I work at a very nice spa. I do massage. A giant, enormous man came in and asked to have his lower back worked on.He was solid muscle. I asked him what he d... moreI work at a very nice spa. I do massage. A giant, enormous man came in and asked to have his lower back worked on.He was solid muscle. I asked him what he did and he told me he was a cop. He was the most pleasant, easy-going soul imaginable. That is not the story.I had him face-down ( thank god) and I was working on his legs and I was bent over him and choked on some spit in my throat and coughed and the spit went all over his leg.I massaged the spit into the leg. What could I do? I could not tell him what happened. I think he knew, but did not say anything about it. He tipped me ten bucks.I mean WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? There is no way out. I just prayed he didn't notice because if he did and didn't say anything, that is better than him not knowing and me telling him what I just did.See what I'm saying? Accidents do happen. Even farts.I'm sorry, Giant Man, it was a pleasure serving you. less
I have. I was sitting at my desk, when I gazed down at the floor. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something on the floor. Upon closer examination, I discovered it was a pair... moreI have. I was sitting at my desk, when I gazed down at the floor. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something on the floor. Upon closer examination, I discovered it was a pair of my gstring underwear, creeping out of the leg of my jeans. Ever since then, whenever I take my jeans off, I don’t pull my underwear off at the same time. I’m not sure if anybody even noticed, because nobody said anything. But I had to tell one of my female co-workers what had happened. When she stopped laughing and gained her composure, I couldn’t believe my ears when she said to me: How did they come off? When I gained MY composure I said, they must have been in the leg of my pants when I washed/dried them. less
Toady I got some medical test results. They're not desirable. A follow-up with a specialist is now the plan.Just felt like sharing on answerMug at the moment while I adjust.And thi... moreToady I got some medical test results. They're not desirable. A follow-up with a specialist is now the plan.Just felt like sharing on answerMug at the moment while I adjust.And this song - - and singer! ;) -- is making me feel better - - I have it on "repeat.":)
"Lazy Days" Robbie Williams
I almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not ... moreI almost did that yesterday I started signing a check with my user name and got as far as the first 2 letters then I looked at it and thought - na that's not right. It was at my bank so I just had to cross it out and initial it but I still felt silly. Cheers!
The poet e.e. cummings always wrote in lower case. No one tried to "correct" his form or style. Some authors writing about southerners use different dialects trying to evoke the so... moreThe poet e.e. cummings always wrote in lower case. No one tried to "correct" his form or style. Some authors writing about southerners use different dialects trying to evoke the sound of how they speak. No one tries to "correct" them. Why do people take it upon themselves to "edit" the way we express ourselves and force all into the same boring static rigid mode? That is unique to us and differentiates us from one another. It is called "STYLE" and different authors have different styles. Same thing on an internet social site. We are all AUTHORS with our own specific style. We are not cookie cutter stampings that all look alike and sound alike and talk alike and think alike. Are we? less
Especially when other people do not conform to YOUR rigid expectations of them? I would say to you about that. Go suck an egg. Now I know that's a putdown. I've never said it... moreEspecially when other people do not conform to YOUR rigid expectations of them? I would say to you about that. Go suck an egg. Now I know that's a putdown. I've never said it before. I don't even know what it means but it sounds harsh and dismissive and contemptuous and disdainful. Ever suck an egg? How ?
Stock market doesn't like it. Our "allies" will hit back/retaliate. If we treat our friends like that what in the he** do our enemies think we'll to do to them?
How many Liberals or Progressives or Democrat he will pardon is easy. NONE. So getchure bets down. Will it be 50, 500, 50,000 extreme right-wing Republicans? Pick a number. A... moreHow many Liberals or Progressives or Democrat he will pardon is easy. NONE. So getchure bets down. Will it be 50, 500, 50,000 extreme right-wing Republicans? Pick a number. Any number. What should we charge to place a bet? $1, $5, $10? Think it's a sure thing if you say "all of them" so you can't say that. Ya gotta pick a number. Any number.
Racists will be running to represent their racist constituents. Makes sense. There have always been racists but they dog whistled it before. Nod nod, wink wink. Now they're c... moreRacists will be running to represent their racist constituents. Makes sense. There have always been racists but they dog whistled it before. Nod nod, wink wink. Now they're coming right out and proudly telling folks just in case they can't figger it out. Bimbo Barr will surely campaign for them as well as Bimbo don their role models and mentors. Should be tons of fun. Lotsa REAL GOOD people right? Nazis, White Nationalists, White Supremacists, Alt-Right white racists, skinheads, militiafolks. All REAL GOOD PEOPLE who just hate anyone who isn't a non-Jew white, Right? After all aren't they the REAL Amurricans? SIGH. :( less
Bimbo don is running true to type. He will pardon an extreme right-wing somebody who was convicted of improper election contributions or some other stupid dumb thing. He will pardo... moreBimbo don is running true to type. He will pardon an extreme right-wing somebody who was convicted of improper election contributions or some other stupid dumb thing. He will pardon his own and attak/harm destroy everyone else. Good job Bimbo don. Keep 'er up. Your base LOVES you for it. Don't worry your pretty "little" head one bit about appearances. The ones who notice all the crappy things you do don't matter to you and the ones who don't notice or care support whatever you do do. Nice place...the catbird seed. Your life is a bowl of cherries. Where are the pits? Do you eat them too? less
It must be a pretty good gig. Review/evaluate/commiserate/eviscerate/berate or extol congratulate celebrate. I wonder who the first paid critic was? It is a job rife with the endle... moreIt must be a pretty good gig. Review/evaluate/commiserate/eviscerate/berate or extol congratulate celebrate. I wonder who the first paid critic was? It is a job rife with the endless possibilities for bribery. Extortion. For a certain sum you get a great review. Crooks and thugs and mugs and bums extort. Bully. Intimidate. Yuck.
Poor Barron has grown up knowing what a sleazeball bum his biological father is and how rottenly and disgustingly his mother has been treated by that piece of crap. Lousy role mode... morePoor Barron has grown up knowing what a sleazeball bum his biological father is and how rottenly and disgustingly his mother has been treated by that piece of crap. Lousy role model for what a marriage should be and what a husband should be. If he isn't already totally pretzelized and ruined maybe one day soon she can get him a father who will love and honor her and show Barron how a beloved wife should be treated. What do you think? What do parents owe their children beyond providing for them?
Stick-in-mud self-righteous rigid by-the-book inflexible people. Who wants to be friends with them? I dunno. If you can't play sometimes what's the point of being alive? All sour a... moreStick-in-mud self-righteous rigid by-the-book inflexible people. Who wants to be friends with them? I dunno. If you can't play sometimes what's the point of being alive? All sour and sour and comber and glowering at those of whom you disapprove. Geez! SIGH.
The prez of the TV network on which the Bimbo Barr show had been shown called Valerie Jarrett and apologized to her for what Bimbo Barr called her. As usual Bimbo don made that all... moreThe prez of the TV network on which the Bimbo Barr show had been shown called Valerie Jarrett and apologized to her for what Bimbo Barr called her. As usual Bimbo don made that all about him and complained he didn't get any apologies for what people call him. Here's the difference BIMBO DON. Everything people call you is true. You are exactly what people accuse you of being starting with LIAR. Valerie Jarrett is not what Bimbo Barr said she was. That's the difference and you will never understand it because your world does not include truth. Period. End of story. less
