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  • Who is going to pick Roseanne up next, FOX?

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  • Anyone got a spare $54 million? It's for a really good cause. Trust me?

    Louisiana televangelist Jesse Duplantis says GOD wants him to own a 4th private jet. He needs $54 million to buy one so he can spread the word of God. Two of his jets are being use...  moreLouisiana televangelist Jesse Duplantis says GOD wants him to own a 4th private jet. He needs $54 million to buy one so he can spread the word of God. Two of his jets are being used by other GODLY men. The one good old Jesse is using is old and needs replacing. He said if JESUS were here now preaching the gospel  He wouldn't be riding a donkey. He'd be in a jet. So loosen those purse strings. Cough up some bucks. Jets for Jesus! Has a certain je ne sais quoi to it doesn't it?  
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  • Trump signs Right To Try for terminally ill patients. More treatment options will be available, saving countless lives?

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  • During your lifetime, have you NEVER worked in jobs/professions wherein you earned tips? ~

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  • During your lifetime, have you ALWAYS worked in jobs/professions wherein you earned tips, either as all or part of your compensation? ~

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  • There is always a JACKA** in every country who ruins things for everyone. Introducing Bimbo don, the US model. Sexy Vlad the Russian model?

    Marine le Pen the French model. Hitler the German model. Netanyahu the Israeli model. Everywhere a fly in the ointment. A rotten apple. A diseased monkey (barrels of).  A pres...  moreMarine le Pen the French model. Hitler the German model. Netanyahu the Israeli model. Everywhere a fly in the ointment. A rotten apple. A diseased monkey (barrels of).  A presence of EVIL. Why?  
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  • In the olden days only our enemies would celebrate a US "abnormal aberrant" president. Today it's many of OUR people who do. Including YOU?

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  • Either as a driver, a passenger, a pedestrian, or a bystander, what's the funniest thing you've ever witnessed at a red light? ~

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  • So why doesn't Bimbo don RECUSE HIMSELF from being president? Go on hiatus. Take a break. Take a world tour. Why not?

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  • Bimbo don will pardon everyone and the cherry on top of the cherry cake will be a pardon for himself. GREAT or the pits (cherry)?

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  • ATTENTION ALL RACISTS! This will be a banner year. Your own kind will be running for election in November. Y"al\l are gonna VOTE right?

    NEO NAZI Arthur Jones is the Republican nominee in IllinoisPaul Nehlen is the RACIST running in WisconsinJohn Abarr, former KKK organizer is the RACIST running in MontanaThere are ...  moreNEO NAZI Arthur Jones is the Republican nominee in IllinoisPaul Nehlen is the RACIST running in WisconsinJohn Abarr, former KKK organizer is the RACIST running in MontanaThere are more and more will run. Be sure to get out there and vote for your own. Y'all will rise again. Y'all will make America again because y'all will vote for all the  RACISTS currently running as Republicans. Don't let them down ya hear? Get out the vote. Get out of the House. Vote by mail. Do whatever it takes to make America WHITE like y'all. Jones attacked your beloved Bimbo don for surrounding himself with Jews and even attacks him for having Jews in his family. So maybe if you agree with him you should boycott Bimbo don. I mean people of color aren't the only ones y'all hate great. Also Jews. Right? Keep informed. Make sure you are up to date on whom to hate. it's up to y'all. Don't let your racist brothers and sisters down. Y'all do your part. Hate is great. Keep it up. Y'all shine so fine! :(  less
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  • Malady/ remedy/ melody/ parody/ cheery beery bee. Which would you rather be? Why?

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  • Taking my life in my own hands here and asking a political question, do you think we can be civil and avoid name calling?

    I am interested in the news this morning that around the world there is anger and disgust about Trumps plan to impose tariffs on imports... Personally, and hold the front page...  moreI am interested in the news this morning that around the world there is anger and disgust about Trumps plan to impose tariffs on imports... Personally, and hold the front page here, I actually agree that any and every country should protect and support their own businesses and therefore their own jobs and populace..  I am a Brexiter remember so for me it wasn't about immigration.  My purpose isn't to discuss that, just the trade implications.. .So Canada is miffed, and France is, and the Brits are making grumbling noises etc.. and some of them are threatening retaliation... which they are saying could spark the beginnings of a trade war; i.e. where countries start imposing heavy tariffs on goods imported from America to their country....I talk to a lot of Americans and I have noted that some of them express quite frequently that America doesn't need the rest of the world and they tend to be quite dismissive about it,feeling America is the best and they are utterly superior..  I guess we can a...    less
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  • Now that racists are in charge and propagating like rabbits there will be statues of Bimbo don on every street. Like Starbucks. GREAT?

    Bimbo don schools and concert halls and ice cream parlors and pizza joints and pastry shops and hamburger palaces and universities and colleges and TV stations and radio stations a...  moreBimbo don schools and concert halls and ice cream parlors and pizza joints and pastry shops and hamburger palaces and universities and colleges and TV stations and radio stations and bookstores. No. Wait. He doesn't read. Strike the bookstores. You can buy anything from Bimbo don any time of day anywhere in the USA. The times they are a-changing folks. Get in on the ground floor. Buy stock in Bimbo don or any family member. SIGH  :(  
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  • Poor racists. They can FINALLY say whatever they think even though non-racists think what racists think stinks. Whom to thank?

    Praises be to Bimbo don for that. Many statues will be erected to him. Ubiquitous. Just like Starbucks.
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  • "BEING WHITE IS THE ONLY RIGHT". The motto for racists campaigning for elective office from now on. Pithy ain't it? Pity ain't it?

    One of 'em was interviewed and said all of America should be 90% white because whites likes to live with other whites. He also said the IQ of non-whites (African Americans specific...  moreOne of 'em was interviewed and said all of America should be 90% white because whites likes to live with other whites. He also said the IQ of non-whites (African Americans specifically) is about 20 points LOWER than whites. He sounded like a regular stupid dumb who was drunk as a skunk. Well he is the tip of that iceberg and for y'all who agree with the likes of he yer gonna have lotsa skunks out there wanting your votes. Exciting as he** ain't it?  Racists of the world unite. The world of Bimbo don is yer oyster. Your bowl of cherries. Your pot of gold. Your get-out-of-jail-free card. Lucky you. Woe is us! SIGH  :(:(:(:(:(  less
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  • In honor of Bimbo Don let's build a very tall long wide WALL. It will be the Bimbo don juan wall with engravings on every inch. Which??

    Every lie he has ever told since he began his campaign for prez as well as every name of every person/group/country he has ever insulted/attacked/demeaned/derogated/denigrated/chea...  moreEvery lie he has ever told since he began his campaign for prez as well as every name of every person/group/country he has ever insulted/attacked/demeaned/derogated/denigrated/cheated/betrayed. Of course it will have to be a VERY LONG VERY WIDE VERY TALL WALL to accommodate all of that. A memorial to his time in office . What should we call the wall? We can have a contest and vote and see who wins. The prize? We'll see what happens. Trust me. Believe me. Everyone says so!  :(  
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  • What is the main advantage of having a wackadoodle cockamamie prez who does wackadoodle cockamamie things? Why d'ya think so?

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  • What erratic autocratic fanatic trick does the conspiracy addict prez have up his sleeve for today? Yesterday trade wars. Today more wars?

    Last post by RosieG - June 6, 2018
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  • Some folks always cross every "t" and dot every "i". Some don't. Why?

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  • Are we swapping jokes? Here's one.

    An American wants to see a Bengal tiger.  So he goes to India and hires a guide named Azziz.  After a pre-outing briefing, they head off into the bush.  A few miles ...  moreAn American wants to see a Bengal tiger.  So he goes to India and hires a guide named Azziz.  After a pre-outing briefing, they head off into the bush.  A few miles down a narrow trail off the road, they both hear a loud growl from behind some tall reeds close by.  Clearly rattled, Azziz begins putting on his tennis shoes as if he intends to run for it.  The American asks, "What are you doing?  I thought you said it was useless to try to out run a tiger!  Azziz says, "True. True.  But all I have to do is outrun you."  less
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  • Why 2000 friends on FaceBook but in real life only a s3x toy and a glass of wine?

    Trying out new material ;)
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  • Do you mind being in a relationship with someone who doesn't speak the same language as you?

    In other words, either you have to learn your partner's language or vice versa?
    Last post by Randy D - June 2, 2018
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  • Have you ever accidentally spit on a giant police man? Well, I did.

    I work at a very nice spa.  I do massage.   A giant, enormous man came in and asked to have his lower back worked on.He was solid muscle.  I asked him what he d...  moreI work at a very nice spa.  I do massage.   A giant, enormous man came in and asked to have his lower back worked on.He was solid muscle.  I asked him what he did and he told me he was a cop.  He was the most pleasant, easy-going soul imaginable.  That is not the story.I had him face-down ( thank god) and I was working on his legs and I was bent over him and choked on some spit in my throat and coughed and the spit went all over his leg.I massaged the spit into the leg.  What could I do?  I could not tell him what happened.  I think he knew, but did not say anything about it.  He tipped me ten bucks.I mean WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?  There is no way out.  I just prayed he didn't notice because if he did and didn't say anything, that is better than him not knowing and me telling him what I just did.See what I'm saying?  Accidents do happen.  Even farts.I'm sorry, Giant Man, it was a pleasure serving you.  less
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  • Have you ever been really embarrassed at work?

    I have. I was sitting at my desk, when I gazed down at the floor. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something on the floor. Upon closer examination, I discovered it was a pair...  moreI have. I was sitting at my desk, when I gazed down at the floor. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something on the floor. Upon closer examination, I discovered it was a pair of my gstring underwear, creeping out of the leg of my jeans. Ever since then, whenever I take my jeans off, I don’t pull my underwear off at the same time.  I’m not sure if anybody even noticed, because nobody said anything. But I had to tell one of my female co-workers what had happened. When she stopped laughing and gained her composure, I couldn’t believe my ears when she said to me:  How did they come off?  When I gained MY composure I said, they must have been in the leg of my pants when I washed/dried them.   less
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  • Prayers and/or well wishes and/or both?

    Toady I got some medical test results. They're not desirable. A follow-up with a specialist is now the plan.Just felt like sharing on answerMug at the moment while I adjust.And thi...  moreToady I got some medical test results. They're not desirable. A follow-up with a specialist is now the plan.Just felt like sharing on answerMug at the moment while I adjust.And this song - - and singer! ;)  -- is making me feel better - - I have it on "repeat.":)
    "Lazy Days"   Robbie Williams  
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  • Has anybody said "Gesundheit" to Kilauea?

    Last post by Element 99 - June 1, 2018
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  • Some folks loosen up and relax more as they get older. Others tighten up and get scrunchier as they age. Why?

    Last post by Gypsyking - June 1, 2018
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  • Have you ever signed a cheak or document then realized it was your User name?

    I  almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name  and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not ...  moreI  almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name  and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not right.  It was at my bank so I just had to cross it out and initial it but I still felt silly. Cheers!  
    Last post by Benedict Arnold - June 1, 2018
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  • Isn't trying to control how someone uses/spells/invents words an INFRINGEMENT of freedom of expression?

    The poet e.e. cummings always wrote in lower case. No one tried to "correct" his form or style. Some authors writing about southerners use different dialects trying to evoke the so...  moreThe poet e.e. cummings always wrote in lower case. No one tried to "correct" his form or style. Some authors writing about southerners use different dialects trying to evoke the sound of how they speak. No one tries to "correct" them. Why do people take it upon themselves to "edit" the way we express ourselves and force all into the same boring static rigid mode? That is unique to us and differentiates us from one another. It is called "STYLE" and different authors have different styles. Same thing on an internet social site. We are all AUTHORS with our own specific style. We are not cookie cutter stampings that all look alike and sound alike and talk alike and think alike. Are we?  less
    Last post by RosieG - June 1, 2018
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  • Guys ! If you can't Blow your own Trumpet,you've got no chance of getting a job in a Band ,right ?

    Im trying really hard not to laugh as I type this....:)D
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  • As far as Music is concerned ,you can't Beat a good Drum can you. ? ..... :)

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  • Do you know that one person that seems to suck the life out of everything?

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  • Ok, so we're swapping jokes now. Here's mine.

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  • Were you ever fooled by a false friend and it took you a long time to realize it?

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  • Weird. People. Very. As they get agier they get rigider and stiffier. Well not all of them by golly. Not everyone. Do you get upset easily?

    Especially when other people do not conform to YOUR rigid expectations of them? I would say to you about that. Go suck an egg. Now I know that's  a putdown. I've never said it...  moreEspecially when other people do not conform to YOUR rigid expectations of them? I would say to you about that. Go suck an egg. Now I know that's  a putdown. I've never said it before. I don't even know what it means but it sounds harsh and dismissive and contemptuous and disdainful. Ever suck an egg? How ?  
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  • How would you entertain yourself/have fun while attending a filibuster?

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  • Big Deal or Nil? US starts trade war with its "allies". This is wise? Or otherwise?

    Stock market doesn't like it. Our "allies" will hit back/retaliate. If we treat our friends like that what in the he** do our enemies think we'll to do to them?
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  • "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing". What makes you think they are "GOOD" men?

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  • All the racist bigots voted for don juan. They are very particular people. They only vote for their own. Why would they vote otherwise?

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  • How about a national lottery? " How many right-wing criminals will Bimbo don pardon in 4 years?"

    How many Liberals or Progressives or Democrat he will pardon is easy. NONE. So getchure bets down. Will it be 50, 500, 50,000  extreme right-wing Republicans? Pick a number. A...  moreHow many Liberals or Progressives or Democrat he will pardon is easy. NONE. So getchure bets down. Will it be 50, 500, 50,000  extreme right-wing Republicans? Pick a number. Any number. What should we charge to place a bet? $1, $5, $10? Think it's a sure thing if you say "all of them" so you can't say that. Ya gotta pick a number. Any number.  
    Last post by RosieG - June 1, 2018
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  • Thanks to Bimbo don there will be many more WHITE SUPREMACISTS running for election in November! Isn't that super ducky swell?

    Racists will be running to represent their racist constituents. Makes sense. There have always been racists but they dog whistled it before. Nod nod, wink wink.  Now they're c...  moreRacists will be running to represent their racist constituents. Makes sense. There have always been racists but they dog whistled it before. Nod nod, wink wink.  Now they're coming right out and proudly telling folks just in case they can't figger it out.  Bimbo Barr will surely campaign for them as well as Bimbo don their role models and mentors. Should be tons of fun. Lotsa REAL GOOD people right? Nazis, White Nationalists, White Supremacists, Alt-Right white racists, skinheads, militiafolks. All REAL GOOD PEOPLE who just hate anyone who isn't a non-Jew white, Right? After all aren't they the REAL Amurricans? SIGH. :(  less
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