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  • A brain like a PINBALL machine. Someone pulls a lever and the ball goes wackadoodly unless you TILT the machine. Who tilts chump's brain?

    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • Templates stifle originality/creativity. Who WANTS to be a replication of someone else? When does one size fit all? Never, right?

    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • My way or the highway. You are either WITH me or AGAINST me. You either agree with me or you are dead to me. ABSOLUTES. Aren't they cute?

    You either LOVE potatoes or you HATE them. WHAT?What if I love them prepared certain ways and despise them if prepared other ways? Doesn't the method of preparation count at all? S...  moreYou either LOVE potatoes or you HATE them. WHAT?What if I love them prepared certain ways and despise them if prepared other ways? Doesn't the method of preparation count at all? Subtle differences? Gradation? Imperceptible differences in iterations that go from swell to crap and every stop within that?Sheesh. Nuance is dead. Subtle is extinct. IN YOUR FACE is all over the place. Are we getting cruder and grosser and bulkier and slower and duller and predictably more and more vapid?Streamlined. Aerodynamic. Svelte. Sleek. Gone for good to reflect what is the current standard of style? Donaldjohnchump? Seriously?Has been replaced by bloated engorged enlarged engulfed with "new features" just for show. I dunno.Doesn't float my boat.  less
    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • We used to be able to disagree with civility and dare I say even a jocular spirit. Those were the days my friend. When and why did they end?

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  • Are you very limited? Are most of those limits those YOU IMPOSE ON YOURSELF or are they what others TRY TO IMPOSE on you?

    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • The red line. The line in the sand or wherever that you will not cross. WHAT IF your heart's desires lies on the OTHER SIDE OF YOUR LINE?

    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • What societal structures are the most CIVILIZED? Which are the most savage basic uncivilized? TRIBES?

    Last post by Durdle - September 19, 2019
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  • Disseminating MISINFORMATION is a very lucrative profession. The bigger the misses the bigger the bucks to be made. Are you a FAN of misses?

    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • Some believe that death is an ending. Others believe it is the pathway to a beginning. Which would you PREFER to believe? Why?

    Last post by rusureamisure? - September 18, 2019
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  • Why are homo saps so intent on inventing ways to kill ourselves? GUNS,DRUGS,TOBACCO,BOOZE,VAPING. What's next?

    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • Anyone see the Corey Lewandowski audition yesterday? He wants to be Senator from New Hampshire. He needs chump's backing. Will he get it?.

    He was rude and belligerant and hostile and defiant and insulting precisely like the Brett Kavanaugh audition. He was showing the steadfast jacka** that he too could lie and defy a...  moreHe was rude and belligerant and hostile and defiant and insulting precisely like the Brett Kavanaugh audition. He was showing the steadfast jacka** that he too could lie and defy and deny and stonewall with the best of them!So if you are a New Hampshirite would you be PROUD AS HE** to have the Lewandoski represent you? He'd do a he** uva job wouldn't he? You betchure bippy.  
    Last post by my2cents - September 18, 2019
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  • Are there any songs that cause you to "tear up" when you hear them? Do you know why?

    Once upon a time in the long ago a composer wrote a very moving song (to me) about World War 1. George M. Cohan wrote "OVER THERE". Every time I hear it I tear up. My dad fought in...  moreOnce upon a time in the long ago a composer wrote a very moving song (to me) about World War 1. George M. Cohan wrote "OVER THERE". Every time I hear it I tear up. My dad fought in WW 1. Maybe that's why.OVER THERE"Over there Over thereSend the word send the word over thereThat the Yanks are coming The Yanks are coming The drum's rum-tumming EverywhereSo prepare Say a prayer Send the word send the word to bewareWe'll be over We're coming over and we won't come back till it's over over there"Once upon a time the "Yanks" were welcomed with cheers "over there". Now? Well once upon a time was a long time ago. But memories of it still warm the heart.Will we ever get back to whom we used to be when the world looked up to us and prayed for us and cheered us on?  less
    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • What good is having an "imagination" that is rigid limited on life support? Are you an imaginer? Where has it taken you that energizes you?

    Last post by RosieG - September 19, 2019
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  • Once upon a time guys thought serving their country in the military was an HONORABLE thing to do. Today guys are pantywaist cowards. Why?

    Today not serving in the military is highly prized and high-fived and admired.Men today ain't what they usta be in the long ago of yesterday.Men today (NOT ALL BUT MANY) are out to...  moreToday not serving in the military is highly prized and high-fived and admired.Men today ain't what they usta be in the long ago of yesterday.Men today (NOT ALL BUT MANY) are out to get what they can as they screw or are indifferent others.Men today would be despised in the long ago of yesterday.Greed and cowardice has replaced honor and respect for their country. Make a deal. Make yourself rich. Make your dreams come true. You owe nothing to anyone but you. Right?
       
    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • The FIVE-TIME FAKE BONESPUR STEADFAST JACKA** DRAFT DODGER showed utter contempt for the military decades ago. You don't KNOW?

    Well STEALING MONEY from the military budget that was ALREADY APPROVED FOR SPECIFIC PROJECTS BY CONGRESS to build his EGO WALL shows his ongoing contuing disrespectful view of the ...  moreWell STEALING MONEY from the military budget that was ALREADY APPROVED FOR SPECIFIC PROJECTS BY CONGRESS to build his EGO WALL shows his ongoing contuing disrespectful view of the military.He talks big with his toy solider mentality but don't listen to what he says...watch what he does.So you military vets out there who think the steadfast jacka** is the greatest president ever what the he** is wrong with you?  
    Last post by my2cents - September 18, 2019
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  • Good old Moscow mitch that son of itch has a wife who is embroiled in the latest steadfast jacka** gubment scandal. Didja hear about it?

    This time the scandal involves Elaine Chao. Secretary of Transportation I think. Whatever. It doesn't matter. She is as corrupt and criminally motivated as her hubby good old mosco...  moreThis time the scandal involves Elaine Chao. Secretary of Transportation I think. Whatever. It doesn't matter. She is as corrupt and criminally motivated as her hubby good old moscow. Which brings up another question which I shall ask. Ain't we got fun though?  
    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • The Tyranny of the Majority? What a crock of B.S. Ever hear of the TYRANNY OF ONE SON OF AN ITCH?

    Good old Moscow Mitch that son of an itch REFUSES to allow the WILL OF THE MAJORITY to occur. He refuses to allow any debates. He REFUSES to allow the Senate of vote on anything he...  moreGood old Moscow Mitch that son of an itch REFUSES to allow the WILL OF THE MAJORITY to occur. He refuses to allow any debates. He REFUSES to allow the Senate of vote on anything he doesn't like because he can. He CHEATED President Obama out of a Supreme Court pick. He cheats all day every way he can. He is a TYRANT.He REFUSES because he can.Will of the majority is a old wive's tale. A fantasy. Hypocrisy. Fairy tale. Apocryphal.The MAJORITY should rule. What most people want should be what they get. It isn't. Because we live in an age where corruption and criminality and greedy money-hungry hoors rule. That's why. So what are we gonna do about it?  less
    Last post by RosieG - September 18, 2019
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  • What would you rather own, a cauldron or a nganga?

    Where's that gris-gris when you want him?
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  • Does this instill memories of terror, like it does me?

    :)This movie annihilated me the first time I saw it! Oh, MY!
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  • If a computer was developed that functioned on imaginative thinking instead of logic what kind of problems do you think it could solve?

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  • Have you ever had something happen and it looked like it was happing in slow motion?

    Once I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew off the chain saw bar. It  came off the bar in a J shape then it straightened up  and flew as str...  moreOnce I was revving up a chain saw and the chain broke and flew off the chain saw bar. It  came off the bar in a J shape then it straightened up  and flew as straight as an arrow towards my son who was about 30 feet away. It was probably flying threw the air pretty fast but it seemed like it was all happing in slow motion - seemed like an eternity standing there watching it fly threw the air and wondering if my kid was going to get cut in half luckily he wasn't hurt. Cheers   less
    Last post by WelbyQuentin - September 18, 2019
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  • I had a reasonably decent semi-homemade dinner. Wanna hear about it?

    Rao's tomato sauce Arrabiatta HOTMushrooms.Greens like spinach and dandelion and salad kinds of greens in a container -- use about two handsful.Clove garlicSlices of onionOlive Oil...  moreRao's tomato sauce Arrabiatta HOTMushrooms.Greens like spinach and dandelion and salad kinds of greens in a container -- use about two handsful.Clove garlicSlices of onionOlive Oil Himalayan Sea Saltand a good quick-cooking pasta like angel hair.Boil water, In it throw the muschrooms and cook them into the water while it is boiling, about half way through, add the greens and then add the pasta (I used spaghetti) right into the mushroom water once it is boiling.  Have about 1/3 to 1/2 tsb of the salt to the water.When the spaghetti is cooked, drain all of this but don't take it out of the pan.  Then add the Rao's Spaghetti sauce.  Add lots of Italian cheese too. I forgot that.  To top it.  Either Romano or Parmesian and NO fake crap cheese either.Enjoy. It was really yummo.  less
    Last post by Thriftymaid - September 17, 2019
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  • Ok. Brutal honestly only: (If you can muster it) IF your significant other suddenly in front of your eyes turned into the opposite gender..

    .... WELL... Would you turn into a gay and stick around?  Or would you turn into a straight and stick around? 
    Last post by Randy D - September 18, 2019
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  • How do you measure up?

    How do you compare to other people?  What does this question even mean?  Maybe you don't compare yourself to other people.  Do you?
    Last post by Nice Jugs - September 18, 2019
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  • Dare you dream with me?

    I dare youC'mon --  it lasts only 80 seconds
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  • I just invented WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...? This is going to catch on. You'll see. Give it a whilrl. Instructions BELOW:

    Here's how to play:I say in the question What ever happened to "Patty Hearst" for instance.  You answer.  Then you ask whatever happened to, and we go from there.  S...  moreHere's how to play:I say in the question What ever happened to "Patty Hearst" for instance.  You answer.  Then you ask whatever happened to, and we go from there.  So, whatever happened to Patty Hearst?  
    Last post by Thriftymaid - September 17, 2019
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  • Buddy Holly might be remembered as being cool, but Dion had the coolest songs, don't you think?

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  • I say the roof is leaken' and rain's fallin' on my _______________it wont stop. I need a __________.

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  • Do you know of an incredible choir? If it comes NEAR to this one, I want to hear it YOU MUST ENJOY THIS ONE. I BEG YOU TO LISTEN.

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  • I blessed the rains down in Africa, one of the prettiest songs ever. Post a song about Rain or about Africa please?

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  • Why should a prez have any PRIVILEGED COMMUNICATION? Unless it is TOP SECRET or CLASSIFIED and affects NATIONAL SECURITY why can't we KNOW?

    What in the he** is the prez hiding that he has to hide behind a phony baloney fake reason for keeping secret what he tells to underlings? He thinks Tiffany is fat so what? He thin...  moreWhat in the he** is the prez hiding that he has to hide behind a phony baloney fake reason for keeping secret what he tells to underlings? He thinks Tiffany is fat so what? He thinks Melania is getting to long in the tooth for him and wants to 25-year-old to "frolic around with" who cares? He swears and stomps and shouts and yells and loses it all the time. Why SHOULDN"T WE KNOW what he is like at his very worst?  He seems to be a very despicable erratic filthy-mouthed guy. Well all of his base will adore him the more for it and we who despise him expected it anyway. So WHAT HARM IS DONE taking off the wig, shedding the tan and look at the naked man?  less
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - September 17, 2019
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  • How does going to war on behalf of the Saudis PUT AMERICA FIRST?

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  • If your son were a police officer, would he give you a speeding ticket if you deserved it?

    Last post by Randy D - September 18, 2019
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  • Can Y'all Give An Example Of A "Plurale Tantum"? I'll start...PANTS

    A plurale tantum (Latin for "plural only", plural form: pluralia tantum) is a noun that appears only in the plural form and does not have a singular variant for...  moreA plurale tantum (Latin for "plural only", plural form: pluralia tantum) is a noun that appears only in the plural form and does not have a singular variant for referring to a single object.  
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  • What? Somebody burned down my SheShed.

    Last post by Merlin - September 18, 2019
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  • Is the president ever hesitant? When why?

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  • The chump seems to be a lot upsetter about the attack on Saudi Arabia than Saudi Arabia. What the he** is going on here? D'ya wanna war?

    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - September 17, 2019
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  • Does chump think he has to defend the honor of his woman(Saudi Arabia) against the unwanted advances of another guy(Iran)? Is he gonna?

    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - September 17, 2019
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  • Some apparently live their entire lives inside their heads and never venture out to see what is all round about them. Only the insane?

    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - September 17, 2019
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  • How often is "mostly always"? 99 out of 100 times?

    Last post by RosieG - September 30, 2019
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  • Which comes first? Chicken or egg? Which begets which? Power or wealth? Do power and wealth ALWAYS corrupt or only mostly always?

    Last post by RosieG - September 30, 2019
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  • Guys and gals ain't the same. I know of no female who'd enjoy having a penis jammed into her face at a party for laughs. Do you?

    Pimply faced adolescent infantile backward boys could think it's funny as he**. Different strokes don'tcha know.For some it's a harmless prank of "boys will be boys".For others it ...  morePimply faced adolescent infantile backward boys could think it's funny as he**. Different strokes don'tcha know.For some it's a harmless prank of "boys will be boys".For others it is a perverted disgusting bizarre crazy thing to do. Depends on your perspective. Right?  
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  • It seems that the steadfast jacka** believes that vanquising an enemy is a great achievement. Is that WHY he keeps making so many of them?

    Last post by RosieG - September 17, 2019
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  • What does it do to emotions and the intellect when you support a guy who tells lies 24/7? Does it do damage in any way to the living within?

    Every day he tells us that Dems HATE everything everyone all the time. How many times can you hear DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE before you are comple...  moreEvery day he tells us that Dems HATE everything everyone all the time. How many times can you hear DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE DEMS HATE before you are completely convinced that is all DEMS do? HATE? Can a normal typical average ordinary standard off-the-shelf nothing extraordinary guy/gal fight that or are they sitting ducks? The first time they hear DEMS HATE that is what they believe from then on forwardly and futurely to infinity and beyond?The poisoner may or may not believe the lies but his targets do. In fact he probably doesn't believe a word he says and takes great pleasure in the degree to which he can con them into believing his lies. What joy would their be in their believing truth? The joy is in the con.Would it matter to them if they knew he is playing them using them lying to them because he cannot tell them the truth and expect them to stay? Do they care that they are dupes or do they feel privileged and honored that he would pay any attention to them at all for any reason e...    less
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  • Why do we refer to a "pair of pants" when it's only one article of clothing?

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  • Why are they called "training bras"? What can you teach them?

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  • Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?

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  • Why are goods sent by car called a shipment, and goods sent by ship called cargo?

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  • Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

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  • Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings, then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close up?

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