It is a little longer read, but you will like it - I promise.
... moreIt is a little longer read, but you will like it - I promise.
Gary Storts
August 9, 2015 · Nashville, TN
So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I inve... less
What is the difference in that and being deaf dumb blind? Why waste sight and hearing on those who bast**dize it refute it deny it lie about it? It is a mockery of reality not a su... moreWhat is the difference in that and being deaf dumb blind? Why waste sight and hearing on those who bast**dize it refute it deny it lie about it? It is a mockery of reality not a substantiation of it.
Knowledge is powerIgnorance is blissA stitch in time saves nineBenign neglect often works bestTo know him is to love himMystery enhances desireStill waters run deepGo with the flow... moreKnowledge is powerIgnorance is blissA stitch in time saves nineBenign neglect often works bestTo know him is to love himMystery enhances desireStill waters run deepGo with the flowSleep on it. The answer will come to you.Act on it. Timing is everything.The early bird gets the wormThe night has a thousand eyesA watched pot never boilsThe proof of the pudding is in the eatingNeither a borrower nor a lender beSharing shows caringWhen the student is ready the teacher arrivesIf the soup tastes good don't check to see what's at the bottom of the potDon't throw the baby out with the bathwaterAppearances are deceivingYou can't judge a book by its coverHe is an open bookDon't do what I do do what I sayNever explain never apologize never justify never ask permission never admit never give in never give upTo the victor go the spoilsBlind devotion blind loyalty binds you to others like you less
He'll probably excoriate Angela Merkel later when he is safely away from her. He is afraid of his shadow don'tcha know. This is gonna be fun. His irate all saved up for cyberpace. ... moreHe'll probably excoriate Angela Merkel later when he is safely away from her. He is afraid of his shadow don'tcha know. This is gonna be fun. His irate all saved up for cyberpace. What a disgrace.
He does not clean up well when confronted/challenged by a very strong intelligent logical FEMALE head of state. He wilts he melts he gets all gushy swooshy gishy. Think he'll ruse ... moreHe does not clean up well when confronted/challenged by a very strong intelligent logical FEMALE head of state. He wilts he melts he gets all gushy swooshy gishy. Think he'll ruse his way out of meeting with her? Fake bonespur is acting up after a bazillion decades? He needs to start a war to deflect attention on his lack of well everything needed in a good strong effective leader? Place your bets. Fake bonespur odds?
You hang out with the good kind admirable truthful and so does that reflected glory pass on to you? Or is glory individual and vainglory collective as exemplified by 4D and the cab... moreYou hang out with the good kind admirable truthful and so does that reflected glory pass on to you? Or is glory individual and vainglory collective as exemplified by 4D and the cabal et al?VAINGLORY"Excessive elation or ride over ones own achievements, boastful vanities. Empty pomp or show. Ostentation".4D and his cabal et al are vainglorious. Vain and INGLORIOUSINGLORIOUS"Shameful disgraceful"Dishonorable. Ignominious.
Since I never have a destination in mind I'm never disappointed about where I end up. That way I can't lose. Wish all our lives were like that but of course that is an impossibility. Right?
It can start off as simply as finding a penny and escalate into great as the day progresses. I wonder why it goes in flows? Also it isn't something you have any control over. It ei... moreIt can start off as simply as finding a penny and escalate into great as the day progresses. I wonder why it goes in flows? Also it isn't something you have any control over. It either is or isn't. No mister in-between!Will today be a serendipitous day for thee?How long has it been since you heard from a very dear long-time friend? Perhaps today will be the day! Good luck and to that end be bathed in joy. Frolic about in it. Try to share some of it with others. What could it hurt right?
D'ya like ta be center stage taking on all comers and beating the crap outta them?D'ya like to engage in substantive civil conversation?D'ya like to be LEFT ALONE?
You are patriotic IF AND ONLY IF you support whatever 4D sez/doez WITHOUT QUESTION.NO EXCEPTIONS.Which means your primary allegiance is to Vlad Putin/Russia/Despot Dictators/FASCIS... moreYou are patriotic IF AND ONLY IF you support whatever 4D sez/doez WITHOUT QUESTION.NO EXCEPTIONS.Which means your primary allegiance is to Vlad Putin/Russia/Despot Dictators/FASCISTS.Anyone who doesn't know this hasn't been paying attention. Vodka. Borscht. Caviar. Siberia. Murdering dissidents. Meddling in everything anything anytime all the time.Ballet RusseDr. ZivagoThe Brothers KARAMAZOV"Russia if you're listening....."He said he didn't do it AND I BELIEVE HIMCZARRussian RyeRussian RiverMoscow on the HudsonMoscow mitch son of an itchMoscow Mule less
A big bored orange blob sitting with his fingertips touching each other his legs spread apart like a teenager trying to look intelligent and failing miserably as usual. More to com... moreA big bored orange blob sitting with his fingertips touching each other his legs spread apart like a teenager trying to look intelligent and failing miserably as usual. More to come. Betcha can hardly wait.
Allegedly apparently some phone call logs show devin nunes calling and being called by rudyg. Same logs show rudyg calling an "unknown" White House recipient late at night. One can... moreAllegedly apparently some phone call logs show devin nunes calling and being called by rudyg. Same logs show rudyg calling an "unknown" White House recipient late at night. One can guess who that "unknown" someone might be.Getting back to nunes. He is the ranking member of a committee dealing with the Ukraine BRIBERY/EXTORTION thingy that will bring 4D down to his knees and out of a job. If devin nunes was alsoinvolved in it, knew about it, participated in it and said nothing about it to his committee how much trouble could he be in? Colluding conspiring with the 4D cabal et al while attacking witnesses who testified under oath is criminal isn't it? Will his a** be nailed to the wall along with the 4D and his cabal et al? One wonders about how far YOU are willing to let things go to preserve the a** of a jacka** and the maggots who service him. I guess we will find out. less
Why do constant parade rainers/PARTY POOPERS/miserably unhappy homo saps insist on going out and about ruining as many people's days as they possibly can? Propenents of miser... moreWhy do constant parade rainers/PARTY POOPERS/miserably unhappy homo saps insist on going out and about ruining as many people's days as they possibly can? Propenents of misery loves company? Anyone believe that crap?
You go to dinner with friends. Some order the same meal. Exact opposite reactions. Is it tastebuds temperament personality? Some are appreciative and enjoy it and others do nothing... moreYou go to dinner with friends. Some order the same meal. Exact opposite reactions. Is it tastebuds temperament personality? Some are appreciative and enjoy it and others do nothing but complain. Never satisfied always looking for the defect chink Achilles Heel. I wonder if anything ever makes them happy satisfied content?
Most of you know I work in a spa as a massage therapist. I am pretty good. I do not think of myself as some great doctor or anything, but I get along with people ... moreMost of you know I work in a spa as a massage therapist. I am pretty good. I do not think of myself as some great doctor or anything, but I get along with people and most people leave my room feeling happy and want to see me again. I am a good sales person. I make sure I can make as much money for the spa as possible. But, I keep getting these nagging messages from the Owner saying stupid nitpicking things. Instead of complimenting me on the many compliments I get and being grateful for my contributions, which I NEVER HEAR A WORD ABOUT, I hear things like someone saying something on line about me that I cannot defend because it is my word against someone who cannot say it to the spa but must TWEET about it? Come on. If this happened a lot, I would worry. It doesn't. BUT? Every time it does, I have to get some stupid note saying someone said the CBD oil massage didn't work or something stupid like that. What do I do? QUIT? G... less
