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  • If they existed what would HEAVEN be like in your imagination and what would HE** be like?

    In a long ago Twilight Zone a guy dies and finds he is in his idea of heaven. Everything thing he ever wanted is available to him 24/7. He is denied nothing. Day after day after da...  moreIn a long ago Twilight Zone a guy dies and finds he is in his idea of heaven. Everything thing he ever wanted is available to him 24/7. He is denied nothing. Day after day after day after day. All the same. No wants unfillled. He begins to tire of it. The sameness is boring to him. He asks the 'caretaker' who shows up from time to time to get him out of there. He is tired of heaven.Of course it wasn't heaven he was in...it was he**.Now imagine having everything you ever wanted forever after? Would you tire of it?  less
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  • You are given an opportunity to become the smartest human being who ever lived. But it will be temporary. Do you accept or pass it up? Why?

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  • Well by now you know that impeached is in residence at his palace Mar a Lago in Palm Beach. TWO WEEK VACATION! He deserves it don't he?

    I'm betting he won't be taking a vacation from tweeting though. Wouldn't it be nice if he gifted the nation/world with SILENCE for two weeks? No press. No interviews. Invisible. Si...  moreI'm betting he won't be taking a vacation from tweeting though. Wouldn't it be nice if he gifted the nation/world with SILENCE for two weeks? No press. No interviews. Invisible. Silent. Gone?  
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  • HOT DAWG! CHALK UP ONE FOR THE SUPREMES! SCOTUS DOES HAVE A HEART! SURPRISED?

    SCOTUS refused/declined to hear a case preventing people from sleeping or camping outside in public places. The case would allow officers to give tickets to them and kick them out....  moreSCOTUS refused/declined to hear a case preventing people from sleeping or camping outside in public places. The case would allow officers to give tickets to them and kick them out.Rather than comply with that evil wicked heartless plan they deferred it to the9th Circuit Court who had ruled it is a Constitutional RIGHT for people to sleep/camp outside in public places if there is no shelter available to them. In other words for you very slow learners. It is UNCONSTITUTIONAL to prevent people from sleeping/camping outdoors in public places. Get it?So much for the hoity toity SOB wealthy who have multiple mansions in which to sleep but would love to deny the homeless any place at all. It offends them you see. Shove it up their butts. That's what the Supremes done did. Good for them. I have hopes now that perhaps sanity can rule and not the perverted partisan propaganda politics. A black eye for impeached fer shure. He don't want no lousy homeless to be observable. He don't want anything to spoil his view. He is suc...    less
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  • Don’t you just love hash brown potatoes?

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  • "MICHIGAN AND MINNESOTA AMONG LATEST STATES TO SAY THEY WILL CONTINUE WELCOMING REFUGEES". Kick in the a** of impeached?

    Slap in the face of impeached?All his self-aggrandizing rallies in Michigan mean sh**. No one pays any attention to him except the rally goers. Otherwise he is just white noise. Wo...  moreSlap in the face of impeached?All his self-aggrandizing rallies in Michigan mean sh**. No one pays any attention to him except the rally goers. Otherwise he is just white noise. Worthless. Ignorable.Good ta know. Michigan is my home state. I wuz gonna write it off due to the impeached rally but now I know they are all there is for him. A stockyard full of toady sycophants. The state itself is honorable and ignores him. HURRAY!  
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  • Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away what happened?

    What's the best scifi movie you ever sawy?The best scifi story you ever read?Which one would you have liked to have written?Why?
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  • Tricky Dicky. Dump trump. Nix on Nixon. I like Ike. What's your favorite putdown of any politician? Your favorite put up?

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  • It's kinda cheeky and tricky giving advice to anyone especially strangers. Even so here goes. As you age sharpen your sense of humor. WHY?

    Trust me on this. It will be your lifeline to keeping sane in an insane world. It's the one thing you dare not ignore. Remember. Laughter is the best medicine. It is also the only ...  moreTrust me on this. It will be your lifeline to keeping sane in an insane world. It's the one thing you dare not ignore. Remember. Laughter is the best medicine. It is also the only thing no one can take away from you. Your ability to find the funny.  
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  • Once you "cast your fate with the wind" and go all in for someone are you stuck there or can you change your mind? Ever do so?

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  • The evangelical community went all in when they adulated venerated and worshippied impeached. They got nuthin' left but him. GRIM?

    They will go down with him. They will not abandon him. Or will they?Is CHRISTIANITY TODAY the Marines who hit the beaches first to clear the way for all the others?Or is it an anom...  moreThey will go down with him. They will not abandon him. Or will they?Is CHRISTIANITY TODAY the Marines who hit the beaches first to clear the way for all the others?Or is it an anomaly? An island of truth? A singularity?  
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  • I wonder what the cost will be to CHRISTIANITY TODAY? Breaking ranks with the evangelical community will put them out of business?

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  • Speaking TRUTH TO POWER should not be such an earth-shaking event. "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ON". Finally. What happens next?

    Do the adoring worshippers of impeached cancel their subscriptions to CHRISTIANITY TODAY for speaking up and out and admitting the truth? What will become of that truth-speaking pu...  moreDo the adoring worshippers of impeached cancel their subscriptions to CHRISTIANITY TODAY for speaking up and out and admitting the truth? What will become of that truth-speaking publication and the people who stood up and spoke up?I dunno. Let's see what happens. Because we know impeached will not tolerate any defections. He will track and find and destroy. SIGH.  
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  • Theoretically allegedly we ought to be able to control our reactions to what we experience. Are you able to successfully do that?

    Anything you experienced that scared you? Ever lose complete control? Over what and for how long?
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  • Which emotion do you feel most intensely? Which does more harm to the person experiencing it? Which do you least enjoy experiencing?

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  • Would you like to be able to control everything you experience? Would that enrich your life or make it "less than"?

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  • How do you react to limitations set by others? Fight them or work within them by simply acceptin and adjusting?

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  • What would our world be like without comedians? I think Alec Baldwin should win a NOBEL PRIZE for best impersonation of younohoo. Don't you?

    Geez if Alec won that frost the shorts of younohoo bigly.
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  • Would you buy my THC products if they were named "Sex Pot?"

    Our slogan: "Something for everyone!"
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  • Do you have a favorite song from Pink Floyd's "The Wall" album?

    I like the whole album but, by far, my favorite song is "Comfortably Numb"I find it flawlessAnd the lyrics crawl right into me; and the song leads up so perfectly to me to the fina...  moreI like the whole album but, by far, my favorite song is "Comfortably Numb"I find it flawlessAnd the lyrics crawl right into me; and the song leads up so perfectly to me to the final words -- so beautiful and sad to me :)When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpseOut of the corner of my eye
    I turned to look but it was goneI cannot put my finger on it nowThe child is grownThe dream is goneAnd I have become comfortably numb  
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  • What if both you and Randy D got as drunk as two skunks last night, you just woke up in his bed and you don’t remember a thing?

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  • Why do you confuse me?

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  • Johnny or bobby?

    A) Bobby

    B) Johnny 
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  • Did the angel of hell fall during the "anno domini" era, or “before Christ" era?

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  • Post a song that Drunk chick at the bar always gets up and dances to. You know, THAT drunk chick.

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  • What do you usually bring to a potluck?

    We did this potluck lunch thing at work today, which stressed me out Cos I can’t cook.. at all. So I made this Mexican layer dip ( no cooking, just slapping stuff together) a...  moreWe did this potluck lunch thing at work today, which stressed me out Cos I can’t cook.. at all. So I made this Mexican layer dip ( no cooking, just slapping stuff together) and everyone loved it the most. So I’m the queen of potlucking now.   
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  • What do want waiting for you under the tree?

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  • Is there anything wrong with this magazine cover?

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  • What is something you just can't grasp?

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  • Are you ready for Kwanchristmafestikkah?

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  • The apple never falls far from the apple tree. The donjohnjr jacka** never falls far from tne Impeached jacka** tree. Nifty?

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  • Do you think that the jokes I write about Donald Trump are getting to him?

    A week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to flush toilets 10 times - I said I don't have to flush my toilet 10X but maybe Trump does because his poop is so full o...  moreA week or so ago I made a joke about Trump saying you have to flush toilets 10 times - I said I don't have to flush my toilet 10X but maybe Trump does because his poop is so full of trans fat their unsinkable. At his Michigan rally Trump was going on about toilets again and he said you have to flush toilets 10X then he pointed to himself and said - I  don't but you do. I like to think it was because he was embarrassed about my joke about his un sinkable poops. Cheers!   
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  • There are LOTS of songs only played during the Christmas holiday time. Can you name ONE that doesn't have a Chrtistmas theme?

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  • What's your favorite dish? Who makes it best? Wouldja share the recipe?

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  • Does it take you a long time to switch from one mood/mode to another or are you lightening fast quick speedy?

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  • Slow down you move too fast. Gotta make the moment last. Calm down. Relax. Kick back. Mellow out. Have you?

    So how does your mellow self track with your usual tiger/tigress?
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  • If you could stay in one place for eternity where would it be? The most beautiful country according to you is?

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  • Arm's length and detached we see D.C. is an ant village trapped in glass with ants scurrying hither and yon. Do they know they're trapped?

    No Exit unless the village is dropped and the glass breaks then all they little ants are free to roam on their own.Alas. What if the glass never breaks? Do they die there and stay ...  moreNo Exit unless the village is dropped and the glass breaks then all they little ants are free to roam on their own.Alas. What if the glass never breaks? Do they die there and stay there foreverly?  
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  • I wondered if Impeached and his family have any specific yearly family traditions they repeat at Christmas?

    Do they leave cookies and milk out for Santa? I guess the grandkids are young enough to want to make sure that Santa doesn't go hungry.I wonder if the entire family gathers togethe...  moreDo they leave cookies and milk out for Santa? I guess the grandkids are young enough to want to make sure that Santa doesn't go hungry.I wonder if the entire family gathers together in the White House so on Christmas morning they can all scurry to the Christmas Tree and open all the presents?  
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  • I wonder if Impeached has finished all his Christmas shopping? What gifts has he gotten for all his loved ones? Is he generous or cheap?

    I wonder what gift his wife Melania can expect from him and he does all the shopping and choosing personally or does he pay a shopper?
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  • I wonder if Impeached has finished all his Christmas shopping? What gifts has he gotten for all his loved ones? Is he generous or cheap?

    I wonder what gift his wife Melania can expect from him and he does all the shopping and choosing personally or does he pay a shopper?
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  • "IMPEACHMENT" is etched engraved forever on the deadhead forehead. He can't buy/lie/extort/pardon his way out. JUSTICE?

    He can't silence intimidate cajole beg grovel bellycrawl demand command insist order it gone. He can't cut it out.He is now and will forever be IMPEACHED.  The IMPEACHED donal...  moreHe can't silence intimidate cajole beg grovel bellycrawl demand command insist order it gone. He can't cut it out.He is now and will forever be IMPEACHED.  The IMPEACHED donaldjohntrump. donaldjohntrumpIMPEACHED. Part of him forever more.  
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  • The why? Apparently allgegedly Putin TOLD the deadhead that it was Ukraine what done the meddling not Russia. Oh. So PUTIN SAID SO?

    Of course a hostile foreign enemy who was head of KGB is very much to be trusted over one's own country's intelligence agencies. 17 of them as I recall. American citizens who swear...  moreOf course a hostile foreign enemy who was head of KGB is very much to be trusted over one's own country's intelligence agencies. 17 of them as I recall. American citizens who swear an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America cannot be trusted. But the head of a country who wants nothing more than to weaken the United States and use its "head" as .lapdog puppet is to be believed.Of course. We understand deadhead why you had no choice but to believe your puppetmaster.We get it. You had no choice. We get it. You had no choice. We get it.  less
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  • Even some in the GOP want deadhead to apologize for his attack on Dingell. BACKLASH ANYONE?

    So his own ilk are telling him to apologize.What are the odds of that?Will those own ilk become a target too?You betchure bippy.He do not accept any criticism from anyone for anyth...  moreSo his own ilk are telling him to apologize.What are the odds of that?Will those own ilk become a target too?You betchure bippy.He do not accept any criticism from anyone for anything without uglifying hisself to the extreme end of disgusting. Which is what he is 24/7.Carry on deadhead. Keep your insults coming. Everyone is watching/listening. You are so impressive. Didja know that? The more you attack the more your adoring worshippers love the he** outta ya. You know the score. Attack attack insult attack attack insult insult attack smirk attack attack insult attack smirk attack attack insult smirk.  less
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  • The deadhead is gunning for YOU Evangelicals and coming for you. He slammed CHRISTIANITY TODAY for not kissing his a**. You do don'tcha?

    The magazine was originally founded by Billy Graham.The editorial sez it is due to his PROFOUNDLY IMMORAL ACTIONS.Now you can tell that magazine to go to he** and keep your sucking...  moreThe magazine was originally founded by Billy Graham.The editorial sez it is due to his PROFOUNDLY IMMORAL ACTIONS.Now you can tell that magazine to go to he** and keep your sucking up to deadead and even double down on it! Elsewise you might be gunned down or run down by the deadhead or his attack puppies. Be afraid EVANGELICALS. BE VERY AFRAID. You too could be exterminated if you don't disavow GOD and don't choose to cling unto the deadhead tighter.Oh my gosh. This is BIG.  
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  • EVANGELICAL MAGAZINE CALLS FOR THE REMOVAL OF DEADHEAD. Trouble in paradise?

    The choice you have?Choose between your RELIGION or the deadhead.Y'all have already made that hoice haven't you? You choose deadhead loud and clear forever after. God doesn't need ...  moreThe choice you have?Choose between your RELIGION or the deadhead.Y'all have already made that hoice haven't you? You choose deadhead loud and clear forever after. God doesn't need you. The deadhead do. So you're gonna stick to the head that's dead and let GOD move on away from you because you've moved away from HIM the moment you embraced the head of dead.  
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  • "Sarah Sanders mocks Biden for stuttering. Sarah Sanders apologizes for mocking Biden". Net value is ZERO then right? Worthless ain't she?

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  • Do you want more cow?

    Apparently cousin Gotcha does...
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  • I'd like to be wealthy enough to be independent of the craven vile evil wackadoodle deadhead's decisions. You too?

    If the head drastically steals money from social security, kills Medicare then our days are numbered.However If we were independent of the inane insane machinations of the wackadoo...  moreIf the head drastically steals money from social security, kills Medicare then our days are numbered.However If we were independent of the inane insane machinations of the wackadooddle deadhead prez that would be very comforting. Are you independent or dependent on his sanity? Condolences to all of us if that be the case.  
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  • If your heart mind soul spirit isn't in a lie but you tell it just to pacify do you get a "pass"?

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