Once I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and ... moreOnce I was walking down the road caring my wood splinting maul and minding my own business when a cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing. So I pointed to the gas station and said - I'm just going down to Petro Scam - Petro Scam is what the local yokels call Petro Can because of it's high prices but I don't think the cop knew that and he started thinking I had some kind of beef with them. Then he asked me what was with the axe and I said - it's not an axe it's a wood splitting maul then he said what ever what's the difference so I started to take the sock off the head of the maul to show him. His Glock hand seemed to be getting mighty itchy so I stopped and started telling him the whole story. Which was one of my Fairwinds ground keeping customers was picking me up at Petro Can and I was going to her house to split up a cord of fir firewood. Then I told him that since she only has a wood chopping axe I bring my wood splitting maul. His Glock hand still seemed a bit itc... less
~ just under three minutes of serenity, especially from the 0:35 second mark to the end~ "The Dream of the Dolphin" Enigma - from their "The Cross of ... more~ just under three minutes of serenity, especially from the 0:35 second mark to the end~ "The Dream of the Dolphin" Enigma - from their "The Cross of Changes : Enigma 2"
Here’s some of mine:”I know I was born and I know that I’ll die, the in between is mine, I am mine.””Is something wrong? she saidOf course there isYou... moreHere’s some of mine:”I know I was born and I know that I’ll die, the in between is mine, I am mine.””Is something wrong? she saidOf course there isYou’re still alive she saidOh and do I deserve to be?Is that the question?And if so, if soWho answers? Who answers?Oh ho I’m still alive...”
"Randy D is mine, all mine, see? He's mine, do you understand? Don't you ever let me see you show up around him batting your eyelashes and using proper grammar w... more "Randy D is mine, all mine, see? He's mine, do you understand? Don't you ever let me see you show up around him batting your eyelashes and using proper grammar while carrying a tray of sandwiches and a sack full of tildes again, or there's going to be trouble! Grrrrrrrr!"~
(Soap opera announcer's voiceover): Will Randy D react badly when he finds the effeminate repast in his lunch pail?Can Shelley ever forgive herself for slighting her man in such a ... more(Soap opera announcer's voiceover): Will Randy D react badly when he finds the effeminate repast in his lunch pail?Can Shelley ever forgive herself for slighting her man in such a cruel way?
Is this the straw that will break the camel's back and drive Randy D to an early grave?Will the pregnancy test come back positive, even though Shelley used Saran Wrap in a very interesting way?How could a loving woman betray her man Randy D in this manner, unless of course she's not very loving at all?Does Shelley have an ulterior motive in mind and is only faking shock and surprise?Has this list gotten long enough, or do you want more? Is Shelley so cute and pretty that it doesn't matter to Randy D whatever she does?Tune in tomorrow for yet another thrilling episode of "As the Sandwich Spreads"!~ less
Or am I an oddball on this? I miss the days of base stealers, contact hitters, more people on base, less strikeouts. All adding excitement and drama to the game. Now it’s vir... moreOr am I an oddball on this? I miss the days of base stealers, contact hitters, more people on base, less strikeouts. All adding excitement and drama to the game. Now it’s virtually a home run, strike out, or a walk. Fewer balls in play. Less drama. To me there’s a few factors that contribute. During the steroid era home runs were at an all time high, exluding last season which set a single season home run record. This brough fans back to the game and drove attendance rates higher. Since then we see an emphasis on walks and home runs in major league players and their development. Almost extinct are contact hitters who hit .300or better and hit for doubles and triples. Almost extinct is small ball— moving runners over, putting together multiple hits, stealing bases. This has really been the case since these “super nerds” who honestly don’t know a darn thing about baseball who invented this “sabermetrics crap. Gone are scouts who judge on talent and potential by seeing peop... less
