*Kermit the Frog of Muppets' fame. His gal pal was Miss Piggy. Wonder if they ever got married off camera? Hope they are living happily ever after. I mean frog and a pig fall... more*Kermit the Frog of Muppets' fame. His gal pal was Miss Piggy. Wonder if they ever got married off camera? Hope they are living happily ever after. I mean frog and a pig fall in love. What are they supposed to do? Fuggeddaboutit because they are different animal speciesl"? Any babies would be frigs or progs. Kinda cute.
It is exacerbated by liars telling whoppers and insisting that their "alternative facts" are the only truth that matters. Ya hafta be very agile and adept to keep up with all of it... moreIt is exacerbated by liars telling whoppers and insisting that their "alternative facts" are the only truth that matters. Ya hafta be very agile and adept to keep up with all of it. Go with the flow. Bend so you don't break. Accept the unacceptable so you don't become a target. Pretend. Who will know but you?
Earlier US House Republicans found "no evidence" of Russian meddling in US prez election. House or Senate? One of them is lying. Let's see. Could it be the House replete with louse... moreEarlier US House Republicans found "no evidence" of Russian meddling in US prez election. House or Senate? One of them is lying. Let's see. Could it be the House replete with louses (lice?) led by lapdog toady puppet sycophantic Devin Nunes? Any reason to suspect they lied bigly to protect the guilty? Or is it the august Senate that lied because they are colluding with the rest of world to take down a man they despise so their report is all based on lies? You get to choose which report to believe. Aren't you lucky? This is amurrica after all. Ya got choices. :( less
June 14, 1946 Day King don was born1903 Milwaukee, Wisconsin Year and place Harley-Davidson was bornA tricky guarantee c... moreJune 14, 1946 Day King don was born1903 Milwaukee, Wisconsin Year and place Harley-Davidson was bornA tricky guarantee considering how time works.
I went looking for Trump jokes, but founde alot fever than he deserve. Lets make a looong list. ------------------------------------------------------Donald Trump and ... more I went looking for Trump jokes, but founde alot fever than he deserve. Lets make a looong list. ------------------------------------------------------Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like." ------------------------------------------------------God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!""Very well," says God. ... less
King don also said that asylum seekers "infested"the borders. Is that "infested" the same or different from the MS13 INFESTATION? Do Moms and toddlers and babies and teens infest t... moreKing don also said that asylum seekers "infested"the borders. Is that "infested" the same or different from the MS13 INFESTATION? Do Moms and toddlers and babies and teens infest the same or differently? Half-vast info like this is not helpful. We need all the details and the locations and the size and the dates of the infestatious folks. Incomplete half-vast info can do more harm than good. Ya know?
For a guy who has something to say about everyone and everything who suddenly clams up about the BIGGEST THING? Very strange that the Twitter guy hasn't sent blistering tweets slam... moreFor a guy who has something to say about everyone and everything who suddenly clams up about the BIGGEST THING? Very strange that the Twitter guy hasn't sent blistering tweets slamming Michael Cohen up one side and down the other for his battle words. "Family and country come first". What noive! That surely deserves a big takedown putdown showdown slamdown smackdown crackdown. To let it lie is foreign to the tweeter. He will explode in rage and let it rip. When oh when might we expect it?
King don doesn't. He ignores The Constitution when it is convenient and invokes it in words only when he wants to sound very patriotic and presidential. It doesn't. The Constitutio... moreKing don doesn't. He ignores The Constitution when it is convenient and invokes it in words only when he wants to sound very patriotic and presidential. It doesn't. The Constitution means nothing to him so why should it mean anything to any appointee? The only THING he will demand is complete obedience in all things. Never cross the King. Always agree with him. Render decisions that have been pre-approved by King don. A rubber-stamp. A mini-him. SIGH.
The degree to which Facebook was a receptacle for lies and fake and phony and devious and deceitful seems to be endless. Witting or un the investigation isn't over and done for Mar... moreThe degree to which Facebook was a receptacle for lies and fake and phony and devious and deceitful seems to be endless. Witting or un the investigation isn't over and done for Mark Zuckerberg. Bet he wishes he had paid better attention sooner about exactly how his baby was being used by foreigners to hack an election and skew it, sway it, redirect it. Too late now.
Education doesn't turn dumb into intelligent. A person who has a degree isn't scary unless the person who has one is very smart. The "educated" dumb with degrees are lovable aren't... moreEducation doesn't turn dumb into intelligent. A person who has a degree isn't scary unless the person who has one is very smart. The "educated" dumb with degrees are lovable aren't they? Nothing intimidating about them. They brag about their degrees but between thee and me we all know this...they may have memorized some facts but have no clue what they mean or what to do with them. Jolly good thing too, right?
Scott Pruitt has used his GOVERNMENT PAID FOR security detail to go to various Ritz Carlson Hotels in search of their superduper special MOISTURIZING LOTION! To give hi... moreScott Pruitt has used his GOVERNMENT PAID FOR security detail to go to various Ritz Carlson Hotels in search of their superduper special MOISTURIZING LOTION! To give him that soft supple skin that is so desirable in girly men. Would YOUR GUY go hotel hopping in search of the PERFECT LOTION for himself? Nothing wrong with that if you are a girly man. Would a man's man or a woman's man do that? I dunno. I'm just asking.
