Who ARE you again, Dude?
Oh, now you want my help, after grammar-policing me practically every time I post something. How's my grammar now, fake cop?
Of course I would: I'd spin i... moreWho ARE you again, Dude?
Oh, now you want my help, after grammar-policing me practically every time I post something. How's my grammar now, fake cop?
Of course I would: I'd spin it so that you'd be arrested and my neighbor would receive a medal.
No, I don't stick my nose in others' business, I don't want to get involved.
My neighbor? Hey, look around in there and see if my lawn mower is anywhere in sight.
Sure, I'd do anything for you, Randy D. I'll get around to it eventually.
You're kidding, right? Who do you think is the neighbor's accomplice? Duh.
Not until well after the ransom is paid and I'm on the international flight.
This is the chance I've been waiting for: you occupy AnswerMug's list of Top Five Contributers much too often. So long, Sucker!
Ok, ok, stop crying already, ya big baby. I'll call them.
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By "porn" I am referring to media which gussies up things to make them seem more enticing and less mundane than they are in real life. Examples include:
--High fashion, where cl... more.
By "porn" I am referring to media which gussies up things to make them seem more enticing and less mundane than they are in real life. Examples include:
--High fashion, where clothes are modeled on extremely skinny women that 99.9999% of real people do not resemble
--Car magazines, which describe and photograph the joys of driving the latest hyper-expensive Italian exotic through the deserted hills of the Canary Islands when, in real life, even if you could afford such a car, you would often be stuck in traffic and dodging speed bumps to avoid scraping the bottom.
--Food commercials (esp. fast-food commercials) which use trickery and photographic technique to make food much more appetizing than what you'll actually get if you purchase it.
--The rebooted Hawaii Five-O TV show. Yes, Hawaii is gorgeous, but the show producers crank up the contrast on their establishing shots to make the ocean look REALLY BLUE and the foliage REALLY GREEN. And while the Honolulu Police Department has many fine people in it, I ... less
There would have been NO Gitmo, NO war in Afghanistan, NO war in Iraq, NO ISIS, 4,000 American soldiers would be alive, and ALL the criminals would be dead or in prison.
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There would have been NO Gitmo, NO war in Afghanistan, NO war in Iraq, NO ISIS, 4,000 American soldiers would be alive, and ALL the criminals would be dead or in prison.
After all, the Taliban DID offer to turn Bin Laden over to us, and Bush REJECTED the offer.
