“I can tell you're still not sure, Jane, and that's fine, we get that a lot with new girls. How about if I go down the stairs first and you just follow ... more
“I can tell you're still not sure, Jane, and that's fine, we get that a lot with new girls. How about if I go down the stairs first and you just follow me? I can show you around to all the wonderful amenities, and you can meet some of the other ladies, those who aren’t busy on their shifts on the sandwich assembly line, that is. (Cough, cough.)” ~
Bet there are a few jailed Jan. 6th insurrectionist that are starting to realize that they won’t be going home for Christmas - because Trump won’t be in a position to p... moreBet there are a few jailed Jan. 6th insurrectionist that are starting to realize that they won’t be going home for Christmas - because Trump won’t be in a position to pardon them. They also probably realize that Harris won’t pardon them so their next hope would be Santa.
So maybe to get on his Nice List they will make a Christmas album.
With hits like-
:Santa Baby I didn’t know Trump was a con.
:I got the Toilet wine and Christmas cookies blues.
:All I want for Christmas is a soap gun on a rope.
:The Grinch that stole 15 to 20 of my Christmases.
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Joshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois humiliated him. It was embarrassing. The much talked about fight with Usyk is probably off now, the Ukrainian has nothi... moreJoshua was unbackable favourite to win in Riyadh, but Dubois humiliated him. It was embarrassing. The much talked about fight with Usyk is probably off now, the Ukrainian has nothing to prove beating up on a has-been.
Trump could use the votes of young people. So I’m thinking he might Glam himself up and start playing the Alice Coppers song – I What To Be Elected at his rallies. Trum... moreTrump could use the votes of young people. So I’m thinking he might Glam himself up and start playing the Alice Coppers song – I What To Be Elected at his rallies. Trump has ripped off many musical artists but if he rips off that song – I will get a hold of all my old glam/glitter rock buddies and file a Class action lawsuit against hi Cheers and happy weekend!
The mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Kris... moreThe mirror is telling me lies. So are the scales. I'm certain that publishers are printing in ever smaller fonts just to spite me, and I'm considering changing my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move I go snap, crackle and pop.I'm not even a Boomer, I'm Gen X!
Over 100 former Republican lawmakers and officials have endorsed Harris because the feel Trump is unfit for office. I think they are right and the # will grow. Cheers!
In the TV series M*A*S*H – Klinger tried to get a Section 8 by cross dressing and I think Trump would of tried the same thing. But it might of worked for Trump because he has... moreIn the TV series M*A*S*H – Klinger tried to get a Section 8 by cross dressing and I think Trump would of tried the same thing. But it might of worked for Trump because he has no fashion sence. And when the Army psychiatrist examined him he would of thought – a purple and green moo moo with horizontal stripes and an extra long red tie – this guy must be nuts. Cheers!
Hezzbolah buys 8 thousand old school pagers for their members to use. After distributing them. They blew up today while in many of the terrorist pockets. It is believed... moreHezzbolah buys 8 thousand old school pagers for their members to use. After distributing them. They blew up today while in many of the terrorist pockets. It is believed to have been an Israeli plan.
I just sampled mango, passionfruit, and pink grapefruit all mixed together, and it tasted great. I’m considering watermelon, pineapple, and/or maybe coconut mix... more
I just sampled mango, passionfruit, and pink grapefruit all mixed together, and it tasted great. I’m considering watermelon, pineapple, and/or maybe coconut mixed with something else in the next one. All of the above fruits were the unsweetened variety. ~
Rumor has it that Trump is having an affair with Laura Loomer. She is about 10 years younger than his daughter Ivonka – a white advocate – a far right conspiracy theory... moreRumor has it that Trump is having an affair with Laura Loomer. She is about 10 years younger than his daughter Ivonka – a white advocate – a far right conspiracy theory spreader and lately she has posted a subsequent string of racist tweets aimed at Kamala Harris. So they seem made for each other.
Sometimes when an old guys feels old they get themselves a younger woman and a sports car. Usually they get a convertible sports car but that would mess up Trump’s comb over so I bet he gets a hard top. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Just as a precaution (and mind you, there’s very little chance that anything could actually go wrong), could any of you provide me with some bail money? Come to think ... more Just as a precaution (and mind you, there’s very little chance that anything could actually go wrong), could any of you provide me with some bail money? Come to think of it, the more of you who pitch in for it, the better it will probably be. Thanks in advance! ~
These two people in the photo below are happy about what they're planning to do, but each of them has a different idea as to exactly what that will be!
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