Whether that's how mushrooms are farmed or not I like the analogy and bring it full bore to we the people. We are kept in the dark and fed sh** by our governments. Is that the way ... moreWhether that's how mushrooms are farmed or not I like the analogy and bring it full bore to we the people. We are kept in the dark and fed sh** by our governments. Is that the way it always was? The oppressors and the oppressed? The takers/users and the fodder for them?
Mine are: mini bar, shoe shine service, air conditioning, Gideon Bible*, local telephone calls**, blow dryer, adult movie options, coffeemaker***.*To be fair, this doesn't truly be... moreMine are: mini bar, shoe shine service, air conditioning, Gideon Bible*, local telephone calls**, blow dryer, adult movie options, coffeemaker***.*To be fair, this doesn't truly belong in the ‘never’ column, because once about twenty years ago or so when I was staying in a hotel room, I cracked one open.
**Once again, decades ago I’m sure I may have used a hotel phone to make a local call. ***Please don’t tell Just Asking; I would rather not hear all the nagging again. Sheesh.~ less
I surely do - - Dwight Yoakam's "Come On Christmas"this song, immediately in my first hearing, became one of my top Christmas songs to go to --
it's such a downer but Dwight makes ... moreI surely do - - Dwight Yoakam's "Come On Christmas"this song, immediately in my first hearing, became one of my top Christmas songs to go to --
it's such a downer but Dwight makes me feel great about it all(if you don't listen , at least check out the lyrics. :)EDIT: GREAT trumpet parts in here, too
Come on ChristmasPlease take me awayKeep me hidden safe'Til January's second dayCome on ChristmasCome on NoelI'll wrap myself up in the cheerThat's so abundantThis time of yearCome on ChristmasCome on NoelInstrumentalEven though it's just SeptemberI can forget to rememberAll the empty nightsStill in my wayCome on ChristmasEmbrace me with some joy'Til the last few lonely momentsOf this year have been destroyedCome on ChristmasCome on NoelI'll just let visions of the seasonBlind these worn-out sightsStill in my mindCome on ChristmasCome on NoelCome on Christmas...
Overheard between an airline passenger and a flight attendant:
Would you like something to drink?
Yes, do you have tomato juice?
We certainly do, I’ll bring you a glass of it... moreOverheard between an airline passenger and a flight attendant:
Would you like something to drink?
Yes, do you have tomato juice?
We certainly do, I’ll bring you a glass of it, ok?
Wait, what is the temperature, please?
Excuse me?
What’s the temperature?
The temperature here in the aircraft or the temperature at our destination?
No, the temperature of the tomato juice.
The tomato juice.
Yes, the tomato juice.
Are you asking whether it’s chilled or at room temperature?
No, I’m asking what is the actual temperature in degrees of the juice itself, not the can or the bottle, not even the plastic cup, but the juice.
You’re kidding, right? Is this a joke?
I’m not joking.
You truly cannot be serious.
I am serious. I need to know if it’s the right temperature before I drink it.
Well, I suppose I could tell you that it’s chilled, but I have no way of gauging the exact temperature in degrees.
I thought this is one of the top airlines in the world.
Liste... less
What’s the statute of limitations on a crime like that?
(She’ll try to defend her miserable hide by saying that I liked it or that I asked for it. I&rsquo... more What’s the statute of limitations on a crime like that?
(She’ll try to defend her miserable hide by saying that I liked it or that I asked for it. I’m including that in my civil lawsuit.)~
Rules:
1. Surnames excluded2. Any language may be used3. If ya put Vegemite, avocado or mayo on my sammich, I’ll cut ya4. Other than ‘a’, no letter can be ... more
Rules:
1. Surnames excluded2. Any language may be used3. If ya put Vegemite, avocado or mayo on my sammich, I’ll cut ya4. Other than ‘a’, no letter can be used more than once per name5. No slang, no nicknames, no initials6. No cheating off of each other’s papers7. Have fun
I need to go take a trump.He was at a bar for 10 hours and got trump-faced.I don't give a trump.What a trumphead.I'm no longer going to take any trump from you.
In the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed ... moreIn the last few weeks Trump has pasted his face on Rocky's body - the body of an Avenger character and Greta Thumbergs body. And I think he does it because he is ashamed of what he really looks like. Cheers and happy weekend!
Screw the law. Screw everything and anything that gets in the way of dumbdemdonjohn prevailing.What will the Supremes do? Roll over too? Why not. Who cares? Screw everyone who objects.
Since when does the INVESTIGATING BODY confer with the investigatee to be on the same page get their stories straight? A sham what am a scam.Further the son of an itch sez there is... moreSince when does the INVESTIGATING BODY confer with the investigatee to be on the same page get their stories straight? A sham what am a scam.Further the son of an itch sez there is no way the dumdemdonjohn will be removed from office. He KNOWS that because he will insure it.Does anyone have any problem with the way this is coming down? Anyone (besides Dems of course)?Again I say sh**can the dog and pony show. Vote in the first minute to acquit and put it behind you.What a racket! What a buncha crumbumbdumbbums. This is the best of the best and after the swamp was drained under the masterful touch of the dumbdemdonjohn. More of the same to come. How nifty. less
Every catastrophe has victims or it would not be a catastrophe. Catastrophic catatrophes are now our way of life. A new normal. Just the way ya like uh huh uh huh. As long as ya go... moreEvery catastrophe has victims or it would not be a catastrophe. Catastrophic catatrophes are now our way of life. A new normal. Just the way ya like uh huh uh huh. As long as ya got food in your belly and tons of bucks in your bank accounts you don't give a rat's a** about what happens to anyone. You is good. You is all. Sheesh.
He is an evil. I feel contempt and disdain for evil and for those who support it. Now how do prodon demdon supporters feel about Dems? Y'all hate our guts and never pass up a chanc... moreHe is an evil. I feel contempt and disdain for evil and for those who support it. Now how do prodon demdon supporters feel about Dems? Y'all hate our guts and never pass up a chance to tell us.Hate or disdain. Take your pick. We do not like each for our vast vast vast difference in politics. To pretend we do is just putting lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
The first minute of the first day take a vote and end it with the Republican Majority verdict "innocent of any crime" which we know is exactly what is going to happen.Save time and... moreThe first minute of the first day take a vote and end it with the Republican Majority verdict "innocent of any crime" which we know is exactly what is going to happen.Save time and money and get on with it. What's the point?
A confident person would spend time presidenting. An innocent person would have welcomed sending staff to testify UNDER OATH before Congress.How many tweets will the twit tweet tod... moreA confident person would spend time presidenting. An innocent person would have welcomed sending staff to testify UNDER OATH before Congress.How many tweets will the twit tweet today? We are watching and we know very well exactly which he is obsessed with and immobilized by and drowning in. His IMPEACHMENT!You know the saying "never let them see you sweat"? We see him sweating bigly. Each tweet is him sweating bullets. Cool calm collected he is not. In control of himself he is not. Supremely relaxed and assured his innocence will ring forth? He is not. A smarter man would keep it to himself. The trump spills his guts often and in that self-gutting we see very clearly exactly what he "ate" as he keeps gorging himself to have more guts to spill. Round and round he goes down and down he goes in a spin loving the spin that he's in under that old black magic called FEAR. less
Apply that to anything else you wish. As far as I know we don't priorly choose to be born as we are or get to choose our parents. We play the hand we are dealt and have no voice in... moreApply that to anything else you wish. As far as I know we don't priorly choose to be born as we are or get to choose our parents. We play the hand we are dealt and have no voice in it. Now some of you will say it's up to you to do good with it? I ask you this. No matter how hard broccoli tries to be pineapple it will never change what it is.People are like that too. No magic wand that turns them into that which they are not and can never be.Politically it sticks out biglier than anywhere. Republicans despise Dems and Dems likewise despise them. Why? They didn't CHOOSE to be that. That they are that pleases them very bigly because they think it's the cat's pajamas to be them. Sheesh. Arguments based on differences we cannot help are ridiculous. Our brains are wired thus and such. Period. Get over it. less
