the way they’re spelled is concerned, yet they’re pronounced differently. Now if your name is Steven, on the other hand, it is pronounced with the same ending soun... morethe way they’re spelled is concerned, yet they’re pronounced differently. Now if your name is Steven, on the other hand, it is pronounced with the same ending sound as even, so why isn’t the number 7 pronounced as sevan to match Evan? Don’t get me started on Stephan. Evan — sevenEven — StevenStephan — chiffonI hate the English language. Grrrrrrrr. ~
What things do you say when you greet or people ,guests depart or meet you...Many many ask how you are and you might have only seen them the day before..
Answer: it doesn’t matter when it’s the first thing that hits your nose as you open the door of the hotel room you’ve just rented! I even asked the staff fo... moreAnswer: it doesn’t matter when it’s the first thing that hits your nose as you open the door of the hotel room you’ve just rented! I even asked the staff for a different room, I was informed that unfortunately due to the tropical weather, humidity lingers inside all of the rooms, so the only people who even notice the odors are those who arrive from outer climates. The local people have just become so accustomed to it that they don’t notice it as abnormal. Sure enough, the second and third rooms they allowed me to poke my head into had the same aroma. The open-air areas of the hotel, such as the lobby, the restaurant, etc, do not suffer that plight, only the rooms and meeting areas, because they remain closed up for more than half the day every day. ~ less
Mine are: mini bar, shoe shine service, air conditioning, Gideon Bible*, local telephone calls**, blow dryer, adult movie options, coffeemaker***.*To be fair, this doesn't truly be... moreMine are: mini bar, shoe shine service, air conditioning, Gideon Bible*, local telephone calls**, blow dryer, adult movie options, coffeemaker***.*To be fair, this doesn't truly belong in the ‘never’ column, because once about twenty years ago or so when I was staying in a hotel room, I cracked one open.
**Once again, decades ago I’m sure I may have used a hotel phone to make a local call. ***Please don’t tell Just Asking; I would rather not hear all the nagging again. Sheesh.~ less
I surely do - - Dwight Yoakam's "Come On Christmas"this song, immediately in my first hearing, became one of my top Christmas songs to go to --
it's such a downer but Dwight makes ... moreI surely do - - Dwight Yoakam's "Come On Christmas"this song, immediately in my first hearing, became one of my top Christmas songs to go to --
it's such a downer but Dwight makes me feel great about it all(if you don't listen , at least check out the lyrics. :)EDIT: GREAT trumpet parts in here, too
Come on ChristmasPlease take me awayKeep me hidden safe'Til January's second dayCome on ChristmasCome on NoelI'll wrap myself up in the cheerThat's so abundantThis time of yearCome on ChristmasCome on NoelInstrumentalEven though it's just SeptemberI can forget to rememberAll the empty nightsStill in my wayCome on ChristmasEmbrace me with some joy'Til the last few lonely momentsOf this year have been destroyedCome on ChristmasCome on NoelI'll just let visions of the seasonBlind these worn-out sightsStill in my mindCome on ChristmasCome on NoelCome on Christmas...
Overheard between an airline passenger and a flight attendant:
Would you like something to drink?
Yes, do you have tomato juice?
We certainly do, I’ll bring you a glass of it... moreOverheard between an airline passenger and a flight attendant:
Would you like something to drink?
Yes, do you have tomato juice?
We certainly do, I’ll bring you a glass of it, ok?
Wait, what is the temperature, please?
Excuse me?
What’s the temperature?
The temperature here in the aircraft or the temperature at our destination?
No, the temperature of the tomato juice.
The tomato juice.
Yes, the tomato juice.
Are you asking whether it’s chilled or at room temperature?
No, I’m asking what is the actual temperature in degrees of the juice itself, not the can or the bottle, not even the plastic cup, but the juice.
You’re kidding, right? Is this a joke?
I’m not joking.
You truly cannot be serious.
I am serious. I need to know if it’s the right temperature before I drink it.
Well, I suppose I could tell you that it’s chilled, but I have no way of gauging the exact temperature in degrees.
I thought this is one of the top airlines in the world.
Liste... less
What’s the statute of limitations on a crime like that?
(She’ll try to defend her miserable hide by saying that I liked it or that I asked for it. I&rsquo... more What’s the statute of limitations on a crime like that?
(She’ll try to defend her miserable hide by saying that I liked it or that I asked for it. I’m including that in my civil lawsuit.)~
Rules:
1. Surnames excluded2. Any language may be used3. If ya put Vegemite, avocado or mayo on my sammich, I’ll cut ya4. Other than ‘a’, no letter can be ... more
Rules:
1. Surnames excluded2. Any language may be used3. If ya put Vegemite, avocado or mayo on my sammich, I’ll cut ya4. Other than ‘a’, no letter can be used more than once per name5. No slang, no nicknames, no initials6. No cheating off of each other’s papers7. Have fun
I need to go take a trump.He was at a bar for 10 hours and got trump-faced.I don't give a trump.What a trumphead.I'm no longer going to take any trump from you.
In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed ... moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!
