I was exiting a parking lot when a woman on my left saw a parking space on my right. She accelerated across my bows. No drama, I'd seen her coming and stopped. She blew me a kiss. ... moreI was exiting a parking lot when a woman on my left saw a parking space on my right. She accelerated across my bows. No drama, I'd seen her coming and stopped. She blew me a kiss. I thought it was a classy thing to do in the circumstances, and quick thinking to boot.
Category: Jokes.NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut on board. After months of training, they placed all three in the shuttle and prepared fo... moreCategory: Jokes.NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut on board. After months of training, they placed all three in the shuttle and prepared for launch.Mission Control Center announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Do your stuff."The first monkey began frantically typing and the shuttle took off.Two hours later, NASA's mission control center announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff."The second monkey started typing like mad and the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.Another two hours later Mission Control Center announced, "This is Mission Control to Astronaut... "At this, the astronaut shouted "I know, I know -- feed the monkeys and don't touch anything." less
I was having an argument with my friend about the phalanx and I wanted to know if the phalanx was when soldiers made a wall of shields or a line of a pattern of one shield then one... moreI was having an argument with my friend about the phalanx and I wanted to know if the phalanx was when soldiers made a wall of shields or a line of a pattern of one shield then one spear/sword man?
The three-state solution, also called the Egyptian-Jordanian solution or the Jordan-Egypt option, is an approach to peace in the Israeli–Palestinian conflict by returning con... moreThe three-state solution, also called the Egyptian-Jordanian solution or the Jordan-Egypt option, is an approach to peace in the Israeli–Palestinian conflict by returning control of the West Bank to Jordan and control of the Gaza Strip to Egypt.
All he ever does is say "MANY" "EVERYONE" "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE". Where is the specificity which he DEMANDS in others? He uses "unnamed sources" all the time. Does he no... moreAll he ever does is say "MANY" "EVERYONE" "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE". Where is the specificity which he DEMANDS in others? He uses "unnamed sources" all the time. Does he not realize we realize that? How effective is what he says when we KNOW he does the exact opposite? How STUPID does The Donald think we the people are? He is so used to being sucked up to and supported by his worshippers. He cannot handle anyone else because he is impotent/inept/one-dimensional. When does he become presiden ial and do the what is right for the country? less
