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  • Writing talking points for a fake prez in a fake gubment is easy. Doesn't have to make any sense at all. Doesn't have to be true. See?

    You just write down the most banal mediocre standard average typical ordinary words you can think of and then make enough copies to be distributed to all toady sycophants EVERYWHER...  moreYou just write down the most banal mediocre standard average typical ordinary words you can think of and then make enough copies to be distributed to all toady sycophants EVERYWHERE so that no matter which channel you are on when one of THEM shows up they will always all sound precisely exactly alike. You heard one you heard them all. They are interchangeable and exactly the same in the dark. Furtive furious incensed enraged infuriated angry irate. All of them all of the time no matter which lie they are convincing you is true and which true they are convincing you is a lie. I guess it pays real good. Any of you interested in being a hack for a fake prez/fake gubment in a fantasyland of despair?  less
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  • Saw a true story TV movie about BEST FRIENDS. Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn to be exact. Do you have a BEST FRIEND too?

    If you know anything about Patsy Cline you know she died at age 30 in a  plane crash. In 1963. Hopefully your BEST FRIEND is alive and well. Excluding my sister I had a BEST F...  moreIf you know anything about Patsy Cline you know she died at age 30 in a  plane crash. In 1963. Hopefully your BEST FRIEND is alive and well. Excluding my sister I had a BEST FRIEND like that once upon a time who died in 1987. There will never be another one like her. I will always miss her. Your story with your best friend is ongoing I hope and whenever it ends it won't end in tragedy.  
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  • Another week centering on THE TUMBLEWEED SAGA begins today. If it were fictional what genre would you label it?

    TRAGEDYTRAGICOMEDYCOMEDYDRAMADYFARCESOAP OPERAROMANCEMYSTERYHISTORICAL REAL LIFE WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GETWESTERNPARODYSPOOFFANTASYSCIENCE FICTIONOTHER (WHAT OTHER IS THERE?)WHY?
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  • Why do ships captains need to weigh their Anchors every time they want to go to see....if they wrote it down after weighing it once ~~~~~

    ~~~~~ Shirley thst would save a lot of thyme wasting.   :( 
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  • What’s the point of having ten (10) personal leave/ sick days in a year if you have the type of job you feel too guilty to even use one?

    NO POINT. I guess I’ll just die then, that’s fine.
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  • Can you judge intelligence by accomplishments -- including overcoming disadvantages?

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  • What's your favorite Paul Newman flick?

    This classic is mine:
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  • What's your favorite Steve McQueen flick?

    It's an easy choice for me, especially with the great theme music.
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  • You are cloned, but it is of the opposite gender. You meet...would you be attracted to him her? (Same question in adult mug.)

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  • If the Queen of England bestows Knighthood on a guy, can he be un-Knighted if he does something illegal?

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  • How many days in a row could you eat soup only before you felt like bashing your head against a wall?

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  • If you were both a Canadian and USA citizen and we went to war against each other, whose side would you choose?

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    What would you change it to if you so desired?
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  • Do you feel sorry for the grapes that ended up being raisins instead of fulfilling their destiny of becoming a bottle of wine? I do

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  • Do you have dual (or more) citizenship?

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  • If a ship drops its anchor then is unable to haul it back up, what do you think might be holding it down there?

    I have never actually heard of that happening though.
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  • Can you help me with my math problem, please?

    With two sheep flying, one yellow and the other one headed right, how much does a pound of gravel cost, given that the horse is 8 years old? 
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  • It is quite OBVIOUS that tumbleweed supporters are impervious to insult. The tumbleweed bigly insults them all the time. THE BIGLIEST?

    Wellthe very bigliest putdown was when he said he could go out and shoot someone and they'd be okay with it. They would not abandon him. They would stick by him. A coldhearted cold...  moreWellthe very bigliest putdown was when he said he could go out and shoot someone and they'd be okay with it. They would not abandon him. They would stick by him. A coldhearted coldblooded shooter/murderer is okay with them per him. He said so so he must know.But for me personally that would be a very low blow. For them the faithful it don't matter no how no way how he insults them denigrates them embarrasses them undermines them sabotages them he owns them. Now THAT is UNCONDITIONAL LOYALTY.The person you are loyal too RIDICULES YOU and don't take no offense. He gotcha!  less
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  • You know those RUSSIAN dolls that stack neatly inside one another from little to big? Will ya try ta picture this if ya can?

    The Putin has a lapdogpuppet on his lap(tumbleweed).The Putin lapdogpuppet has a lapdogpuppet on HIS lap(liddlebillybarr).The Putin lapdogpuppet with the lapdogpuppet has a lapdogp...  moreThe Putin has a lapdogpuppet on his lap(tumbleweed).The Putin lapdogpuppet has a lapdogpuppet on HIS lap(liddlebillybarr).The Putin lapdogpuppet with the lapdogpuppet has a lapdogpuppet on HIS lap(mikepompousa**)The Putin lapdogpuppet with the lapdoggpuppet with the lapdogpuppet with the lapdogpuppet(rudyg) has two lapdogpuppets...the two Ukrainians one of whom paid rudyg $500,000 large.And so on and so on and so on.Very clever how they fit inside one another so easily on and on and on ad infinitumNow you get a prize if you can guess the total number of lapdogpuppets there are in the world of tumbleweed. The prize is a surprise.  less
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  • The enviously jealous tumbleweed has spent his entire presidency undoing what Prez Obama did. Guess what he orders liddlebillybarr ta dew?

    Undo the entirety of the investigation into the Russian meddling.Thassit! The whole enchilada. So the liddlebillybarr lapdog puppet travels the worlds to find any way he can to att...  moreUndo the entirety of the investigation into the Russian meddling.Thassit! The whole enchilada. So the liddlebillybarr lapdog puppet travels the worlds to find any way he can to attack the origin of the investigation with the goal of rendering all of invalid and thereby freeing all the corrup criminals in prison right now and suspending any imprison of anyone futurely.What else does the lapdog puppet have to be but be a good obedience liddle lapdog puppet.  
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  • How were the boundaries of international waters decided? Was it by the distance our eye could see from land?

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  • As the gallows gets ready for the beheading of the tumbleweed, liddlebillybarr, mikepompousa** what are they focused on?

    Get Hunter Biden for his Ukraine association! When was Hunter Biden a president who asked a foreign country for a favor to help the asker win an election he could not possibly...  moreGet Hunter Biden for his Ukraine association! When was Hunter Biden a president who asked a foreign country for a favor to help the asker win an election he could not possibly win on his own? Exactly what date what foreign leader and what presidential election?Wait a dam* minit you 3 dingbat dumbbells. The tumbleweed, the mike pompousa** and liddle billybarr specifically.  WHAT ABOUT YOURS? WHADDABOUT YORES? WHADDABBOUT IT?Ya think people are so stupid dumb they are going to focus on the tail of the elephant when all of the rest of it belongs to all of you? The elephant that is crushing our democracy by simply resting its a** on our country? You really do think you are going to get away with distract deny insult accuse? Boy y'all really are that stupid dumb aren'tcha?  less
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  • "STATE DEPARTMENT INQUIRY INTO CLINTON EMAILS FINDS NO DELIBERATE MISHANDLING." Are we done yet?

    Her practices were found to be RISKY NOT MALICIOUS.So now is the tumbleweed gonna go way way back and resuscitate Whitewater in his obsessive fanatic lust to "get something" on Hil...  moreHer practices were found to be RISKY NOT MALICIOUS.So now is the tumbleweed gonna go way way back and resuscitate Whitewater in his obsessive fanatic lust to "get something" on Hillary Clinton? Why not? What could it hurt?  
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  • Halloween again. I'll ask my yearly stupid question.

    What is something you should probably not give out during Halloween? I'll start: Candy cigarettes.Yes, you can actually still buy them.
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  • Unless you know people's sensitivities/backstory you have no idea how they'll respond to what you say. Are you a triggerer/triggeree?

    The one who shocks or the one who is shocked?
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  • What are the farthest North and South you have been on our planet?

    North: Our ship was anchored in a Norwegian fjord during a NATO exercise.South: Sydney, Australia.
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  • What if the UNIVERSE or GOD provided us with a life-exchange option?. How would it work?

    Those who find life meaningless and don't appreciate it nor are they grateful for it can give it to someone who is fighting to stay alive.What would be so wrong about doing that? T...  moreThose who find life meaningless and don't appreciate it nor are they grateful for it can give it to someone who is fighting to stay alive.What would be so wrong about doing that? The unappreciative could go away from life and know that they provided more of it to someone who truly valued it. Say a mom of 4 kids who was fighting cancer. Give her those extra years so she could be there for her kids until they were grown.What could it hurt to do that? You are not stealing anything from anyone. The person who gets no joy in life can give those years to someone who will use them for good reason.Now character counts. We would not want to give evildoers who were dying longer lives to do more evil.The UNIVERSE or HEAVEN or GOD would have to get involved. Vetting of potential recipients of extra years would be thorough. We would not let any despot dictator evil cruel racist bigot murderer treasonous traitor sneak through.In the world of WHAT IF why not this?  less
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  • The tumbleweed cabal et al gubmet reminds me of a VERY FAMOUS scene in a VERY POPULAR MOVIE. You too?

    Remember the BAR SCENE in Star Wars where all the weird creatures from all the various worlds gathered together to get drunk as skunks?A Norman Rockwell cover it wasn't.MAD MAGAZIN...  moreRemember the BAR SCENE in Star Wars where all the weird creatures from all the various worlds gathered together to get drunk as skunks?A Norman Rockwell cover it wasn't.MAD MAGAZINE?Do you not see the similarity of what we have now as our tumbleweed cabal et al "gubment" and what was created in fantasy once upon a time long long long ago in a universe that was far far far far away?  
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  • The liddlebillybarr investigation into the Russia meddling investigation is a cancer that has metastasized. What's the basis?

    The extreme right-wing nimnut crackpot conspiracy theory imbeciles. Yep. The liddlebillybarr is following every nitwit halfwit dimrit up every torturously crooked path to find that...  moreThe extreme right-wing nimnut crackpot conspiracy theory imbeciles. Yep. The liddlebillybarr is following every nitwit halfwit dimrit up every torturously crooked path to find that smoking gun which will completely vindicate Russia and the tumbleweed's toady sycophants who are currently serving terms in prison for corruption and criminal behavior.There are lots of them So when liddlebillybarr eradicates everything that was done he will have to undo undue those consequent punishments too and that will take up a lot of time. Time is not his friend.If you think this is an appropriate way to spend your tax dollars please say AYE. If not well what can you do when the investigator himself (liddle billybarr) is fueled by crackpots energized by wingnuts driven by fruitcake ingredients and is the biggest nut of all except for the tumbleweed?Now liddlebillybarr theoretically is one heckuva smart accomplished talented respected guy. IN WHAT UNIVERSE? Lookingglass? Rabbit hole? Oz?  less
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  • I expect life can be made meaningless if you simply float through it aloof detached uncaring till you die. A waste of a life don'tcha think?

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  • "Trump represents American values". He does? You mean like greed racism and treason? Since when?

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  • The tumbleweed took a victory lap about what he did in Syria. However what he SAID will happen ISN"T HAPPENING. Time for a FAILURE lap?

    The tumbleweed said there'd be a pause a cease fire but actually currently Turkey is using that pause to clean out (tumbleweed's words) northern Syria. Ethnic cleanse. Murder.Seems...  moreThe tumbleweed said there'd be a pause a cease fire but actually currently Turkey is using that pause to clean out (tumbleweed's words) northern Syria. Ethnic cleanse. Murder.Seems to me the tumbleweed OWES US A defeat lap a FAILURE lap or perhaps just a LIAR lap.  
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  • If you believed life were meaningless would you live it or end it? Why?

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  • There are always edges to every issue. The farther away from the core you go toward the edge the less relevant they are. Are you edgy?

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  • Betcha the tumbleweed REGRETS BIGLY bringing up DORAL. Now everyone knows how DORAL is losing money/tanking. How does he spin THAT?

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  • Some are naturally annoying without trying. They are authentic. Phonies PURPOSELY annoy because they get kicks out of it. Childish/churlish?

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  • When the power that be is crooked deformed wart-ridden and hump-backed that becomes the ideal of beauty. Innardly too?

    You betcha! When the innards are crippled and hobbled and bent over and ugly things like truth and justice and goodness are non-existent and targets for extinction obliteration.So ...  moreYou betcha! When the innards are crippled and hobbled and bent over and ugly things like truth and justice and goodness are non-existent and targets for extinction obliteration.So you see we ought always elect the straight as an arrow wartless upright do rights and eschew what we have now. Unless you love it so much you refuse to give it up. Do ya?  
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  • When toddlers are being potty-trained they celebrate their own poop when it hits the toilet. The tumbleweed is still celebrating his. Why?

    I suppose some are never potty trained and so they wear diapers their entire lives. Some folks are incontinent and that is not their fault. But some aren't and still pantypoop and ...  moreI suppose some are never potty trained and so they wear diapers their entire lives. Some folks are incontinent and that is not their fault. But some aren't and still pantypoop and think how grand it is. Different strokes. Like pulling troops out of Syria was a big pantypoop which the tumbleweed for some reason thinks is worth bragging about. Do you?  
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  • GOP usta be the GRAND OLD PARTY! Now?

    GoofyObsequiousPoopheadsGarishObduratePuppetsGrandioseObtusePartisans
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  • We usta be a CONTENDER. We couldda been someone instead of just a bum which is what we have become thanks to trump. Familiar echoes?

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  • Just when I think I kicked the magazine subscription addiction I get pulled back in with an offer I can't refuse. Which is what?

    Oprah Magazine wants me back real bad.The newsstand cover price is $4.99 per issue. They sent the November issue as an enticement with an invoiceSo a one-year subscription PLUS A F...  moreOprah Magazine wants me back real bad.The newsstand cover price is $4.99 per issue. They sent the November issue as an enticement with an invoiceSo a one-year subscription PLUS A FREE TOTE BAG (I've lost count how many of those I have)will cost me the price of$8! How many of you out there got the same offer? How many of you are gonna bite and resubscribe?Could you pass up such a deal?When was the last time you got an offer you couldn't refuse?  Which was?  
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  • I believe it is very fair to say that anyone who thinks very DUMB is very SMART isn't very SMART. True/un/why?

    One's ability to assess determine evaluate is limited by one's ability to think clearly LOGICALLY 24/7. DC thinking not AC. You don't be smart and dumb and smart and dumb and smart...  moreOne's ability to assess determine evaluate is limited by one's ability to think clearly LOGICALLY 24/7. DC thinking not AC. You don't be smart and dumb and smart and dumb and smart and dumb. It isn't alternating current intellectually. You are or you aren't. On or Off. Now even the smartest among us can be wrong about things. Not so much because how they think is faulty but how data is presented. If you buy a lie because it was so convincing it doesn't mean you're dumb it just means you missed something or you were provided with false information. However if you continue being wrong as your standard everyday ordinary typical MO and doing so is not an anomaly then well maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are. It happens.  less
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  • A picture is worth a thousand words? Depends on the picture. In a room full of men the only one with a spine to stand up and speak up was?

    A POWERFUL WOMAN. The only one with figurative you-know-whats stood up to the builly man and told him he was wrong! Many of the men looked down at their manicures too shamed to loo...  moreA POWERFUL WOMAN. The only one with figurative you-know-whats stood up to the builly man and told him he was wrong! Many of the men looked down at their manicures too shamed to look up at the Speaker. All of them were dumbfounded that a WOMAN would have the final word and be photographed giving the prez HE**!Now here's the kicker which will tell about the self-awareness of the tumbleweed. HE IS THE ONE WHO RELEASED THE PHOTO BELIEVING IT MADE THE POWERFUL WOMAN look bad. I know it is unbelievable to realize how stupid dumb he is. He keeps stepping in his own sh** and blames everyone for it. Clueless oaf.This photo will be forever shown generation after generation after generation. Like the statue of raising the flag at Iwo Jima!How many words is that photo worth? As many as all the words in all the books that will be written about it and all the words that will be spoken about it and all the words that occur to those who look at it and understand full well the meaning of what they see.All hail to Nancy Pelosi! W...    less
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