After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Myers.... moreSHOPPING WITH THE WIFE... AN EVERYDAY THING...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Myers.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Myer's.
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official v... less
I have always grow Russian sunflowers but this year I threw away the Russian sunflower seeds that I saved from my last years plants and planted a different strain of sunflowers. An... moreI have always grow Russian sunflowers but this year I threw away the Russian sunflower seeds that I saved from my last years plants and planted a different strain of sunflowers. And I swear on a stack of Ukrainian babushkas that I will never grow another Russian sunflower again. Cheers and happy weekend!
You can smash it with a hammer but it is self healing and will come back together as one again. It doesn't absorb dirt, the dirt remains on the outside and can be "cleaned" w... moreYou can smash it with a hammer but it is self healing and will come back together as one again. It doesn't absorb dirt, the dirt remains on the outside and can be "cleaned" with a little time. It can shape shift into anything. You can separate it into many smaller balls and gather it back again, just like the UFO's.....just saying! Actually there is no healing per se needed because there is only separation not injury to the whacked mercury. That's even better.
A disqualification hearing is underway in an Atlanta courtroom, aimed at determining if MTG should be constitutionally barred from running for reelection because of her role i... moreA disqualification hearing is underway in an Atlanta courtroom, aimed at determining if MTG should be constitutionally barred from running for reelection because of her role in the January 6 insurrection. I think she should be. Cheers and happy weekend!
I have been smoking the same weed that I grew last year all winter so I bought myself something different for 4/20. I am also going to help make sure I see many more 4/20 days by n... moreI have been smoking the same weed that I grew last year all winter so I bought myself something different for 4/20. I am also going to help make sure I see many more 4/20 days by not smoking any of it for a couple hours before I start my days work (it is a fairly dangerous job today. Cheers and happy 4/20!
I have been hearing a lot about testicle tanning to build up testosterone levels lately (mostly from Tucker Carlson) and I am wondering if it would be a safe an... moreI have been hearing a lot about testicle tanning to build up testosterone levels lately (mostly from Tucker Carlson) and I am wondering if it would be a safe and easy way to build up some muscle mass for when I go to the beach this summer. Cheers!
I just bought a tube hummingbird feeder. So far I have had 7 hummingbirds feeding on it at the same time. I haven't built anything for the yard yet but I am thinking about a BBQ wo... moreI just bought a tube hummingbird feeder. So far I have had 7 hummingbirds feeding on it at the same time. I haven't built anything for the yard yet but I am thinking about a BBQ work bench. Cheers!
I didn’t realize until I researched on Wikipedia that they had been released as early as 1967 in one version, other versions followed at other times, and in 1991 in the final... moreI didn’t realize until I researched on Wikipedia that they had been released as early as 1967 in one version, other versions followed at other times, and in 1991 in the final version.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Packages~
On the holiest day of the Christian calendar Donald Trump Jr. posted an image on Instagram of three Easter bunnies carrying automatic rifles and wearing camo. The photo had the cap... moreOn the holiest day of the Christian calendar Donald Trump Jr. posted an image on Instagram of three Easter bunnies carrying automatic rifles and wearing camo. The photo had the caption - Come And Get It and the hashtag - Easter. In the background of the photo there was a star that looks like the Russian star which I found to be weird. Included a link to the photo. Cheers! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-easter-bunnies_n_625cd53fe4b06c2ea32c0e68
I think it was Biden that had the better Easter message. Biden's message: “As we reflect today on Christ’s Resurrection, we are reminded that with faith, hope, and love... moreI think it was Biden that had the better Easter message. Biden's message: “As we reflect today on Christ’s Resurrection, we are reminded that with faith, hope, and love — even death can be defeated. From our family to yours, we wish you hope, health, joy, and the peace of God, which passes all understanding. Happy Easter and may God bless and keep you.”
Trumps message: “Happy Easter to failed gubernatorial candidate and racist Attorney General Letitia James. May she remain healthy despite the fact that she will continue to drive business out of New York while at the same time keeping crime, death, and destruction in New York!”
Recently I woke up laughing my head off about something funny I'd been dreaming about and it took me a minute to try remembering what I was dreaming.I've woken up feeling angry or ... moreRecently I woke up laughing my head off about something funny I'd been dreaming about and it took me a minute to try remembering what I was dreaming.I've woken up feeling angry or puzzled at times before also.
*This is of course with the exception of those in housing developments where the color is chosen by the developer or by the homeowners’ association, or in other similar situa... more*This is of course with the exception of those in housing developments where the color is chosen by the developer or by the homeowners’ association, or in other similar situations that prevent individual options.
For the last couple of days I have been seeing a pair of young quail looking for a nice place to raise a family. But maybe because they are still young they always start ... moreFor the last couple of days I have been seeing a pair of young quail looking for a nice place to raise a family. But maybe because they are still young they always start wondering into cat ally. So when I see them heading that way I throw a pine cone a few feet in front of them and sometimes I also make vicious cat sounds like pssssssssssssst pssssssssssssst pssssssssssssst. Quail are usally easy pickings for cats so I don't want the quail getting too comfortable around here. Cheers and happy weekend! less
Seems to me that when most comedians want to make fun of Biden the best they can do is put on a pair of dark Aviator glasses and say something like - I'll tell you what ... moreSeems to me that when most comedians want to make fun of Biden the best they can do is put on a pair of dark Aviator glasses and say something like - I'll tell you what Jack. But Trump seemed to do something laughable every day like when he altered a weather map with his black marker. Cheers and happy weekend!
I’ve just found out from my younger brother that from a very young age (three or four years old) and continuing until young adulthood, he looked up to me, even t... more
I’ve just found out from my younger brother that from a very young age (three or four years old) and continuing until young adulthood, he looked up to me, even to the point of doing certain things (both good and bad) and making certain decisions (both good and bad) because he followed my example. We have an elder sister and an elder brother, but he didn’t have that same connection with them that he had with me. Even though I’ve always known that he and I were extremely close to each other, and that we did almost everything together, these new revelations floor me. He is thirteen months my junior, our other brother is thirteen months my senior. Due to the two of them having chosen similar live paths, shared life experiences, and after absences for military service, they both returned to live in our birth city after that, I have been away in foreign countries and in other US states, they have had a closer connection to each other in adulthood than they did as youngsters.~ less
