Donald John believes he is a WINNER because he is president and everyone else isn't. So he is the WINNER and we are all LOSERS because of it. Isn't that a fine kettle of fish?
Trump posits mutually exclusive situations and is totally and obtusely unaware of it. He can't make up his mind whether it's more important to exempt Putin completely from meddling... moreTrump posits mutually exclusive situations and is totally and obtusely unaware of it. He can't make up his mind whether it's more important to exempt Putin completely from meddling in our prez election or blame Obama for knowing about the Putin meddling and saying nothing. So of course he says both and thinks we are so stupid that we can't see the exigent impossibility.
The puppet Pinocchio was brought to life in puppet form by a blue fairy and was told that if he could prove himself to be BRAVE, TRUTHFUL and UNSELFISH he would become human. He we... moreThe puppet Pinocchio was brought to life in puppet form by a blue fairy and was told that if he could prove himself to be BRAVE, TRUTHFUL and UNSELFISH he would become human. He went astray for awhile and told lies and his nose grew longer and longer with each lie. But in the end he proved himself to be brave, truthful and unselfish and his wish was granted. His nose was returned to its normal size and he never again told any lies. Is Trump too old to transition from wooden puppet to human being? He must be brave (not hide behind tweets), truthful (no alternative facts allowed) and unselfish (no more ME FIRST). Is he too old, too rigid, too uncaring to make the transition from wooden puppet to human being? Pinoccio had Jiminy Cricket as a conscience and Gepetto who loved him dearly. Who is Trump's conscience and who loves him dearly enough to fight him so that he too can become human? "Fairy tales do come true it can happen to you if you're young at heart". Does Trump have a heart? One wonders. less
Is this a right the ox (and workman) have ? Is it a duty the ox owner (employer) have ?Or maybe both? ;-))I am currently playing an online game "The West" where pilfering from your... moreIs this a right the ox (and workman) have ? Is it a duty the ox owner (employer) have ?Or maybe both? ;-))I am currently playing an online game "The West" where pilfering from your workplace is your main source of income and equipment. Is that biblical? or just modern Christian?
Mosquitoes rarely ever bite Jim and when they do the bites don't blow up like a welt. Mosquitoes seek me out and when I get bitten the bite area swells up pretty big. I've tried an... moreMosquitoes rarely ever bite Jim and when they do the bites don't blow up like a welt. Mosquitoes seek me out and when I get bitten the bite area swells up pretty big. I've tried anti-bug bracelets and lavender oil and even rubbed dryer sheets on my skin to no avail. When I was a baby my mom said if I got a mosquito bite near my eye it would swell up and close up so I guess I'm really allergic/sensitive to those particular bug bites. If any of you are in the same boat what paddle do you use?
Mine. I took two bare copper wires, about two feet long and wrapped the ends around the contact part of a light bulb. Then stuck the other end into a desk lamp socket.&... moreMine. I took two bare copper wires, about two feet long and wrapped the ends around the contact part of a light bulb. Then stuck the other end into a desk lamp socket. Turned on the lamp. The electricity arced between the wires, the bulb explodes and the cord caught fire.
I did it once when I was in high school and felt like shit about it for a whole year. If you've done it, did you regret it? Was it out of necessity or for a thrill?
I had this conversation today with a man who has over a hundred Hot Wheels cars. I have over a hundred bottles of nail polish. Do NOT include tildes in your answer.
My teenage son walked in while I was mixing up mashed potatoes last night and he recoiled when he saw me add the egg. He asked if I was going to cook it after, and I explained that... moreMy teenage son walked in while I was mixing up mashed potatoes last night and he recoiled when he saw me add the egg. He asked if I was going to cook it after, and I explained that the potatoes were hot enough to cook the egg, and I even checked the temperature of the mix to prove it. Despite the fact that this is how I've made mashed potatoes for the past 15 years, and I learned the trick from my MIL, so it's the only way he's had potatoes in all that time, he refused to eat them. Eggs make the potatoes creamier and tastier, IMO. Is this how you make your mashed potatoes too? less