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  • Is Kim Jong Un really dead?

    Last post by Benedict Arnold - April 26, 2020
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  • Meet any new 4 legged friends this week?

    I just made a new cat friend  at the pet store. It was my first time in that store and  I found the prices very high but I am sure I will go back just to pat the cat ...  moreI just made a new cat friend  at the pet store. It was my first time in that store and  I found the prices very high but I am sure I will go back just to pat the cat  and probably buy my dog another $8 bone that I could get at the other pet store for $6  but they don't have a cat or dog in the store . Cheers and happy weekend!  
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  • What has Randolph done THIS time, and how will he get out of this jam? ~

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  • Pet Psychology. Do you think there are any doggone dogs who just won’t go? ~

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  • Animal Psychology. Do you think there are any bi-polar polar bears? ~

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  • OTHER THAN any aspect of US politics and the upcoming presidential election, which top stories got bumped due to coverage of COVID19?

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  • COVID19. I wonder if there are parallels between today and how people reacted to The Black Plague? ~

    This was partially inspired by another member’s similar question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/102779/i-wonder-if-this-is-how-the-people-felt-at-passover~
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  • My sister said she's addicted to seaweed. Should she sea kelp?

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  • I am by no means a fan of tattoos, but in a COVID19 world, why would anyone want to give or get a tattoo? ~

    Some businesses in some locations are being allowed to reopen, tattoo parlors among them. A sound bite from one media outlet featured a tattoo “artist” stating that bot...  moreSome businesses in some locations are being allowed to reopen, tattoo parlors among them. A sound bite from one media outlet featured a tattoo “artist” stating that both he and the client(s) will be wearing masks and gloves, except for when the requested tattoo is on the face or hand, and that will make everything okay. Aren't these people just rolling the dice with their lives?  
    Last post by inky - April 25, 2020
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  • If Boris Johnson doesn't recover his health and has to step down as Prime Minister, who should replace him (out of the choices given below)?

    A. Dominic RaabB. Priti PatelC. Rishi SunakD. Michael GoveE. The Downing Street cat
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  • Half a dozen typos and/or other grammatical errors in a few hours. Am I dying? What have you heard? How much time do I have left? ~

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  • Answermug challenge. Who can write the best pun. Here's my entry:

    Did you know there is an elephant dental clinic in Tuscaloosa, Alabama?
    Last post by Element 99 - May 2, 2020
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  • When COVID 19 hit too back America had a pre-existing condition that wasn't covered. WHAT?

    You know what. Don't play games. You know what.
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  • The tip of the iceberg is the COVID 19 crisis. The real crisis was always GAG.GAGGLE and toady sycophants who infected us first. TRAGIC?

    Covid 19 is the cherry atop the ice cream treat.The real threat is beneath underneath hidden in the depths of the polluted waters.GAGGAGGLE$TOADY SYCOPHANTSWere undermining America...  moreCovid 19 is the cherry atop the ice cream treat.The real threat is beneath underneath hidden in the depths of the polluted waters.GAGGAGGLE$TOADY SYCOPHANTSWere undermining America long before we knew of a virus.A real test to see what we are made of. What are we made of?  
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  • if I asked you spit in my mouth right now what would i taste

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  • That son of an itch talks out of his butt! WHAT?

    For each $1 Kentucky gives to the federal government it gets back $2.61 in federal government welfare spending. It is the second MOST DEPENDENT STATE with its hands out on the dole...  moreFor each $1 Kentucky gives to the federal government it gets back $2.61 in federal government welfare spending. It is the second MOST DEPENDENT STATE with its hands out on the dole from the feds. The son of am itch doesn't know that? What else is he stupid dumb about?By contrastNew York paid to the federal government $26.6 BILLION MORE IN TAXES than the fed gubment paid out on its behalf! New York pays the most to the fed gubment and gets the least back.So the son of itch is about as stupid dumb as they come. Ignorance isn't bliss. Ignorance isn't what the son of an itch. He is stupid dumb for not knowing that talking about states going bankrupt target his state. Great! The son of an itch and GAG have that in common. They pull out of their butts what they say believing folks will believe them. Giess what? The gaggle and the toady sycophants do. And so it goes.  less
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  • What do you think will happen to our food chain?

    Personal opinions please:Are we headed for an eventual collapse?  Can we pull it all together again? 
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  • The major mistake of stupid dumbs is they think others are as stupid dumb as they are. Where'd they get THAT idea?

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  • How stupid do you have to be to take anything GAG says seriously and actually follow through and do it?

    Allegedly after GAG suggested disinfectant INJECTIONS 100 people called the station to get more information. Does that scare you that people are that stupid? Millions of them are s...  moreAllegedly after GAG suggested disinfectant INJECTIONS 100 people called the station to get more information. Does that scare you that people are that stupid? Millions of them are stupid then because whatever GAG says is like the BIBLE to them. They believe him lock stock and barrel. IQ of 25? Lower?  
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  • GAG is a clear and present danger. No matter how wacky an idea he floats his gaggle will do exactly what he tells them to do. Dying too?

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  • "Thinking outside the box". That's what a gaggle guy said about GAG. Said that's what a good executive does. REALLY?

    Think up ways for people to KILL THEMSELVES? Seriously?
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  • How much would you pay to watch a pay-per-view feating GAG injectng bleach in his body and inhaling Lysol spray?

    Then swallowing a bright light that would kill everything?$100$1000$A cool million
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  • GAG has a GREAT IDEA! Let him demonstrate to us what he means. Would you support GAG being a guinea PIG?

    INJECT BLEACH into his body. Spray him with lysol nostrilly. Put a bright light down inside his body.Watch it kill everything. Including him?Doubtful. Remember his gut and arse are...  moreINJECT BLEACH into his body. Spray him with lysol nostrilly. Put a bright light down inside his body.Watch it kill everything. Including him?Doubtful. Remember his gut and arse are his informants. They have always guided him to righthink.So when is the big show happening?  
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  • Ever listen to YOUR gut? Ever pull anything out of your butt and go with it? GAG does both. Do you like his gut or butt best?

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  • Are there any particular colors of clothing that you never wear? (For instance, I don’t do pink.) ~

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  • The USA is already the laughingstock of the world due to GAG and the gaggle. Why not add to it by opening the country WIDE?

    As infections soar and death galore inundate us we will be providing grotesque humor to the rest of the world...all of whom will know we are the worst dumbheads ever gathered toget...  moreAs infections soar and death galore inundate us we will be providing grotesque humor to the rest of the world...all of whom will know we are the worst dumbheads ever gathered together. And feel superior as well they should for being smarter and better than the witless hapless GAG and gaggle peeps and wondering why in the HE** the non-gaggles haven't booted them out long ago. DO YOU KNOW?  
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  • Opening up the country will not made COVID 19 disappear. Didja know dead people are no good at filling jobs? WHY?

    Because you can't depend on the dead to show up on time.Any nitwit DS idiot who thinks he can should be in a straitjacket and locked up in a ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST snakepi...  moreBecause you can't depend on the dead to show up on time.Any nitwit DS idiot who thinks he can should be in a straitjacket and locked up in a ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST snakepit crazynutjob mental institution..  
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  • Do I detect a tinge of skepticism in your tone, or is that just sarcasm?

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  • Among other things he is so very LOUSY at is prognostication! GAG said (59 days ago?) that we have only 15 and soon there will be none." NO?

    The 15 and then none never happened. We are approaching ONE MILLION COVID 19 cases in America. So much for GAG's GUT/ARSE foretelling what was coming. A total bust. What else lies ...  moreThe 15 and then none never happened. We are approaching ONE MILLION COVID 19 cases in America. So much for GAG's GUT/ARSE foretelling what was coming. A total bust. What else lies ahead that GAG is also very lousy at?  
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  • "It was a dark and stormy night". Opening lines to what comes next. What do you expect will come next? Why?

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  • 26 million plus Americans filed unemployment insurance claims. 26 million jobs aren't being done. How long will it take to get them back?

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  • English expressions. What are some figurative ways a person can stink up the joint? ~

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  • Do you usually cover your mouth with your hand when you laugh, and is it a subconscious act on your part? ~

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  • "We must create a more just egalitarian society". Said by Bernie Sanders. Can you imagine GAG saying that?

    The obscenely wealthy SOB's would fight against anything not going into their bank accounts. Equal? Bullsh**! They not only want what you have now they want to get everything you w...  moreThe obscenely wealthy SOB's would fight against anything not going into their bank accounts. Equal? Bullsh**! They not only want what you have now they want to get everything you will ever get. SELFISH doesn't begin to describe the venal vile evil they represent. But there it is.Re-elect GAG and further EXPAND the width between the have everythings and the have nothings. The puzzlement is that some of the have nothings adore and worship GAG who has more than he will ever need but wants demands insists on having all of it all the time because he deserves it and you don't! Whatever.  less
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  • Some folks are functioning Autistics. So I guess it's possible to be a functioning Agoraphobic. I think I've always been that. What are you?

    Is there a "situation" or a "conditioner" with which you've been afflicted but were able to conquer as needed?
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  • Unless you stand up and speak up and challenge the ABSURD people think you agree with it. Silence presumes assent. Didja know?

    Do when GAG promulgates injecting disinfectant in human bodies or putting magic light inside the body and you sit there dummied up we infer from that you agree with the stupid dumb...  moreDo when GAG promulgates injecting disinfectant in human bodies or putting magic light inside the body and you sit there dummied up we infer from that you agree with the stupid dumb. Silence assumes assent. Stupid dumb that goes unchallenged is presumed to be your cuppa tea. If you didn't know that you must have been living in a cave on Okinawa still fearing soldiers coming in to murder you. Out of touch completely.  
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  • Should any company that makes or uses any types of plastics be forced to collect and reuse/recyle their own plastics unwanted waste.

    With so many different types of plastics including cling films and wrappings , how is it possible to separate all the different types like bottle tops and what all the differnt typ...  moreWith so many different types of plastics including cling films and wrappings , how is it possible to separate all the different types like bottle tops and what all the differnt type that are made and are only suitable for just specific foods or other chemicals....Are any of theses single use throw away items ever meant to be recycled..... Do you think your government cares that all of these item are not possible to be recycled....and it's all just another ploy to get people to vote for them ?   
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  • What are some ways you have ever used the word “intimate” that have absolutely nothing to do with sensuality and/or sexuality?

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  • GAG has to get off his vast a** NOW and quit wasting time at COVID 19 briefings and resume his campaing HATE RALLIES immediately! AGREE?

    Be the role model he yearns to be and collectively gather together his gaggle in city after city after city in ourdoor arenas jampacked tight together if that's all that's availabl...  moreBe the role model he yearns to be and collectively gather together his gaggle in city after city after city in ourdoor arenas jampacked tight together if that's all that's available but preferably in enclosed auditoriums and arenas jampacked tightly together to thumb his nose at COVID 19 and show his adoring worshippers he be dat man what not tink death awaits.Countdown to resumption of the campaign hate rallies. Going going GONE! Be there or be square. Wear your MAKE AMERICA GAG AGAIN clothes and hats. To show your support of GAG and yourselves his adoring gaggle.It's time to put your bodies where your mouths have been. Get out! Go out and mingle. Multiply Cheer. Clap. Stomp! Swoon. Chant! You know you want that more than you ever wanted anything! Be brave. Get out of the house. What's stopping you?  less
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  • Do you think it’s possible that some people experience true arousal or get turned on by other’s good grammar? ~

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  • A small snapshot of a tiny experience when we went to the market on Thursday. What did I do that I had not done before?

    I thanked the cashier for coming to work everyday so people like me could buy what we needed. I had not thought to say that before to anyone anywhere. My bad. Also I don't know wha...  moreI thanked the cashier for coming to work everyday so people like me could buy what we needed. I had not thought to say that before to anyone anywhere. My bad. Also I don't know what prompted me to thank her but when I did her eyes welled up with tears and she told me she appreciated that so much. That I was the first person who had thanked her for simply showing up to do her job. I felt guilty at not thanking others like her before but I'm also very glad I did. Now whenever we go out to do whatever essentials I will thank the people who are there to keep our country running. They are afraid but they show up despite the fear to do their jobs. Ordinarily we don't thank people for doing their jobs. These times are not remotely ordinary. Just a share for whatever it's worth.  less
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  • Per GAG it is the Dem states that are to blame for COVID 19 outbreak. Period. End of story. Y'all think GAG's nuts for coming up with THAT?

    Or rather do y'all admire respect and worship him for his agility to offload accountaility responsibility blame?You can tell me. I won't say a word. No one will have to know about ...  moreOr rather do y'all admire respect and worship him for his agility to offload accountaility responsibility blame?You can tell me. I won't say a word. No one will have to know about it. Honest injun!  
    Last post by RosieG - April 25, 2020
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  • Want MORE GAG? Well GAG is working on a way to delay the November election right now. HURRAY or OH MY GOD?

    The longer the delay the longer GAG rules the world. Anything to stay in power.Y'all all for it or abhor it? Why?
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  • When a question about AnswerMug’s Games feature was recently posted here, are you one of the people who began to play them?

    https://answermug.com/forums/topic/105290/has-anyone-here-noticed-there-is-a-game-section-on-this-site-i/view/page/1~
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  • Inject yourself with disinfectant like Chlorox. Spray yourself with Lysol. Per GAG. So should we also scrub our skin with scouring powder?

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  • OMG times three! Yesterday it was 95 in Hemet California. SO WHAT?

    "Thousands of Californians flocks to beaches despite Governow Newsomes pleas for them to stay home"!OMG! All flockers Republicans prithee or are some of them Democrats?California i...  more"Thousands of Californians flocks to beaches despite Governow Newsomes pleas for them to stay home"!OMG! All flockers Republicans prithee or are some of them Democrats?California is a DEEP BLUE state but there are crumbs of republican leftovers in small pockets. Hopefully those are the only FLOCKERS. But is some Dems flocked too SHAME ON YOU. I THOUGHT YOU HAD BRAINS.  
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  • GAG knows about everything all the time with complete certainty certitude. The exception?

    When others try to assess responsibility accountablility "blame". Then GAG goes all dumb and says "I don't know him. I don't know her. I know nothing about any of that." OR FAKE NE...  moreWhen others try to assess responsibility accountablility "blame". Then GAG goes all dumb and says "I don't know him. I don't know her. I know nothing about any of that." OR FAKE NEWS! HOAX!He knows everything about everything except what he does what he says why he is what he is. That completely floors him and he claims ignorance.  
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  • Since the GAG gut is the source/location of decisionmaking his head must be empty of mind/brain. Is that where he digests what he eats?

    The man admits he listens to his gut.What do YOU infer from that and why?
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  • My gut digests what I eat. The GAG gug is the decider. GAG does what he gut tells him to do. Why is he configurated so oddly?

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