The mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Kris... moreThe mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move I go snap, crackle and pop.I'm not even a Boomer, I'm Gen X!
Over 100 former Republican lawmakers and officials have endorsed Harris because the feel Trump is unfit for office. I think they are right and the # will grow. Cheers!
In the TV series M*A*S*H – Klinger tried to get a Section 8 by cross dressing and I think Trump would of tried the same thing. But it might of worked for Trump because he has... moreIn the TV series M*A*S*H – Klinger tried to get a Section 8 by cross dressing and I think Trump would of tried the same thing. But it might of worked for Trump because he has no fashion sence. And when the Army psychiatrist examined him he would of thought – a purple and green moo moo with horizontal stripes and an extra long red tie – this guy must be nuts. Cheers!
Hezzbolah buys 8 thousand old school pagers for their members to use. After distributing them. They blew up today while in many of the terrorist pockets. It is believed... moreHezzbolah buys 8 thousand old school pagers for their members to use. After distributing them. They blew up today while in many of the terrorist pockets. It is believed to have been an Israeli plan.
I just sampled mango, passionfruit, and pink grapefruit all mixed together, and it tasted great. I’m considering watermelon, pineapple, and/or maybe coconut mix... more
I just sampled mango, passionfruit, and pink grapefruit all mixed together, and it tasted great. I’m considering watermelon, pineapple, and/or maybe coconut mixed with something else in the next one. All of the above fruits were the unsweetened variety. ~
Rumor has it that Trump is having an affair with Laura Loomer. She is about 10 years younger than his daughter Ivonka – a white advocate – a far right conspiracy theory... moreRumor has it that Trump is having an affair with Laura Loomer. She is about 10 years younger than his daughter Ivonka – a white advocate – a far right conspiracy theory spreader and lately she has posted a subsequent string of racist tweets aimed at Kamala Harris. So they seem made for each other.
Sometimes when an old guys feels old they get themselves a younger woman and a sports car. Usually they get a convertible sports car but that would mess up Trump’s comb over so I bet he gets a hard top. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Just as a precaution (and mind you, there’s very little chance that anything could actually go wrong), could any of you provide me with some bail money? Come to think ... more Just as a precaution (and mind you, there’s very little chance that anything could actually go wrong), could any of you provide me with some bail money? Come to think of it, the more of you who pitch in for it, the better it will probably be. Thanks in advance! ~
These two people in the photo below are happy about what they're planning to do, but each of them has a different idea as to exactly what that will be!
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This would be an inspiration to children, in a music center for little ones. In a personal garden at home as well on a turn style with different songs. https://www.youtu... moreThis would be an inspiration to children, in a music center for little ones. In a personal garden at home as well on a turn style with different songs. https://www.youtube.com/@marvinblend
The US postal service created a stamp with pictures of trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to the envelopes. trump was enraged, and he demanded a full investigation.&nb... moreThe US postal service created a stamp with pictures of trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to the envelopes. trump was enraged, and he demanded a full investigation. After weeks of testing and $1.75 million in congressional spending, a special commission presented the following findings.
The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People are spitting on the wrong side
During the debate Trump was talking about how weak America's military is thanks to Biden. And he added Russia has these little things called nukes. I think Harris should of said &n... moreDuring the debate Trump was talking about how weak America's military is thanks to Biden. And he added Russia has these little things called nukes. I think Harris should of said – well we have these big things called thermonuclear weapons and maybe if you didn’t spend all your time telling Russia that America’s military is weak – Putin would be too scared to use his little things. Cheers!
