You ask someone what they are and they say beer-battered raccoon balls. What do you do?1. Say "Oh", and grab another skewer.2. Head for the toilet and throw up.3. ... moreYou ask someone what they are and they say beer-battered raccoon balls. What do you do?1. Say "Oh", and grab another skewer.2. Head for the toilet and throw up.3. Punch the host.4. Chug a cup of the spiked punch.5. Other________________.
Once a gal who was a member of a Jamaican forum I was on made a post about how happy she was. She was happy because she had met a nice guy. A couple of weeks later she made a post ... moreOnce a gal who was a member of a Jamaican forum I was on made a post about how happy she was. She was happy because she had met a nice guy. A couple of weeks later she made a post about how frustrated she was. She was frustrated because the guy had suddenly ghosted her and he wasn't answering her phone calls or texts. So I suggested that she tie a note to a brick that said - IGNORE THIS and then throw it through his window. After I posted it I thought it could be bad advice so I let her know that she should bring her 24 year old son just in case. Cheers! less
23 years ago, I was struck by a car and taken to the hospital. When released, I had nobody to call to get a ride home, so I had the desk call a cab for me. I had no money, so I gav... more23 years ago, I was struck by a car and taken to the hospital. When released, I had nobody to call to get a ride home, so I had the desk call a cab for me. I had no money, so I gave the driver my wallet and went to my apartment and got some. A really bad night.
A. Uber, Lyft etc.B. Food delivery.C. Boxed food services.D. Amazon or other online shopping.E. Social media. (Other than answerMug.)F. other___... moreA. Uber, Lyft etc.B. Food delivery.C. Boxed food services.D. Amazon or other online shopping.E. Social media. (Other than answerMug.)F. other__________________.
I heard they hired a completely different set of referees and submitted fake paperwork to the NFL with a score saying the Packers won. Don't know if they had a plan t... moreHello:
I heard they hired a completely different set of referees and submitted fake paperwork to the NFL with a score saying the Packers won. Don't know if they had a plan to storm the league office, though.. They'll fix it by passing a new law that gives the Packers a 10 point lead at the start of all home games.
If you happen to be an old sea dog and know how to listen carefully, you can hear the ocean spin her yarns of great sea ventures of ye great glorious olden days of wooden ships and sail.
Here where I live the breezes are almost always from the northeast which is ideal because that is the good clean fresh air coming from the mountain ranges.
I think the My Pillow Guy did because he knows it now means Dominion Voting Systems will win the billion and a half dollar law suit they have filled against him. Cheers!
The site is COVIDTests.gov. They will provide four free home test kits. However, being that they are being sent via the US Postal Service, it will take 7-12 days for th... moreThe site is COVIDTests.gov. They will provide four free home test kits. However, being that they are being sent via the US Postal Service, it will take 7-12 days for them to arrive. At that point, you will either have gotten over Covid, been hospitalized or dead.
Eg.. dropping the same potted plant to the ground 60 times from a certain height as part of research into plant memory.Would you like to become a scientist...? What kind of r... moreEg.. dropping the same potted plant to the ground 60 times from a certain height as part of research into plant memory.Would you like to become a scientist...? What kind of research would interest you?
Hello:Since the enemy, figuratively, lives next door, there won't be any front lines, there won't be any tanks, and there won't be any airplanes. There will be militias but n... moreHello:Since the enemy, figuratively, lives next door, there won't be any front lines, there won't be any tanks, and there won't be any airplanes. There will be militias but nothing to attack except buildings, and there's going to be plenty of that, ala Timothy McVeigh. Millions will die. How will the winner know they won? They won't, cause there won't be a winner.. It'll stop when the funding ceases. What will change? I dunno. Could I be wrong? Of course, but this ain't gonna end peacefully. excon less
Today the supreme court ruled in favour of allowing the release of presidential documents sought by the congressional committee investigating the January 6 insurrect... moreToday the supreme court ruled in favour of allowing the release of presidential documents sought by the congressional committee investigating the January 6 insurrection. So that ends Trump's plan on running out the clock. Cheers!
I didn't notice the little sign saying '2 items per customer' and I took 4. At checkout I had to pay a small fine because of my misdemeanor. But I got the number of items I wanted ... moreI didn't notice the little sign saying '2 items per customer' and I took 4. At checkout I had to pay a small fine because of my misdemeanor. But I got the number of items I wanted without having to make an extra trip.
