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  • Hilarious and true

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    Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 4, 2020
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  • Trying to beautify a PIG never works. Trying to normallize abnormal likewise never works. Up is down you say? Evil is most good?

    Liars are cherished and truthtellers are silenced.Liars are celebrated and truthtellers are "taken out"Liars are worshipped and truthtellers become the shunnedLiars are always to b...  moreLiars are cherished and truthtellers are silenced.Liars are celebrated and truthtellers are "taken out"Liars are worshipped and truthtellers become the shunnedLiars are always to be believed and truthtellers must never be condoned sanctioned approved supportedThe don of johns demands it 24/7.  
    Last post by RosieG - January 3, 2020
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  • I believe the don of johns had a complete mental breakdown decades ago and what we see today is the result. He is not "all there". Was he?

    The don of johns is a crazed bull crashing through catastrophe after catastrophe leaving much danger and damage in its wake. He cannot be controlled though many have tried. His wil...  moreThe don of johns is a crazed bull crashing through catastrophe after catastrophe leaving much danger and damage in its wake. He cannot be controlled though many have tried. His will will be done OR ELSE.That is not normal by any measure. Everything about him is abnormal. Stem to stern head to toe innards to outwards. Abnormal.Trying to normalizing it will never work though his adoring worshippers try. Make him the idol the perfect one the person you want most to emulate and defend and protect. Abnormals do that you see.How will it end? Who knows? I expect the only way to stop a crazed bull is to shoot darts at it with something to put it out temporarily so you can bag it and gag it and drag it to a mental facility where straitjackets await to maintain control. What else do you do with a crazed bull?  less
    Last post by RosieG - January 3, 2020
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  • So GOD created all of us including our minds and character. EVIL and good. SINNER and saint. DEVIL and angel. Why the extremes?

    Last post by RosieG - January 3, 2020
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  • If GOD loved us so much he sacrificed HIS only begotten son to die for our sins why has HE inflicted upon us a don of johns?

    Last post by RosieG - January 3, 2020
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  • According to BP* at current product levels the world will RUN OUT OF OIL in 53 years. What happens then?

    *British PetroleumSo no more oil anywhere. What happens to all the products in which PETROLEUM is currently being used?
    Last post by RosieG - January 5, 2020
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  • I had zero idea I was so abjectly IGNORANT about the uses of oil (petroleum..refined crude oil). Whose bright idea was THAT?

    An Answermug friend informs me that petroleum (refined crude oil) is used in a bazillion products.From head to toe toiletries and clothing and anything everything and more INCLUDES...  moreAn Answermug friend informs me that petroleum (refined crude oil) is used in a bazillion products.From head to toe toiletries and clothing and anything everything and more INCLUDES some form of petroleum.Are you telling me those products could not exist without it?Deoderants and perfumes and shoes and you name it INCLUDES petroleum? What nitwit decides to include petroleum in all those products? What does PETROLEUM do that nothing else can do?Without its existence would we be wearing animals skins? For crying out loud how does that make any sense at all? Yet there you have it.What a racket.  less
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  • Which of your coworkers is the most like you?

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  • Are your singing skills good enough that you could possibly make a living from them? ~

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  • When I was young, we had madras shirts for a fashion statement. Do you remember madras?

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  • How do you avoid a void when yore a'miss and feel vacant a'lot ...:(

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  • What is the purpose of boogers?

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    Last post by Element 99 - January 3, 2020
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  • Does it bother you that the fork you use at a restaurant has been in thousands of mouths? Or you into that?

    Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 4, 2020
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  • Hey Boys and Girls, were you Born to be Wild? This dirty white boy was savage. I was born sideways

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  • What is the atomic number and abbreviation for GLITTER on the Periodic Table?

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  • Did you have to go back to work today? This is whack.

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  • What are some popular songs that have the name ‘Randy’ in the title or anywhere in the lyrics?

    Wow, none?  Gee.  Ok, how about the name ‘Randall’ or ‘Randolph’?~
    Last post by Flint Ironstag - January 3, 2020
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  • Here’s fodder for an argument: did a new decade begin January 1st, 2020?

    Or will it begin on January 1st, 2021?~
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  • Do you dance well enough that you could make your living doing it? ~

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  • What are some song titles or movie titles that would make good come-on lines, or good pickup lines? (All in fun, folks.)

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  • Do you just barge right in, or do you knock first and then wait for permission to enter?

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  • Similar to canines, which other species of animals urinate on specific items to mark their territory?

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  • Outwardly all the whinya** spineless suckup bobbleheads agree with the don of johns. BEHIND CLOSED DOORS?

    That's a pig of a different color! In August Esper Bolton and Pompousa** met with the almighty don of johns to convince him of the NECESSITY of releasing aid to Ukraine. HE SHOT TH...  moreThat's a pig of a different color! In August Esper Bolton and Pompousa** met with the almighty don of johns to convince him of the NECESSITY of releasing aid to Ukraine. HE SHOT THEM DOWN. He be da man da king the big bully who get to do what he want to do no matter how stupid dumb and harmful it be. By so not doing the right thing HE INSURED HIS IMPEACHMENT! Decades ago on the William Bendix show (THE LIFE OF RILEY). "My head is made up. Don't confuse me with facts"Once the don of johns makes up his head you are dead to him. Nothing gets to him. HE BE DA KING OF DUMB.  less
    Last post by RosieG - January 2, 2020
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  • I wish to LODGE A COMPLAINT! Why am I limited to one ASKER'S PICK on a thread? I often get more than one AWESOME answer on a thread. SO?

    You try to choose between TWO or MORE AWESOME ANSWERS and see how much YOU like it?So why not make ASKER'S PICK unlimited? Who is gonna hurt to do that?
    Last post by Element 99 - January 3, 2020
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  • So the don of johns inadvertently did a good thing. Highered the age of legal smoking from 18 to 21. Who thinks 18 year olds won't smoke?

    Last post by Slartibartfast - January 3, 2020
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  • Ignorance is curable. Dumb is forever. D'ya know what dumb is?

    Dumb is being presented with irrefutable FACTS PROOF EVIDENCE and discounting it/ignoring it/labeling it false.That is as DUMB as they come and the entire don of johns "partisan po...  moreDumb is being presented with irrefutable FACTS PROOF EVIDENCE and discounting it/ignoring it/labeling it false.That is as DUMB as they come and the entire don of johns "partisan political party" is DUMB. Incurably dumb. Dumbbunnies clinging to a fantasy delusion as if their lives depended upon it. Promulgating dumb. Going out on a limb and doing ILLEGAL things and lying denying to shore up their abject DUMB. Dumb rules and rocks and rolls for all of them. Dumb now dumb tomorrow dumb forever.That's "the best people" that the don of johns could assemble. The dumbest of the dumb inspire him to continue on in his quest for world dominion. Intellectually it's funny as he**. Otherly it's scary as he**.  less
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  • Why is oil the only thing that turns on world leaders and coveting it is the prime directive? Why not invade Africa for its diamonds?

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  • Who is the biggest wackadoodle crackpot so-called "leader" in the world currently? Why d'ya think so?

    Last post by RosieG - January 2, 2020
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  • Winning is everything. How means nothing. Was it always like that? Did homo saps start out good and devolve into what we are today?

    Liars cheaters betrayers
    Last post by Shuhak - January 3, 2020
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  • How many plates are the D.C. clumsy incompetents juggling simultaneously? What happens when they all crash and shatter at once?

    Whom should we most fear attacking us?RussiaChinaNorth KoreaIranSaudi Arabia (the 9/11 murderers instigators facilitators enablers)OtherWhat friends do we have left who will come t...  moreWhom should we most fear attacking us?RussiaChinaNorth KoreaIranSaudi Arabia (the 9/11 murderers instigators facilitators enablers)OtherWhat friends do we have left who will come to our aid or is it that we are so majestic and strong we don't need anyone? WE ARE SUPREME. WE ARE SUPERIOR. WE ARE INVINCIBLE. per the don of johns.Stay tuned. This could be entertaining. Watching the erratic braindead ants under the thumb of don of johns skitter hither and yon traveling to stir up trouble everywhere they go. What a motley crew.  less
    Last post by RosieG - January 3, 2020
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  • Some ask for or just take what they want. Others wait to be invited/offered. Are the takers the "leaders"?

    Does taking indicate strength while waiting to be invited indicate weakness? Or is strength in not taking what you have not been offered?Must leaders be crass cruel selfish arrogan...  moreDoes taking indicate strength while waiting to be invited indicate weakness? Or is strength in not taking what you have not been offered?Must leaders be crass cruel selfish arrogant monomaniacal egotists?  
    Last post by RosieG - January 2, 2020
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  • I'm not quite sure what a nervous breakdown is but one must lose touch with reality. Once "cured" does it change you? Could it happen again?

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  • The fire next time? Allegedly GOD flooded the world due to the evil therein but saved Noah, his family and the ark. Are fires a portent?

    A portent of things to come.This is the way the world ends?Or will it more like end by diseases taking over with no curesCountries blowing up one another with nuclear weaponsEarthq...  moreA portent of things to come.This is the way the world ends?Or will it more like end by diseases taking over with no curesCountries blowing up one another with nuclear weaponsEarthquakes of such magnitude worldwide there will be no survivorsSomething from the sky crashing down on earth and doing irreparable damage  
    Last post by RosieG - January 4, 2020
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  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the January babies!

    Were  you late, early or on time when you were born?
    Last post by Randy D - April 29, 2020
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  • I never understood the reason why we fall in love ?

    It comes like that. With a total stranger
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  • After you meet a lover, life feels lighter

    Easier, etc etcIt does feel better after you have a lover. 
    Last post by Archerchef - January 2, 2020
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  • Trump is doing a big favor for america

    I mean, he's getting rid of the 'multiculturalism' agenda , and socialism and all that bullcrap.Remember when he 'almost' wanted to deport immigrants to their countries ? I te...  moreI mean, he's getting rid of the 'multiculturalism' agenda , and socialism and all that bullcrap.Remember when he 'almost' wanted to deport immigrants to their countries ? I tell ya many were in big fear at that time   
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  • Russia is doing it well ! Im proud of them

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  • My2cents has just given me my first warning. What the fack is the matter with people like this?

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  • Are any of you former members of The Experience Project?

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  • My girlfriends upper lip is getting so hairy she's starting to look like a Mexican Bandit.

    Tactful ways of getting her to wax or shave her upper lips/
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  • Why get married. I mean if you are getting the milk for free then why buy the cow?

    Last post by Adaydreambeliever - January 2, 2020
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  • Fill in the blanks...This guy I dated had a huge _________ and gee he knew how to ___________?

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  • I walk up to NiceJugs in a bar and say Hey babe it says in the Bible that Angels look more male that female but looking at you I doubt that

    How might she react?
    Last post by Nice Jugs - January 2, 2020
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  • Would the world be a better place if women went back to cooking and cleaning and looking after the kids?

    I think it would. 
    Last post by Bez - March 15, 2020
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  • Single ladies only: You wake up tomorrow morning and find me in your kitchen fully clothed, making you a wonderful breakfast.

    It will be made strictly to your dietary needs or preferences. What are your first thoughts?
    Last post by SpunkySenior - January 2, 2020
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  • What is the last thing you spilt?

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    Last post by Kittigate - January 2, 2020
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  • SHOULD I QUIT THIS JOB? THEY TEXTED ME AND ASKED WHY I AM NOT AT WORK TODAY. WHO EVEN KNEW WE WERE OPEN???

    I seriously had to explain to these people that I had no idea we were open on New Year's Day.  Why would we be?  I had no appointments and they said I did.  I checked.
    Last post by my2cents - January 3, 2020
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  • Have you made up any new jokes in the New Year yet?

    I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with ...  moreI just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with your beer (tables have legs). Cheers and Happy New Year!    
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  • You wake up tomorrow morning and find me naked and in bed with you. What would be your first thought?

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