Pete Davidson has a new series called Bupkis. The previews look pretty funny and I found that if you say the name of the series 10 in a row really fast it can be hilarious. Chees!
Today well I was putting on my sweatpants I said to my wife - gee I hope they don't start calling me Sweatpants in Parksville (the new city we are moving to). Since I retired I am ... moreToday well I was putting on my sweatpants I said to my wife - gee I hope they don't start calling me Sweatpants in Parksville (the new city we are moving to). Since I retired I am always wearing sweatpants and I think it kind of bugs me because I used to dress sharply. Cheers!
A Judge warned Trump's legal team that if Trump kept talking about a case that is in the courts he could face additional charges. Trump kept making posts about it on Truth social b... moreA Judge warned Trump's legal team that if Trump kept talking about a case that is in the courts he could face additional charges. Trump kept making posts about it on Truth social but Eric deleted all the posts he had made about the case. So I think Eric is the smart one in the family. Cheers!
I have been thinking that maybe the reason Trump asked if anyone wanted his half eating slice of pizza was to see if people would buy lollipops he had licked. I think some of ... moreI have been thinking that maybe the reason Trump asked if anyone wanted his half eating slice of pizza was to see if people would buy lollipops he had licked. I think some of his supporters would gladly pay $99 plus shipping and handling for one. Cheers!
I didn't mean to be macho although I had been warned about my macholy behavior but I pooed pooed the warning on the bottle. I was getting a good mellow buzz but all the whisky sudd... moreI didn't mean to be macho although I had been warned about my macholy behavior but I pooed pooed the warning on the bottle. I was getting a good mellow buzz but all the whisky suddenly turned me into macho fuzz. My father was a scary cool guy with only one eye who fished all the time and made art before he die. I broke his first made stained glass window of a fox as I am prone to dumb and depravity scum.
I come from a deeply Democratic and Liberal family and form my own outlooks now so don't try Republicans and Conservatives to throw little bombshells to put a chink in my armour be... moreI come from a deeply Democratic and Liberal family and form my own outlooks now so don't try Republicans and Conservatives to throw little bombshells to put a chink in my armour because it won't work. I found out it may not be your fault because it may be hereditary and biological too in our makeup as revulsion takes forms differently from provocative pictures in both sides brain.
I thought that it may also amuse some of you. (I'm tired of depressing topics on Answermug.)Recent flashback: I was six when the Korean War (conflict actually, there was no war dec... moreI thought that it may also amuse some of you. (I'm tired of depressing topics on Answermug.)Recent flashback: I was six when the Korean War (conflict actually, there was no war declared) began. Whenever my sister, brother, or myself asked our parents why we couldn't have... or why we didn't do... My father had a pat answer, "There's a war on!" Somewhere during this period, I learned to read. One day I was looking at the newspaper and on the front page, the headline read something like "Armistice Signed", "the war is over", so I was surprised when my father answered with the usual "There's a war on!" I decided that I'd better update him with the information in the newspaper. He was speechless. I don't know whether he was more shocked by my "back talk" or amazed by my knowledge, but he could never use that line again. less
balance in restraining order cases that have (frivolously and all unlawfully) been filed against me? Uncle Radcliffe, help me out by dismissing this case and gr... more
balance in restraining order cases that have (frivolously and all unlawfully) been filed against me? Uncle Radcliffe, help me out by dismissing this case and granting me my counter suit! Hello, Uncle Raddy, it’s me, Randall D. Randolph, your favorite nephew!
Trump made a surprise stop at Downtown House of Pizza in Fort Myers, Florida, on Friday night. He was caring a pizza box and holding a slice of pizza. He said -"Does anyb... moreTrump made a surprise stop at Downtown House of Pizza in Fort Myers, Florida, on Friday night. He was caring a pizza box and holding a slice of pizza. He said -"Does anybody want a piece that I've eaten?" then he took a bite from the slice. But even for Trump's adoring supporters, the invitation was too much, and they replied "No!" in unison. Bet that really hurt Trumps feelings because he probably figured everyone would fight over it. Cheers and happy weekend!
On Tuesday Mattel introduced its first-ever version of the Barbie doll representing a person with Down syndrome. The new doll is part of Mattel Barbie Fashionistas line, whic... more On Tuesday Mattel introduced its first-ever version of the Barbie doll representing a person with Down syndrome. The new doll is part of Mattel Barbie Fashionistas line, which aims to offer kids more diverse representations of beauty and fight the stigma around physical disabilities. Pretty sure if Tucker Carlson was still on Fox he would be ranting about how awful it is that Mattel went woke like Disney and the radical left. Cheers!
I was just on my Amazon account and noticed that my Red Dwarf DVD collection is on rout which means I should be receiving it this evening. I have been wa... moreI was just on my Amazon account and noticed that my Red Dwarf DVD collection is on rout which means I should be receiving it this evening. I have been waiting for it for almost a month so I am pretty excited to be finally getting it. Cheers!
The one on the right was Slartibartfast, and the one in the middle was my2cents, and the one on the left was StuB, and the guy in the rear ...Probably Element99 but he's Jewish, no... moreThe one on the right was Slartibartfast, and the one in the middle was my2cents, and the one on the left was StuB, and the guy in the rear ...Probably Element99 but he's Jewish, not a Methodist.
Canada's Trudeau:"There are potential side effects in vaccinations. And there are people who've probably gotten very sick from vaccinations...While not forcing anyone to get vaccin... moreCanada's Trudeau:"There are potential side effects in vaccinations. And there are people who've probably gotten very sick from vaccinations...While not forcing anyone to get vaccinated, I chose to make sure all the incentives and all the protections were there to encourage Canadians to get vaccinated."
Virginia Chamlee
Mon, April 24, 2023 at 8:41 AM PDT
“FOX News Media and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways,” a statement announcing the departure reads. “Mr. Carlson’s last program was Friday”
Tucker Carlson is leaving Fox News, the network announced Monday morning.
In a statement the network said "FOX News Media and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways. We thank him for his service to the network as a host and prior to that as a contributor."
Carlson's last program was Friday. Beginning Monday evening, the network will air Fox News Tonight as an interim show helmed by rotating FOX News personalities until a new host is determined."
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Last week Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced his bid for the 2024 election. And I am starting to think he will be the next president of America. I bet Kennedy running worrie... moreLast week Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced his bid for the 2024 election. And I am starting to think he will be the next president of America. I bet Kennedy running worries Trump and soon he will resort to his usual tactics - bad mouthing the family of people that stand in his way. But if Trump starts bad mouthing the father of Kennedy Jr. he will turn a lot of people off by showing them what kind of jerk he is. Cheers!
I'm an extrovert and I constantly hate myself for it, wishing I could magically become an introvert but knowing it was impossible. All my life I've felt like I was annoyi... moreI'm an extrovert and I constantly hate myself for it, wishing I could magically become an introvert but knowing it was impossible. All my life I've felt like I was annoying, like people only pretended to like talking to me because they pitied how lonely I always was.I'm going to admit that being alone throughout school might've helped make me self-aware, as I always know what's going on with my inner thoughts and feelings. However, since I got out of school and am now even more alone going to college online I wish I could feel energized from my lifestyle. If I were an introvert, my life would be 100% happy. I wouldn't be lonely, I wouldn't need friends, I would be able to shut my mind off when going to bed at night... Life would be wonderful.I should probably mention that I don't really have friends. I only talk to one friend online, but she doesn't really like to hang out with me much . So an extrovert who doesn't hang out with people and who doesn't leave the house might just be equivalent&nbs... less
I love you very much and miss you every day. Sorry things didn't work out for us. You are always on my mind. I wonder how you are doing and hope you are taking car... moreI love you very much and miss you every day. Sorry things didn't work out for us. You are always on my mind. I wonder how you are doing and hope you are taking care of yourself and are happy.
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/3-year-cruise-mv-gemini/index.htmlIt travels to 135 countries and all seven continents. The cheapest cabin is $30K per year.
Lead singer Phil Collins was bribed to purposely (and irritatingly) over pronounce the word "touch" through entire song.The song is really called "Invisible TouCHA"
Collins admitte... moreLead singer Phil Collins was bribed to purposely (and irritatingly) over pronounce the word "touch" through entire song.The song is really called "Invisible TouCHA"
Collins admitted that the same person bribed Billy Ocean to strangely pronounce "Caribbean" in Ocean's "Caribbean Queen" :That song is really " Cara-Buheehhn Queen"
I might walk down to the pot shop and buy some hash. I also have to find a good home for my pot seeds. I have hundreds of them but I won't be growing weed at our new place so I am ... moreI might walk down to the pot shop and buy some hash. I also have to find a good home for my pot seeds. I have hundreds of them but I won't be growing weed at our new place so I am going to give them away. Cheers and happy 420!
the few available seats, notices that person number one is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, says in a horrified voice, “Peanut butter? How can you eat that in here?... morethe few available seats, notices that person number one is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, says in a horrified voice, “Peanut butter? How can you eat that in here? I’m allergic to peanuts, I’ll break out in hives and won’t be able to breathe!” The first person says, “Oh, I didn’t know you’re allergic to peanut butter . . . ”Question: which one of them should leave the breakroom, if either? (I already know how I would answer.) ~
