Humorously speaking, what are some statements you would consider to be fighting words if someone said them to you? It would have to be something specific to you and your life&rsquo... moreHumorously speaking, what are some statements you would consider to be fighting words if someone said them to you? It would have to be something specific to you and your life’s circumstances. For instance, you love coffee, and someone says, “You’re just going to have to start doing without coffee every morning; I’ll help you by making sure none ever gets to you.”Examples from the Randy D perspective:“Oh, you’re going to eat this avocado and mayonnaise casserole topped with a caramelized Vegemite glaze, or I’m going to force-feed it to you!”“But I don’t want to make sandwiches any more, and I’m sick of this basement! Get out of my way, I’m going home!”“Tilde-collecting? Is that a real thing? Come on, only a true nutcase . . . ”“Listen, pal, I don’t care how far you traveled to get here to Minnesota, I don’t care how many of her restraining orders you’ve ignored in the past; I’ve been hired... less
If your choice is to be buried. Actually I would just prefer my grave to be covered with rocks and white gravel because I think it would be a bit much to expect anyone to tend to i... moreIf your choice is to be buried. Actually I would just prefer my grave to be covered with rocks and white gravel because I think it would be a bit much to expect anyone to tend to it regularly.
You can name as many or as few as you like. They do not have to be in any particular order of precedence, for instance, from from most important to least important, or... more You can name as many or as few as you like. They do not have to be in any particular order of precedence, for instance, from from most important to least important, or from near future to far in the future.
My top four are: get fat, get crushed, get beaten and get raped.
A. Very sweet, at least 50% sugar or sugary tastingB. Moderately sweet, it shouldn’t be like kids’ breakfast cerealC. Minimally sweet, if I can taste just a hint of sug... moreA. Very sweet, at least 50% sugar or sugary tastingB. Moderately sweet, it shouldn’t be like kids’ breakfast cerealC. Minimally sweet, if I can taste just a hint of sugar in it, that’s fineD. Not sweet at all E. None of the above, different answer
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I had a cart that I was loading with groceries then, since the place was a bit crowded I parked my cart and left it to walk over to pick some items then when I returned to where I'... moreI had a cart that I was loading with groceries then, since the place was a bit crowded I parked my cart and left it to walk over to pick some items then when I returned to where I'd lefi it, there it was.. gone! I walked around till I spotted the cart I was quite sure was mine but that a little elderly Chinese lady had taken possession of. "Mine!" I said pointing at the cart then pointing at myself, I was sure she knew no English. She looked at me like I was just some looney caucasian person. She was determined the cart was hers, no ifs ands or buts. Anyway I remembered that I had loaded the daily newspaper first thing into my cart so I dug it out from the bottom and when she saw it she relented somewhat.. so now see if I can help her find her own cart. Found it shortly, problem solved and we lived happily ever after. less
I hit the upload button, then browse, select the pic ... and it dumps me back to the question, deleting whatever I was doing prior to attempting the upload.
Inspired by this question that was posted by another member, and particularly inspired by one of the answers to it: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/135328/wha... more
Inspired by this question that was posted by another member, and particularly inspired by one of the answers to it: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/135328/what-makes-you-think-that-i-even-want-you-in-the-first-place/view/post_id/939953
*Fake shows, of course.**Fake streaming services, of course.
Grammar Nation SammichVenue Harem Vision Basement Network News All About Australia
&nb... more*Fake shows, of course.**Fake streaming services, of course.
Grammar Nation SammichVenue Harem Vision Basement Network News All About Australia
Inspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/135319/how-many-streaming-networks-do-you-use/view/post_id/939877
Tonight will be the last night that the Christmas Sugar plums that dance in my head will be wearing Long Johns. And starting tomorrow they will start wearing Bermu... moreTonight will be the last night that the Christmas Sugar plums that dance in my head will be wearing Long Johns. And starting tomorrow they will start wearing Bermuda shorts because the days will be getting longer which means that summer is just around the corner. Cheers!
In an old part of the city there is a short little street made from red bricks called Blood Alley. At one time long ago that was where butchers slaughtered their animals and let th... moreIn an old part of the city there is a short little street made from red bricks called Blood Alley. At one time long ago that was where butchers slaughtered their animals and let the blood flow down the alley into the sewer. It is now made into a tourist attraction area.