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  • Are y'all paying less for what you buy due to chump's trade wars? Is that putting a smile on your face or are you losing jobs/homes/hope?

    Last post by RosieG - August 28, 2019
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  • Which of these two things below happen more often than the other?

    A. Lust is mistaken for love. B. Love is mistaken for lust. 
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  • What would cause the investigating detectives to say “This has Randy D’s handiwork written all over it. Pick him up for questioning.”?

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  • When you don't know what to say what do you do? Say a little something so you won't seem rude or say nothing at all? Why?

    Say "I hear you and I understand"? Even if you don't would that be such a bad lie so you don't leave the person hanging and feeling embarrassed that he/she confided in you? I dunno...  moreSay "I hear you and I understand"? Even if you don't would that be such a bad lie so you don't leave the person hanging and feeling embarrassed that he/she confided in you? I dunno. Silence is golden. People sometimes overstep what they share with others. Ever do so yourself?  
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  • Some things last a lifetime. DUMB is one. Others?

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  • Ever use FAKE NEWS seriously? How many times? Ever "use" it to ridicule and mock it? Which use is more abstruse? Which use cooks its goose?

    Serious or mockery? Sincere or making funnery?
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  • How many times can you use/re-use FAKE NEWS before it gets all worn out and needs to be replaced? By What? BIG LIES BIG LIES BIG LIES?

    Last post by RosieG - August 28, 2019
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  • BAH HUMBUG! FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS!. The standard scripted robotic response to anything that makes him look bad. WHAT?

    Sure. LISTEN UP. The him is on tape and audio and video and all over everywhere saying exactly what we say he said and his prodon apologists should in unisonFAKE NEW FAKE NEWS FAKE...  moreSure. LISTEN UP. The him is on tape and audio and video and all over everywhere saying exactly what we say he said and his prodon apologists should in unisonFAKE NEW FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSEasy peasy. They get paid per word and the words don't have to be originals. That can be sameoldsameoldsameoldsameold.FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSTwo words. Simply. Apply on any wound in any amount at any time. A balm that calms and soothes! FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSNow how hard is that for you to understand. Each word has only one syllable. Doesn't take an extremely stable genius to comprehend understand. Any old mediocrity gets it. Even the subpars get it. FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS.  less
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  • Allegedly Boris Johnson will ask the Queen today to SHUT DOWN PARLIAMENT TO SAVE BREXIT! Any Brits out there know what's going on?

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  • Does a multitasker tackle tasks sequentially or simultaneously? How many can you do at once?

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  • What happens to the disolveable plastic that on dishwasher tablets when they go down our drains...?

    Are they removed before being discharaged into our rivers or is just nature expected to deal with it ?
    Last post by Nice Jugs - August 30, 2019
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  • If true as some of y'all allege assert insist that all Dems hate Jews then it's likewise true that all Republicans are RACISTS. Are we even?

    RACISTS and BIGOTS hate different things?A racist hates based on skin color and a bigot hates based on religion or sexual orientation.A racist is probably also a bigot. Are bigots ...  moreRACISTS and BIGOTS hate different things?A racist hates based on skin color and a bigot hates based on religion or sexual orientation.A racist is probably also a bigot. Are bigots probably also racists?So how many homo saps are either racists or bigots. More than the number who are not? Do more people hate the "other" than don't? Any stats available on this very important subject? Are the hate-based growing in number? It seems so or they are just getting more press and are more balsy because they are open about it.They march and chant carrying signs of hatred. They attend rallies and cheer and shout and chant and clap.It seems they are engulfing the world. Are they superduper babymakers whom they "educate" to hate in the womb and never stop?Children born to haters racists bigots are marked tainted stained hobbled crippled. How many of them survive the hate and escape to a place where they reject it? How much strength does that take to shun where you came from and start anew elsewhere? I know. It's complicated. A...    less
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  • Are you a "good" person? That's defined by me as taking what you need and nothing more. Do the smarter ones take what they WANT?

    Are they "good" too? How do you figure that is true?The greedy needy seedy creepy SOBS take whatever they can get their hands on whether they need it or not and don't give a rat's ...  moreAre they "good" too? How do you figure that is true?The greedy needy seedy creepy SOBS take whatever they can get their hands on whether they need it or not and don't give a rat's a** about others. Why are so many of their ilk drawn to politics?  
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  • WHAT IF all prodons went all-in for him and if/when he fails them they will be left with nothing. What happens to them then?

    What do you do with nothing? How do you make something out of it?
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  • Which would be worse? Alien invasion, bed bug infestation, hordes of asylum seekers infecting our nation? Why?

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  • Today YOU are the one in control of everything everywhere. Name it and you can change it/kill it/nurture it/save it. Where do you start?

    What do you do and where does it end?
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  • If the Founding Fathers got a do-over based upon seeing the current abomination "prez" what would change? How would YOU safeguard us?

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  • Since y'all embrace conspiring/colluding with a hostile foreign enemy like Russia y'all adore domestic colluding/conspiring. Don'tcha?

    Moscow mitch that son of an itch and the chump conspire collude to work against the best interests of the country and its citizens. It's the rage among y'all to support nondoers la...  moreMoscow mitch that son of an itch and the chump conspire collude to work against the best interests of the country and its citizens. It's the rage among y'all to support nondoers laggers sloths impediments landmines traitors Anything to abrogate the right of the people to a Constitutionally based government. I'd say shame on you but you have no shame so it would be pointless.  
    Last post by RosieG - August 28, 2019
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  • You hire someone to do a specific job. The hiree REFUSES to do the job. How long before you kick his a** out?

    Moscow mitch that son of an itch has refused to do his job. He brags about it all the time.He stonewalled and obstacled President Barack Obama's RIGHT to select a Supreme Court rep...  moreMoscow mitch that son of an itch has refused to do his job. He brags about it all the time.He stonewalled and obstacled President Barack Obama's RIGHT to select a Supreme Court replacement for Scalia when Scalia died. He came up with the bullsh** that it should be the right of the next president to do that. President Obama had another year in office. Moscow mitch was not fired or impeached nor did he suffer any substantive consequence. He has his admirers. Unpatriotic SOB's who just love to see justice not being served and rules not being followed and fair being crushed..During his entire tenure as Senate Majority Leader he has stonewalled obstacled smirked sneered obfuscated denigrated the office he holds. The way it should work is the antithesis of the way he does it.The House discusses legislation and comes up with a bill. It goes to the Senate for approval, Once it reaches the Senate it should be discussed and voted on. Sometimes the Senate will want to change it slightly. Discussion ensues and a final bill ...    less
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  • The best job for an incompetent is to be elected prez. No matter how stoopid dumb he is he's got 4 years. How about a PROBATIONARY period?

    Usually probationary periods are for 90 days...3 months. If you survive that then you are considered to be a permanent employee and all the benefits kick in like insurance and vaca...  moreUsually probationary periods are for 90 days...3 months. If you survive that then you are considered to be a permanent employee and all the benefits kick in like insurance and vacations and holiday pay. Whaddya say?We couldda dumped chump in April 2017 fer cryin's out loud instead of having to endure his crushing destruction of what we hold dear.The requirements would be MANDATORY NO EXCEPTION. First be loyal to your country and the citizens. No siding with hostile foreign enemies and calling your own people liars.Second all people must be TREATED EQUALLY. No exceptions. He serves the needs of all colors.Third. NO RALLIES. Any rally would be automatic cause for DISMISSAL. Rallies DIVIDE. A good president UNITES.Fourth. Any subsequent malfeasance in office like lying to the people or rescinding all environmental protections or treating asylum seekers like vermin is forbidden. Automatic dismissal.Fifth. Press conferences will be held EVERY DAY. No exceptions. The "press secretary" will answer all questions HONESTL...    less
    Last post by RosieG - August 28, 2019
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  • Another BRILLIANT suggestion from an Answermug/Answerbag long-time friend. Know what it is?

    He suggests that chump just nuke the storm as it heads for Puerto Rico thereby destroying the island and the people. BRILLIANT solution ain't it? Kill two stones with one bird and ...  moreHe suggests that chump just nuke the storm as it heads for Puerto Rico thereby destroying the island and the people. BRILLIANT solution ain't it? Kill two stones with one bird and that's that. That I can tell you. Everyone sez so! :)  
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  • The chump will go down in history as the most universally DESPISED US "prez" in history. His legacy? The words on his tombstone?

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  • What do you think would happen if an asteroid -about 4 miles in diameter, speed at 25,000 MPH just missed us by 1000 feet?

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  • Dear, I appreciate that you care about the lack of fiber in my daily intake of food, and I love that you make sandwiches for me, but . . .

    . . . can we please just go back to the old-fashion way?
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  • What is your ratio of discussions to replies?

    I have six times more replies than discussions started.  What do you think of that?  Do you prefer to ask or to answer?
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  • If you were in the wild (as an animal, not as a human), would you rather be a hunter or potential prey? ~

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  • This time it took only 18 years?!

    Moments ago I just found out who sings this song -- and the name of the song --all these years I've been a Mary J Blige fan and didn't know it - - she OWNS this song! I LOVE her st...  moreMoments ago I just found out who sings this song -- and the name of the song --all these years I've been a Mary J Blige fan and didn't know it - - she OWNS this song! I LOVE her style here! And the song itself!
    (I honestly don't know when I first heard this song; it seems to have been released in 2001):)
    "Family Affair"  
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  • Do you think Melania Trump and Ivanka will get in a Cat fight over Justan Trudeau - who would win?

    I've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justin Trudeau and it sure looked like they were digging on him. At the G7 Justin Trudeau wore his pink argil socks so I ...  moreI've seen photos of Melania and Ivanka gazing at Justin Trudeau and it sure looked like they were digging on him. At the G7 Justin Trudeau wore his pink argil socks so I bet  Melania and Ivanka can't stop thinking about him and a cat fight might be any day now and I think Melania will clean Ivank's clock. Cheers!  
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  • Does anyone reading this question know of whom I speak when I say 'Angela Anaconda'?

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  • Now I get to spend my one day off driving for an hour in intense heat to get my MMJ license renewed.

    You think being a junky is cheap or easy?  
    Last post by Randy D - August 27, 2019
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  • It must be clear as day to all of you that chump LUSTS AFTER and wants to be Barack Obama. He never can be and it is destroying him. Pity?

    He wants to be beloved and admired and respected. He can never be any of that and it is driving him crazy so he continues to make wild stoopid dumb accusations that further solidif...  moreHe wants to be beloved and admired and respected. He can never be any of that and it is driving him crazy so he continues to make wild stoopid dumb accusations that further solidifies the fact that he is has lost it compleely.He hates Hillary but doesn't want to be her. He hates Barack and would give anything in the world to be him. The hates rages within him. Oh to be looked up to and validated and listened to as Barack Obama is. Oh to have had the GINORMOUS HUMONGOUS CROWDS AT THE INAUGURATION THAT BARACK HAD! The pictures are humiliating. His was puny tiny eensy bitsy microscopic and he can't let that go.Crazy nutjob fruitcake dingaling senile obese jealous greedy money hungry hoor wackadoodle chump at the controls. How good does that make you feel? Got your life insuranc paid up, you wills prepared?  less
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  • This is stupid. Seeking out places and people who bring out the worst in you? Seriously? Who does that and why?

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  • So we nuke hurricanes per chump's insistence. What happens when the winds spread the radiation over Mar A Lago? Does he have a clue?

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  • A storm is heading for PUERTO RICO! Know what jacka** man with a heart the size of a shrimp gnat said?

    When will it end. They already received 92 billion dollars.Is his concern and caring touching?I don't know what Puerto Rico received from him other than a few rolls of paper towels...  moreWhen will it end. They already received 92 billion dollars.Is his concern and caring touching?I don't know what Puerto Rico received from him other than a few rolls of paper towels, insults and attacks and whinya** complaining and then ignoring completely. I doubt they have RECEIVED $92 billion. Anyone know by accident the jacka** man is telling the truth inadvertently?  
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  • What if Trump's intention is to mess up the voting systems so badly we cannot have a 20/20 election period?

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  • When was the last time you had your back scratched? By someone who knows HOW? You hve to pay for that one.

    Last post by inky - August 27, 2019
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  • If humans had tails but not fur, what would the article of clothing that goes on tails be called?

    Inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/88636/wouldn-t-it-be-nice-to-have-fur-no-clothing-needed-and-maybe-aWe need a new category for questions for whic...  moreInspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/88636/wouldn-t-it-be-nice-to-have-fur-no-clothing-needed-and-maybe-aWe need a new category for questions for which there are no answers like this one.People from warm climates probably wouldn't need to worry about it but people from where it gets cold in the winter definitely would need to keep their tails warm.   There would probably have to be a small sleeve on the backs of dresses and pants to accommodate the tail.    
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  • Fatso was such an incoherent, sweaty spectacle at the G-7, they are calling it the G-6. They are laughing at us and RUSSIA.

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  • This y'all will LOVE. A new program is being launched to protect our election system from foreign hackers. Who protects us from Domestics?

    HOW DO WE KNOW THAT THE SO-CALLED PROTECTORS WON'T BE HACKING TOO...THE BETTER TO INSURE THE WIN OF WELL YOU NO HOO?Do you trust the chump gubment? How far, with what and why?Chump...  moreHOW DO WE KNOW THAT THE SO-CALLED PROTECTORS WON'T BE HACKING TOO...THE BETTER TO INSURE THE WIN OF WELL YOU NO HOO?Do you trust the chump gubment? How far, with what and why?Chump said no one can be trusted. When where how why I know not. He is on tape with audiot saying no one can be trusted. Of course that would include him.  
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  • Since he is gonna host next year's G7 at one of his posh resorts he can invite whomever he wishes to dine on the wines/dishes. Right?

    Of course he will invite PUTIN and probaby KIM and undoubtedly the butcher basta** Saudi Crown Prince and Erdogan and Duterte and every other despot dictator fascist racist hatist ...  moreOf course he will invite PUTIN and probaby KIM and undoubtedly the butcher basta** Saudi Crown Prince and Erdogan and Duterte and every other despot dictator fascist racist hatist he can gather together.He can also invite his pals and peeps (we call them the creeps) like Stephen Miller ad Rudy G and Sallyanne C and David Duke and Ted Nugent and Kanye West. All the great "good people" he alluded to in his Charlottesville hate speech. He is the host he gets to choose who attends.He could invite all the skinhead KKK Neo Nazi militia white nationalist racist groups to join in too. Who is going to tell him what to do/not do? You?One big happy family of white sheets and swastikas and chants (jews will not replace us). Each group can be spotlighted for what it does best and shine. A good time will be had by all. It's on his turf so he really is the King the Second Coming and the Chosen one all rolled into one very roly poly one.All of FAUX news folks he likes will be invited. Rushbaugh too and Dr. Laura and Sean and an...    less
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  • Your spouse is a COMPULSIVE liar and lies about everything/everyone all the time 24/7 including you. What do you do?

    Set the record straight or take whatever spousie dearest dishes out because you "stand by your spouse" whether saint or louse?
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - August 27, 2019
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  • You OK with him hosting the next G7 at a property he owns, charging them and collecting the money that goes into his bank account?

    Why?
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  • Warren and Sanders rise and Biden drops in one poll. I wonder if it will hold and grow more pronounced or is it just a blip?

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  • "Twitter tends to bring out the worst in its users". All who agree with that he (unknown to me) raise your hands. Any who don't?

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  • China's prez is PRESIDENT FOR LIFE. He holds all the cards. The chump is on borrowed time and he knows it. Why the bravado braggadoccio?

    "When you are in trouble and you don't know what to do give a little whistle give a little whistle""When you fool the people you fear you fool yourself as well"Only a fool tries to...  more"When you are in trouble and you don't know what to do give a little whistle give a little whistle""When you fool the people you fear you fool yourself as well"Only a fool tries to fool himself.  
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  • Just give him enough BUSYBOXES to keep him occupied until January 2021 when he'll be gone. If he's still there?

    There won't be enough busyboxes to occupy him to save us.
    Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - August 27, 2019
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  • It's Code. Nothing means what it seems. Only the cognoscenti understand. Examples?

    He sez China called. Twice. And wants to make a deal. China sez it never called at all.He sez Macron asked his permission to invite the guy from Iran. Macron sez he "informed him"H...  moreHe sez China called. Twice. And wants to make a deal. China sez it never called at all.He sez Macron asked his permission to invite the guy from Iran. Macron sez he "informed him"He sez Melania knows Kim very wellMelania has never met the manProven LIES he tells all the time. Yet y'all don't mind or don't see what harm there is. You defend until the ed of time. Puzzling.  
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  • D'ya think a guy who cancels a trip to Denmark because the Prime Minister won't sell him Greenland is "all there" mentally?

    Last post by RosieG - August 27, 2019
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  • Wonder what price chump would charge if the Prime Minister of Denmark wanted to buy Florida and New York?

    We know he'd sell Hawaii and California at half off. He has no use for them. The feeling is likewise mutual.Whatcha think? A twofer?
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  • The world-reknowned clown frowns sneers smirks attacks insults. Where is the funny haha humor?

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