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  • Am I a male witch so I flip-flop my exact words from nutty mess to muttyness meaning what do you guess?
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  • Hold on just one second: why did the FIRST shoe drop?
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  • What was the most recent horrible food you tasted that was so bad it tasted like plastic?
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  • Has anybody ever called you on the phone to ask what books you want from the bookstore?
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  • Is beauty burden when processing rage at a dead man who tortured you for years and then admit he's a fraud all along what up with that man?
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  • A big SHOUTOUT to Germany The pandemic inspired more than 1200 NEW GERMAN WORDS! Proving they care more creative inventive literate?

    A bigger better wider deeper higher sense of humor? I dunno. Thought it deserved a mentioning.
    Last post by RosieG - March 8, 2021
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  • Wonder why that dicstick boytoy richboy dejoy hasn't been FIRED as postmaster general? President Biden doesn't have the power. WHO DOES?

    A BOARD OF GOVERNORS. Currently 3 slots need to be filled. With the desired Biden appointees being confirmed the BOARD will consist of 4 footoos 4 bidens and one independent. Which...  moreA BOARD OF GOVERNORS. Currently 3 slots need to be filled. With the desired Biden appointees being confirmed the BOARD will consist of 4 footoos 4 bidens and one independent. Which would bring home the possibility that the boytoyrichboydicstick could be dumped.HOWEVER what are the odds any of President Biden's choices will be confirmed?Didja see/hear the dicstickboytoyrichgoydejoy mouth off to a Senator? The Senator asked how long do you plan to stay? The dicstick replied he could not be fired and intended to stay so "GET USED TO IS". What a dicstickrichboytoyjacka** he is.So until his a** is outta there the post office will be operating under a huge burden! HIM. Sheesh."If it's not one thing it's another." Per dearly departed Gilda Radner. True dat.  less
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  • What are some examples of incidents about which people later say, “It all happened so fast . . . ”?

     

     
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  • Is it ok now for former Andrew Cuomo supporters to flip-flop on him, or will the All-Democrats-Good crowd devour them?

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  • Where is the outrage from the Black Lives Matter Organization when black-on-black crimes occur?

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  • When will the color-blind cancel culture finally go after all minority comedians who have ever joked about Caucasians? Fair is fair, right?

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  • When will the color-blind cancel culture finally go after all the “rappers” who have EVER used the n-word? Fair is fair, right?

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  • What are some of the grounds for getting kicked out of The Harem?

     
    Examples:Caught using mayonnaise behind my backSmuggling guacamole into the kitchenette Dreaming about avocados when making sandwiches for meHaving an internet search histor...  more
     
    Examples:Caught using mayonnaise behind my backSmuggling guacamole into the kitchenette Dreaming about avocados when making sandwiches for meHaving an internet search history with links to Vegemite-related websitesDiscrepancies during tilde inventory ~  
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  • What was the last thing you earned, and when did you earn it? ~

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  • Boomer/Whippersnapper Test: without looking it up, have you ever heard the expression below in a play, movie or TV show?

     
      “He invited her up to his place to look at his etchings.”~
    Last post by Randy D - March 7, 2021
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  • This would be funny hahaha if it weren't so standard typical sad. Do you know who AMANDA GORMAN is?

    She is America's current POET LAUREAT and read a poem at President Biden's inauguration. She was on the cover of TIME magazine. I believe Michelle Obama interviewed her.Well guess ...  moreShe is America's current POET LAUREAT and read a poem at President Biden's inauguration. She was on the cover of TIME magazine. I believe Michelle Obama interviewed her.Well guess what? She says a security guard confronted her saying she looked suspicious and questioned if she lived in her own building. Know why? Oh c'mon GUESS!  
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  • Another puzzlement. The pols who vote NO on increasing the minimum wage have constituents who will be harmed by that. Dumb right?

    The people who voted you in to SERVE THEM are not going to vote for you again. Or are they?Are there people who don't mind how badly they're treated? You can kick them around and w...  moreThe people who voted you in to SERVE THEM are not going to vote for you again. Or are they?Are there people who don't mind how badly they're treated? You can kick them around and wipe your feet off on them and they will still love you and vote for you?I mean isn't that quite stupid dumb unless you like not being able to give your kids things other kids have. I mean do you like that feeling when you have tell your kid "we just can't afford it"?Political party support over the wellbeing of your family? Seriously screwed up are you?  less
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  • "New York AG warms Coumo's office nont to delete anything as probe grows." Isn't that ingenuous and naive? How would they KNOW?

    HOw can they track what's deleted or even worse SHREDDED and burned? How does it get enforced?Be good now. Don't do anything you shouldn't. There's a good boy!Sheesh.
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  • How sexy is this? Some states will go complete 100% FRONTAL NUDITY! No masks. No social distancing. 100% OPEN! The outcome thereof will be?

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  • Andrew Cuomo is just another boring standard ordinary typical AVERAGE example of someone believing he can "do it and get away with it". WHY?

    How and where and why do they think they can get away with it?Did mummy dearest tell them they were special and could do anything and they believed it?I don't get it.
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  • "Cancel culture" the newest deflection and buzzwords for the GOP. The death of Dr. Seuss is bringing much consternation among the crew. WHAT

    It seems the company that prints the books are withdrawing six of them due to unflattering stereotypes.Now they were written many decades ago when society was different. It is the ...  moreIt seems the company that prints the books are withdrawing six of them due to unflattering stereotypes.Now they were written many decades ago when society was different. It is the DECISION of the printing firm or the folks who own the Dr. Seuss brand. NOT Democrats.But more sturm und drang from the GOP. Same as taking away their adored statues of the Traitor military "heroes" during the war of the Confederacy. The confederate flag flies tall among them. Their hero traitors are adored.They now equate the Dr. Seuss "cancel culture" to the war of patriots (UNION) versus traitors (confederates). Leave it to the GOP to get it wrong. AGAIN. Sheesh. They'd rather talk about that any day of the week than the deaths from the virus or the economy or the FOOTOO insurrectionists or the crimes with which FOOTOO has been charged and will be fighting in courts the rest of his life. Anything but that. Anything.  less
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  • A girl is raped. Most want to find the rapist,bring him to justice. The GOP asks "what was she wearing? Did she 'ask' for it?" Get the diff?

    No interest in substance. Only in "how it looks" or the packaging. Deflect from the gist of everything to an extraneous irrelevant absurd nonessential.And so it goes likewise with ...  moreNo interest in substance. Only in "how it looks" or the packaging. Deflect from the gist of everything to an extraneous irrelevant absurd nonessential.And so it goes likewise with everything GOP.  "What are the optics"?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 6, 2021
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  • Clever. Read every word of every page of every bill no matter how long it takes. Ten hours, 20 hours, 30 hours. Time is of no consequence?

    STALL STALL STALL. SLOW WALK. THERE IS TIME ENOUGH.  Time Enough at Last. Isn't there?So a clever GOP Senator demands that every word be spoken of the 600 plus page bill.He ha...  moreSTALL STALL STALL. SLOW WALK. THERE IS TIME ENOUGH.  Time Enough at Last. Isn't there?So a clever GOP Senator demands that every word be spoken of the 600 plus page bill.He has the right to do that apparently. Shows muscles and power and strength and purpose and cajones. Everything a GOP Senator needs to prove.Stay tuned. It will occur every time from now on. GOD FORBID that the bills get through as soon as possible. Make 'em last long. Like an EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER! Why not? What could it hurt?  
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  • Why are you talking so funny?

     
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  • Limitless is clearly a scary concept to homo saps. That is why they are always defining conscribing outlining. "Thus far and no farther"?

    They NEED rules regulations BOUNDARIES. Open ended is clearly terrifying. So they create partisan political parties to conscribe them limit them define them. Many "THOU SHALL" and ...  moreThey NEED rules regulations BOUNDARIES. Open ended is clearly terrifying. So they create partisan political parties to conscribe them limit them define them. Many "THOU SHALL" and even more "THOU SHALL NOT".Can't stand to have to figure out anything within themselves without a book of rules or guidelines or TALKING POINTS. Have to be told what is "legal" and what is not. Then go about illegaling to the hilt. Weird.  Have to be told what they can and cannot do and follow through. FREEDOM is what they rail about and rant about and yet they fear it so much they couldn't live that way.NO scripted replies or thinking?  Seriously? They'd all have nervous breakdowns or commit suicide. If they didn't have creeds and beliefs written in stone to guide them they'd be nothings I guess.The human condition. Fences. Bars. Walls. Open land? Hahahahahahahahahaha. No. Shut it down. Close it off. KEEP OUT. KEEP OFF. TRESPASSERS SHALL BE PROSECUTED.Freedom my a**. They can't handle it!  less
    Last post by RosieG - March 6, 2021
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  • MY BAD. The Bible clearly states "In the beginning God created the heavens and the EARTH". Nothing about the sun or moon or other planets?

    Which leads to an obvious question. Is the CHRISTIAN GOD isolated to the EARTH and heavens surrounding it?Does each thing like a sun or moon or planet HAVE ITS OWN GOD?Why not "In ...  moreWhich leads to an obvious question. Is the CHRISTIAN GOD isolated to the EARTH and heavens surrounding it?Does each thing like a sun or moon or planet HAVE ITS OWN GOD?Why not "In the beginning GOD created the UNIVERSE? Or GOD created all the heavens and all the galaxies and the entire universe? Why was it limited to just "THE EARTH"? Anyone?  
    Last post by RosieG - March 7, 2021
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  • It's unsettling is what it is. Just when you THINK you know you find you don't know anything. Ever hear of the TERRA FIRMIANS?

    The TERRIES wear bow ties and the FIRMIES wear neckties.They live below the ground and are responsible for earthquakes.The Terries cause earthquakes by rolling in massive groups of...  moreThe TERRIES wear bow ties and the FIRMIES wear neckties.They live below the ground and are responsible for earthquakes.The Terries cause earthquakes by rolling in massive groups of thousands underground against the giant pillars that support the land. The Fermies cause earthquakes by gathering together in massive numbers and lifting up pieces of the earth's crust.Somehow Disney got involved as did Scrooge McDuck or so I read. Now except for the Mugger who told me about Terries and Firmies (you know who you are) did any of YOU know that? I didn't have a clue.  less
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  • You dare not question what you are told. You dare not go outside the lines of conformity for fear of WHAT exactly?

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  • Unquestioned acceptance of what you are told. Leads to limited thinking and thus limited knowledge of what is and is not. Does it not?

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  • A Mugger says "God did not create himself". If not WHO DID? WHAT DID? WHY?

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  • Not everyone believes the same things. Some folks take it in stride and don't mind. Others?

    They will murder. An extreme of course but then what isn't when we are comparing apples and zebras?They will insurrect and vile and pillage and rape and crush and smash and destroy...  moreThey will murder. An extreme of course but then what isn't when we are comparing apples and zebras?They will insurrect and vile and pillage and rape and crush and smash and destroy and be excited and exhilarated by all the carnage which they will celebrate."See ma no hands"Showing off for "the other" whomever that be. The more destruction the more they get off on it. Birds feathered colored together carnage together.We has seen the enemy on January 6. THEY IS NOT US. They is a separate vintage. Soured with time.Open the bottle take a sip and either throw up or die.Follow?  less
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  • Robot calls with no one at the other end. Only a taped recording. Robot reactions to partisan politics with no one at the other end. WHAT?

    Well an apparent "someone" but in reality it is a scripted robotic partisan politic "position". All written out. No intellect need be engaged. Just state what you have memorized an...  moreWell an apparent "someone" but in reality it is a scripted robotic partisan politic "position". All written out. No intellect need be engaged. Just state what you have memorized and you're home free.That is why they all SOUND alike because they all have been PROGRAMMED alike. Word for word.Robots unseen and seen. Brainless braindead automatons repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating.There is no joy in Mudville. Mighty Casey has struck out!  
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  • Are you a "limited-to-the-Bible-Christian"? Do you believe GOD exists within the front and back covers of a book written over decades?

    Written by many different people. Whose books that were allowed to be included were based on the politics of the times? Some books were EXCLUDED like ENOCH for example. WHY? It was...  moreWritten by many different people. Whose books that were allowed to be included were based on the politics of the times? Some books were EXCLUDED like ENOCH for example. WHY? It was not a GOD-based exclusion. It was a man-made exclusion.I am not a limited-thinking person. GOD gave me this brain to use and I do. It isn't I/me who created it. I was born with it. To question what makes no sense which I do. GOD has not shown me in any way that HE is displeased with me for being what I am. How could he? HE created me. What's YOUR story?  less
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  • Are you a fan of "If....then"? Example? "If the only truth that exists is found in the Bible then all of science is based on lies." What?

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  • without using google; do you know what a gundalow is?

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  • If you type out a bunch of tildes then delete them, where do they go?

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  • Do you sleep with the TV on?

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  • Randy D: “What if I invited you to my place to see my tilde collection? I even promise there won’t be any funny business.”

     

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  • Aren’t you glad that Randy D has everyone’s back in expressing how we all feel about the year 2020? (See video below.)

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  • You’re absolutely sure that no one saw you leaving my motel room, right?

     

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  • Have you ever been hungry but you didn't want to eat?

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  • When is the last time you ate something?

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  • When is the last time you ate a hot dog?

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  • Where do you keep your ketchup?

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  • Which orange came first

    the fruit or the color?
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  • Why do so many people believe climate change is an existential threat when there is no evidence?

    I am too wise to be endoctrinated by the Watermelons.
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  • If you have a friend or relative who farms what machinery did they offer you a chance to operate?

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  • "Cuoma aides REWROTE Nursing Home report to hide higher deaths." I know it is unethical and immoral. Is it illegal and imprisonable?

    Every single one involved in or had knowledge of the falsifying plus Cuomo are guilty. What is the punishment for having done such a thing?
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  • The last time you charged your cell phone, what percentage was its battery at just before you did it, either exact or approximate?

     


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  • Allegedly apparently the US and China are battling each other for technological supremacy. On whom do you bet to beat out the other? WHY?

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  • 8.1 earthquake hit north of New Zealand. THAT IS A VERY BIG DEAL. I bet the Aussies felt it. I wonder where the next big one will hit?

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  • Cuomo is grovelling. JUST ONCE I wish a dirty old man who got caught would admit it immediately. How?

    "I'm really pissed off that I got outed but yes I did it! I said it! So what?"Isn't that what they think/how they feel?HONESTY for once? Geez what a novel concept that is.
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  • Those of you who are fully* retired now, what are some products you have no longer bought since retiring?

    *Fully retired as in you are not pursuing another career. Working part time, working occasionally, volunteering, etc. do not count for the purposes of this question. Thank you.~
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  • Keep the lights off. Keep it very dark. It's safer that way. Know why? Turn the lights on and you see everything. Dark is better. Forever?

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  • Some believe the ONE TRUE WAY is THEIR WAY and anyone who disagrees is always wrong? For how long have you believed that?

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