so that it is as strong as it was before the break? Or will there always be a weakness there?

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