WhatWouldJesusDoNOW the NEW AND IMPROVEDWhatWouldtrumpDoWhatWouldtrumpSayJesus has been dumped by trump. Makes sense. Y'all worship him as the second coming and say that GOD sent H... moreWhatWouldJesusDoNOW the NEW AND IMPROVEDWhatWouldtrumpDoWhatWouldtrumpSayJesus has been dumped by trump. Makes sense. Y'all worship him as the second coming and say that GOD sent HIM to ya! So who needs Jesus any more right? Ya got don. What more could you ever need or want? Ya know?
I have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album... moreI have met a relative of Chong from Cheech and Chong. I met him at a garage sale - he was selling a box full of vinyl records all of then were Cheech and Chong's wedding album. I asked him why he had so many of the same album and why would he sell such treasures and he told me he was related to Chong and they no longer got along which kind of blew my mind because I couldn't imagine anyone not getting along with Chong. Anyway I bought one of the records and made a clock out of it - their wedding album had a photo of Cheech and Chong sitting in a restaurant dressed as their characters (Those 2 Guys) - I installed the works of a battery powered clock on the back of the record and for the clock hands I made a couple of prop doobies. Cheers! less
After all don cheats and lies and denies and hits below the belt all the time.Who can counter his dirty filthy lying crap best without getting down and rolling in the slime scum sl... moreAfter all don cheats and lies and denies and hits below the belt all the time.Who can counter his dirty filthy lying crap best without getting down and rolling in the slime scum sludge with him?
Ya got a job ya got big bucks in the bank ya got yure extreme conservative white supremacist judges on all the benches and ya got an ego wall costing bajillions. All the rest is ch... moreYa got a job ya got big bucks in the bank ya got yure extreme conservative white supremacist judges on all the benches and ya got an ego wall costing bajillions. All the rest is chopped mystery meat and you don't give a rat's a**. Of course. We know that.
A man who fell in love with a man and married him orA man with 3 wives who is accused of multiple counts of sexual abuse by various womenYou choose. The 3-wives guy cheating ... moreA man who fell in love with a man and married him orA man with 3 wives who is accused of multiple counts of sexual abuse by various womenYou choose. The 3-wives guy cheating husband bragged about grabbing women by their privates "because they let you"I am unaware if the man who fell in love with and married a man bragged about grabbing anything
Laughter is the best medicine don'tcha know? We used to take our government seriously. Seriously. Today the gubment detests serious and always goes for the punch line to keep us la... moreLaughter is the best medicine don'tcha know? We used to take our government seriously. Seriously. Today the gubment detests serious and always goes for the punch line to keep us laughing. Jocularity hilarity is now de rigeur. Expected demanded applauded lauded. Serious has been banned banished. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. You'd better laugh OR ELSE. You don't want to know what OR ELSE means so don't ask.We don't want no lousy crybabies. Whatever comes out of dumb city d.c. laugh. What they say/do laugh your troubles away. Whenever you see them wherever they are laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh your a**es off.Soon you will be laughing automatically 24/7. That will exhaust you sufficiently so you will pass out and hopefully stay passed out until the nightmare is over or you die. Whichever comes first. less
That the lawyers who were used to doing their jobs as they learned to do and the judges who decided those cases after deliberation might not want to waste any time on them knowing ... moreThat the lawyers who were used to doing their jobs as they learned to do and the judges who decided those cases after deliberation might not want to waste any time on them knowing that all the work that went into would be discarded and disregarded.Would you simply stop taking any cases that you thought would be like that?So then how is justice served? It isn't. It's screwed lewd rude due to one crude dude. PERFECT!
Apologies from him are worth sh**. After his rant and tirade and threats he thinks that will take care of things? No dogg it won't. You were totally out of line and you don't get o... moreApologies from him are worth sh**. After his rant and tirade and threats he thinks that will take care of things? No dogg it won't. You were totally out of line and you don't get off that easy. Stinky dogg. Dumb dogg. Ugly dogg. Cruel dogg. Mean dogg. Stupid dogg No one wants anything to do with you dogg. Slink off and shut up.
Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly or someone else for you gals?Ginger Rogers, Cyd Charisse or someone else for you guys?Imagine dancing with a dancing icon? Wouldn't that be LOVERLY?
There is no growth with repetition. There is no learning no stretching no discovery no advancing no progress no nuttin' honey. For many that would be a living he**. For those adori... moreThere is no growth with repetition. There is no learning no stretching no discovery no advancing no progress no nuttin' honey. For many that would be a living he**. For those adoring worshippers it is more than they ever dreamed of having. Go figger!
The don waxes so poetic about all the lives destroyed by the corruption of the democrats and their investigation s.He rages and rants and bleeds for those who were imprisoned charg... moreThe don waxes so poetic about all the lives destroyed by the corruption of the democrats and their investigation s.He rages and rants and bleeds for those who were imprisoned charged with crimes and believes they are all bogus.He stands for right in all things as determined by him and so far nothing that he didn't approve of was right by him.He will now spend 24/7 AVENGING all those poor souls who were accused none of whom did anything wrong according to him. Juries and judges will be extinct. His decisions will rule in ALL situations.This is what ye have wrought. A mighty rot ye have wrought. Was it for naught or aught? less
HE did it once so HE can do it again. Dumb city is certainly a wicked place where evil reigns supreme. OF course the wickedness was sexually depraved activities in Sodom and Gomorr... moreHE did it once so HE can do it again. Dumb city is certainly a wicked place where evil reigns supreme. OF course the wickedness was sexually depraved activities in Sodom and Gomorrah. What about politically depraved activities? Just as evil and just as worthy of destroying. And who says depraved sex isn't going on as well in dumb city. Anything goes there. Everything is okay. A thought one can contemplate in the Twilight Zone of life in these here united states.Next time the fire? I don't know. We were flooded once and will we be flooded again or will it be a different means of destruction? Which hurts less...drowning or burning to death?Will it just be focused on dumb city d.c. and palm beach the home of the great destroyer or will the entire united states be sacrificed because we tolerated it celebrated it participated in it supported it promulgated it and rejoiced in the evil? less
Or weekly BIBLE BURNINGS to toast marshmallow and make s'mores.Would Evangelicals find that remotely offensive or forgive him that since it was GOD HIMSELF who send don to save the... moreOr weekly BIBLE BURNINGS to toast marshmallow and make s'mores.Would Evangelicals find that remotely offensive or forgive him that since it was GOD HIMSELF who send don to save them?If he can do anything and not lose his base then let the games begin.
A hot babe. Arm candy. But BRILLIANT and sexy and seductive and irresistible?Now of course if don is "dead" to that it won't work. But if there is anything left of that sexually ab... moreA hot babe. Arm candy. But BRILLIANT and sexy and seductive and irresistible?Now of course if don is "dead" to that it won't work. But if there is anything left of that sexually abusive guy it could work. When do you think was the last time he "got it on" with someone? She'd have to be the age of a granddaughter of course. In her 20's. In fact a tag team of Victoria Secret models might work wonders. Maybe three of them? What real MAN could resist that? Only a wuss would turn that down.
We feel angry we feel frightened we feel all is hopeless. That saps our strength and weakens us.So we just stop doing what makes us "less then" and concentrate on a way out. Pure t... moreWe feel angry we feel frightened we feel all is hopeless. That saps our strength and weakens us.So we just stop doing what makes us "less then" and concentrate on a way out. Pure thought. Ideas. Plans. Solutions. They are out there. We just have focus all our efforts there and don't waste them on bemoaning and groaning about the way things are. Useless worthless fruitless. Enough.
For the sake of photo ops he will try to president here and there once in awhile. Elsewise otherwise he will knee-deep in exacting revenge and getting the flesh of all who ever lau... moreFor the sake of photo ops he will try to president here and there once in awhile. Elsewise otherwise he will knee-deep in exacting revenge and getting the flesh of all who ever laughed at him ridiculed him mocked him and criticized him. That is very big mountain for him to climb. Of course he won't climb it. He will get one of the chairs that automatically takes you upstrairs so you don't have to exert any effort. You just sit on your a** and let the chair do the work. He is very good at sitting on his a**. He doesn't need to be mobile at all to do his "work". I guess you could say his life is a bowl of cherries. He has found his honey pot and he gorge himself on it. All the bees he has corrupted so he is no danger from any direction. We watch in amazement at what he gets away with. When the amazement ends and the anger takes over who knows what we will do? One can only imagine! Allons enfants? less
It would be nice and just and fair and good if we but could extend that benefit to all.But what's the fun in that?Some people toy with others. Like a cat toying with a mouse. Playf... moreIt would be nice and just and fair and good if we but could extend that benefit to all.But what's the fun in that?Some people toy with others. Like a cat toying with a mouse. Playful on the surface but ever dangerous.Do you let people toy with you? For how long? Why? Do you toy with them?
A moment of conscience slipping through? One of his monkeyboys disobeying him and putting him in jeopardy? A leader from another country showing him who is boss and humiliating suf... moreA moment of conscience slipping through? One of his monkeyboys disobeying him and putting him in jeopardy? A leader from another country showing him who is boss and humiliating sufficiently to cause him grievous mental pain? Something. Anything.So far the steamroller is crushing everything in its path. The facilitators make sure it is oiled. Might there be in their midst a traitor to the cause? Et tu Brute? Not literally but figuratively? What would be the worst betrayal? Ivanka attacking him as a corrupt despicable man? Or rudyg spilling his guts and turning on him? Who would be the perfect one to take don down? less
Do get annoyed when you don't understand something? When annoyed to you always attack? Are you good or lousy at being calm polite respectful and fun to be with for others even when... moreDo get annoyed when you don't understand something? When annoyed to you always attack? Are you good or lousy at being calm polite respectful and fun to be with for others even when you don't understand what's going on?
Because they did not foresee a Corrupt executive branch thoroughly corrupting the Legislative and Judicial branches. The plan of checks and balances they thought would protect us h... moreBecause they did not foresee a Corrupt executive branch thoroughly corrupting the Legislative and Judicial branches. The plan of checks and balances they thought would protect us has failed miserably. There is NO PLAN B. In their ingenuous naivete they could not foresee a situation as the one that exists today.So navigating will be treacherous and dangerous and the roughest part is yet to be.They tried to set up a workable democracy which has lasted until now. No one knows what to do. The people who have the power to correct the flaws are flawed and corrupt. No recourse. Is insurrection all that's left? less
Whoever guesses closest to that actual number wins the prize. What prize? Well first we have to find who will the salute the flag that's raised. If no one is interested then what's... moreWhoever guesses closest to that actual number wins the prize. What prize? Well first we have to find who will the salute the flag that's raised. If no one is interested then what's the point of naming the prize?. Ya gotta have hope. Ya gotta have faith. Ya gotta believe.I'm thinking his enemies list by now is in the high thousands. He is very veryu very old and only get very older day by day by day by day. By the time he dies will he reach that magic 100,000 mark? Who knows? Nixon had a lot of enemies. I bet the don has way way way way more. Of course I don't KNOW. I'll take a crack at it. It will be whatever age he dies at multiplied by 1000! So he dies at 75 chalk up 75,000 enemies. I don't have a racing form so there is nothing there to tout me. Just a swag. What's yours? less
